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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Game simulator realizes that Jordan Howard is a best running back on the Bears roster four games before John Fox did and has a better win total. I think we found our next head coach.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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adaz posted:

Someone immediately sim 2017 and see if it puts in Mitch

The simulation will only run with Mark Sanchez, because we all know Fox needs a veteran presence leading the ship.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Benne posted:

Raise your hand if you called the Bears matching their IRL win total by Week 3

How are we supposed to get Trubisky if we keep winning games. :argh:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Hot Diggity! posted:

Forgot the Packers had a week for bye but how the hell have the bears gone 4-0

I keep telling you guys the Bears actually have talent. The nice thing about this sim is it keeps the decision making out if John Fox's hands.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Acebuckeye13 posted:

The Bears' continued success is probably the most perplexing thing about this simulation.

The Bears are not as talent-deprived as everyone pretends. If the Sim could pattern it's coaching around John Fox, the record would be reversed.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Joey Freshwater posted:

What in the hell with that Bucs Bears score

This sim understands what Bears fans already know - Jordan Howard is the truth.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Joey Freshwater posted:

Jordan Howard nothing look at that Hoyer line.

LOL, my brain completely glazed over that line. Like, it could not accept that being real. Burn the internet to the ground. It's clearly broken.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Abugadu posted:

And Cousins soundly breaks the record for single game completion percentage, with his one 'incompletion' being an interception.

Kirk Cousins: 25/26, 324 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT


somehow worse than the bears going ham

Just imagine how good we're going to be next year with Mitch Trubisky leading the charge. I'm not sure the game simulator will be able to handle how explosive our offense will be.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Metapod posted:

The juggernaut that is the simulated titans validates all my posts

The Bears we're no match for exotic smashmouth.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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WampaLord posted:

According to this sim, the Bucs are worse than the Jets, Jags, and the loving Bears.

Bad Sim.

I believe this sim to be prophetic. Have you heard the good word of Mitchell?

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