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Munchables posted:I can't even compete with this Too bad, because you have to. ---------------- |
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May 14, 2017 22:04
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I've put on my nicest suit to make this comment. It's navy blue, a light knit for spring, finished with two dull brass buttons. Both are currently undone, exposing a tie the color of a milkweed pod with a shirt as as crisp and blue as the sky tucked in behind. The outfit is sparsely accessorized, featuring a chestnut brown belt complete with similarly dulled hardware, lived-in flat fronted chinos, and a sensible pair of matching leather loafers (sockless). "This pageant has been fun. Thanks for giving me a 5/10 for trying to record a nice folk cover, and calling a photoshopped speedo on a molted bug exoskeleton unjudgeable in the same breath you rated a lovely bird photoshopped in a bathing suit and a great ms-painted ascii middle finger with no complaints. I love you all" -the least talented boy in byob Edit after receiving so many nice PMs: I'm really sorry for confusing you all with my entry. I figured every good pagent needs some drama so I worked it into my entry. I posted right after in the chat thread that it was satire, but in retrospect that wasn't the best solution. I do love you all and my feelings aren't hurt!! They Might Be fucked around with this message at 16:15 on May 16, 2017 |
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May 15, 2017 07:39
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This competition is getting pretty spicy!
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May 15, 2017 08:15
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guys i feel really confident that i finally look my best for this so please don't judge me too harshly okay it's a big step for me to post a full body picture anywhere on line and so i'm feeling really nervous here goes  i feel so pretty :3
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May 15, 2017 17:55
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i said i wasn't going to say anything about anyone's body but you're hot 
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May 15, 2017 17:59
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I was planning to remodel my artistic golem to even greater beauty, but I've had pleurisy and a recurrent chest infection for two months now and there's no more petrol (gas) in the tank. So here is me in the closest thing I have to an evening gown.
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May 15, 2017 19:09
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This is my contest entry With a little rhyme for pantry No need to keep you waiting (nahnahnahnah) (Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap) Be intimidated By what we have created Kiss underneath the radar (nahnahnahnah) (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) I got myself a pair of shorts Dressed up in evening wear I dress myself in a t shirt I don't care Make-up won't help me oblige too much It's not fair To be compared to you To be compared to you To be compared to (You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap) (Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba) (You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap) (Be-be-be bap-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da) Just call me "Mr. Modest" I got it and I flaunt it You can applaud if you wanna (nahnahnahnah) (Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap) Wearing simple jammies Eating breakfast slammies I'm not much of a hammy (nahnahnahnah) (Ba-ba-ba-ba-bap) I got myself some underpants Dressed up in evening wear I dress myself in boring clothes I don't care Make-up won't help me oblige too much It's not fair To be compared to you To be compared to you To be compared to (You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap) (Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba) (You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap) (Be-be-be bap-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da) Everybody wants to get some sleep Once you get some sleep, your styled hair is gone Everybody wants to take a nap But once you take a nap, the day is almost gone Everybody wants a big old slice Of the big old pie, and I wish I had a pie Everybody wants in Everybody wants in Everybody wants I got myself a comfy bed Dressed up in evening wear I dress myself in b-ball shorts Guess what? I don't care Make-up won't help me oblige too much It's not fair Dressed down until I disappear But I won't do it alone No I won't do it alone Oh I won't do it alone Bap-bap-bada-da-bap Be-be-be ba-ba-bada-ba (You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap) (Be-be-be bap-bap-bada-da-bap) (You-ou-ou bap-bap-bada-bap) (Yay-hey-hey) (OOH) To the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-djYrXYhZY |
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May 15, 2017 20:46
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They Might Be posted:I figured every good pagent needs some drama so I worked it into my entry. I like the sky blue shirt with dark blue coat combo! Also do you think we can sabotage the winning hot guy by throwing marbles under his feet or steel spikes |
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hockey jockey posted:I was planning to remodel my artistic golem to even greater beauty, but I've had pleurisy and a recurrent chest infection for two months now and there's no more petrol (gas) in the tank. So here is me in the closest thing I have to an evening gown. You're so lucky to have those high cheekbones.
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May 15, 2017 23:40
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 hockey jockey posted:I was planning to remodel my artistic golem to even greater beauty, but I've had pleurisy and a recurrent chest infection for two months now and there's no more petrol (gas) in the tank. So here is me in the closest thing I have to an evening gown. thats bogus and i hope u get well soon and stay that way
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May 16, 2017 03:28
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I wanted to be the first bearded lady in the Eurovision Song Contest but Conchita beat me to it, I didn't have a chance.
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May 17, 2017 08:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs thank you to all the judges and fellow participants! 
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May 17, 2017 08:40
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I love all of these (and am hugely relieved that the stylish TheyMightBe isn't really upset). Vanisher gorgeous as ever and Eugene is a babe (and smells amazing too). HSB has an actual dress, arguing the existence of a real life girlfriend (or very forgiving mother). Fanky Mallons, graceful and deadly. And King of the Beach has a cute picture and was nice to me, so he should probably win. And Munchables- funny lyrics and introduced me to a new song!
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May 17, 2017 15:05
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oh sorry was this thing right after the other thing?
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May 17, 2017 15:12
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A young person looks towards the cosmos, a field of stars hangs above him like so many dancing lights. Crickets chirp nearby, a soft campfire crackles far behind him and friends at the fire chat and laugh. But N. Senada is with them only in presence as his mind turns to the heavens. For a moment, he truly experiences the sublime as he wonders if there's something out there looking up at its own sky, looking up towards a galaxy of potential. He sits transfixed, hoping his eyes lock with the the eyes of something else, a chance meeting of intelligence across unfathomable distances. His bare feet rest on cool grass. He shifts his weight and blue jammies, covered in yellow stars and red rockets, rub against the ground as he turns to look at Orion's Belt. Green and brown earth stains his cotton and polyester apparel, but they are invisible to him in this darkness. His mind is elsewhere, floating through the universe, imagining about worlds he has only ever read about. Ice giants where nothing could live. Dwarfs so hot that the surface is liquid metal. Black Holes which challenge the very laws that govern his reality. N. Senada, looking charming in his retro pajamas, bare feet, and tussled hair, is torn from this galactic trip as a fellow camper shouts out, "Party Foul." He sees a flaming mass, a terrestrial sort of shooting star, fly towards him. It lands on the grass nearby. A marshmallow drenched in fire, crisp and black, bubbles in front of him. His mind zooms back to this world, his attention on the fiery confection before him. He reflects on a simple truth: 'fire is badass'
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May 17, 2017 15:23
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N. Senada posted:A young person looks towards the cosmos, a field of stars hangs above him like so many dancing lights. Crickets chirp nearby, a soft campfire crackles far behind him and friends at the fire chat and laugh. But N. Senada is with them only in presence as his mind turns to the heavens. For a moment, he truly experiences the sublime as he wonders if there's something out there looking up at its own sky, looking up towards a galaxy of potential. He sits transfixed, hoping his eyes lock with the the eyes of something else, a chance meeting of intelligence across unfathomable distances. His bare feet rest on cool grass. He shifts his weight and blue jammies, covered in yellow stars and red rockets, rub against the ground as he turns to look at Orion's Belt. Green and brown earth stains his cotton and polyester apparel, but they are invisible to him in this darkness. His mind is elsewhere, floating through the universe, imagining about worlds he has only ever read about. Ice giants where nothing could live. Dwarfs so hot that the surface is liquid metal. Black Holes which challenge the very laws that govern his reality. A+++ wovld read again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDDK0XLGfw
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relaxed, unclenched, ready for whatever the night may bring the other talent here is ridiculous, however you may all call me when this is over 
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Manifisto posted:relaxed, unclenched, ready for whatever the night may bring I've never seen you so casual, yet so formal! Lookin' good!
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May 18, 2017 01:43
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 this is a full alligator bodysuit, I like to wear it with the hat to cocktail evenings As promised here is my complete suit , people are advised from taking photos of it waist down, so i filled in the blanks for yah lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 19:51 on May 18, 2017 |
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lmbo calrissian posted:
tripsie threds m8 
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Breathtaking Truly a great read Pageant perfect |
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May 18, 2017 08:26
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King of the Beach posted:
Cute! I can see that you are indeed dressed in the evening, and i like the "framing" of the photo 
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May 18, 2017 08:45
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lmbo calrissian posted:
Pro tier evening wear my friend. Although this is my favourite so far, I have to say that all my fellow participants look wonderful and are beautiful 
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May 18, 2017 18:58
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Fanky Malloons posted:all my fellow participants look wonderful and are beautiful |
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May 18, 2017 19:35
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Flawlessly elegant. Elegantly flawless. I hate it. Or do I? Maybe I love it. Maybe I'm being sarcastic. Maybe I meant to type a 0 and I made a typo. Maybe I'm scoring this entry a 2 in binary. You'll never know. Welcome to the irony zone. My score: 10/10 ---------------- |
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The irony of the punk aesthetic is that it became, in the end, so stylized and meticulous that it betrayed its own roots in underachievement and nihilistic grotesquerie. If punk works, it needs to shock both with the deliberate affront of a raised middle finger, and the carelessness with which the offense is offered. It is a careful balancing act: you have to care about not giving a gently caress. I think this entry, which combines an offensively bland visual presentation with a molten core of barely deflected anger, manages to be more punk than a thousand perfectly coiffed mohawks. My score: 10/10 ps - nice try, but we know you were really upset ---------------- |
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May 18, 2017 20:04
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When I imagine this ensemble stepping out of a polished limousine, it is a thing of beauty and of terror. My score: 9.7/10 ---------------- |
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May 18, 2017 20:06
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All the things match, a feat I have never once managed in my entire life. I am both impressed and jealous. I know I should score this higher, but I am petty, and wearing black pants with a brown belt. What am I doing with my existence. My score: 9.5/10 ---------------- |
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May 18, 2017 20:09
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If we had a casualwear competition, this would be a slam dunk (pun intended as you will see) but I do not believe you wear basketball shorts at night. I do not even believe it is possible to wear basketball shorts at night. I do not even know what basketball shorts are, and doubt they exist, because the basketball material would severely limit your mobility. In short, cutting holes in a basketball and wearing it like a diaper, while ingenious, is also forbidden, and a crime. My score: 9.2/10 ---------------- |
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May 18, 2017 20:12
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Please do not accuse me of lying about my jim jams  
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May 18, 2017 20:19
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While I generally enjoy not being judged in my daily life, cda pls do not forget about me  (just making sure, since vanisher's entry was so incredible that it was probably easy to overlook any that came before it, i.e. mine) |
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Evening wear, eh? In honor of this portion of the pageant, and all the beautiful goons, goonettes, birds, and disembodied hands that have made it this far, I've put on my own favorite gown as I look over these entries. It's a lovely black sheath that is really stunning and in no way just a comfy extra-long t-shirt that I like to wear to bed. On with the show! Fanky Malloons: Looks like you're first up this time around! While I'm impressed by your obvious deadliness and the inclusion of a matched set of weaponry, I'm not sure I'd qualify your outfit as evening wear. I guess that it is, technically, if this photo was taken in the evening while you wore it, but as much as I love technicalities they aren't the best way to win pageants. 8/10 vanisher: Grace, mystique, and a flair of drama. I hope I'm not going to be called a racist for awarding my fellow bird a 10/10. Work it girl! They Might Be: Wow, what a beautiful ensemble! As an avid fan of nature and the outdoors, I appreciated the rich hues you called to mind with comparisons to milkweed pods, the summer sky, and the rich brown of a freshly fallen chestnut. The slight ironic bitterness lies beneath the gorgeous outfit like a surprise zest in the sweetest meringue you've ever tasted. 10/10 Eugene V. Dabs: The carefree swinging as your entire body blazes is a startling, poignant statement on the societal demands for effortless perfection despite any and all circumstances. I don't think it's evening wear, though. 8/10 hockey jockey: Wow! I can really see the resemblance now. A fun, floral dress and scarf combo for a summer evening out earns a 9/10. I docked a point because missing out on your scary little golem in a scary little dress is kind of a shame. Munchables: I love the idea of this musical entry, but the lyric reconstruction was lazy -- mostly it was just the original lyrics with a word or two swapped out here and there. MSI was the first band I'd ever seen in concert though, as an angsty 16 year old goth kid, so you get the "unintentional pandering" bonus point of this round. King of the Beach: Instead of an entry, you have submitted a photograph of a portrait of a handsome young man??  Very Basil Hallward of you, but the young man's attire does not call sopisticated evening wear to mind. 7/10HotSoapyBeard: A lovely dress, and you are clearly singing your heart out. If only we could hear the clear, high, arrestingly beautiful note I am sure you are producing. For such a heart-stopping voice, however, I feel a slightly more formal gown is called for. 9/10 posting smiling: The same pose as last time? Scandalous! You need to expand your repertoire. However I do like the marijuana leaf in your tuxedo pocket. 8/10 N. Senada: It seems to me as though one should not wear one's best evening wear on a camping trip, even if one's evening wear is the sort closer to "pajama" than "Golden Globes." I'm thus left to assume you are not actually wearing your best or most flattering evening wear, and must judge accordingly. 8.5/10 alnilam: Wow! Look at that poise, that gown, that tiara, those tights! You've clearly brought your A-game. The eyes lifted heavenward remind me of Jesus, and the motionless grace reminds me of Kate Winslet in that scene in Titanic. 10/10 Manifisto: The magnificent getup says "I'm a hand to be taken seriously," but the hand in your pocket (is it still called a hand when it is an appendage sprouting off of another, larger, sentient hand? I'm sorry if I say anything offensive to you or about your anatomy) reminds us you're also cool, casual, and the sort of guy that might buy you a beer after work to celebrate your purchase of a new home or the arrival of your first baby. 10/10 lmbo calrissian: I've never seen an outfit like this before! It's a good thing this alligator suit and Ms. Malloons' tiger suit aren't in the same round, I don't know if we'd all be able to handle that much raw animal appeal. The stars were really beautiful the night you took this picture, but the incredible spangling on your suit gives them a run for their drat money. 10/10
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*erupts into tears and dashes off the set mortified and inconsolable*
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