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Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Guavanaut posted:

Schopenhauer said some bad things about Jews and black Americans in the early 19th century so I'm going to disregard everything he said about animal rights and kick a dog.

I always thought he was more of a cat guy

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
george orwell didn't like jews either but he really didn't like bulgarians

can't believe the right's lack of concern for the poor slated peoples of bulgaria

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Spangly A posted:

george orwell didn't like jews either but he really didn't like bulgarians

can't believe the right's lack of concern for the poor slated peoples of bulgaria

even Uncle Bulgaria?

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



This guy clearly going for the UKMT vote - https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/415590/auschwitz-post-fife-candidate-suggests-tories-should-kill-themselves/.

"Former Labour member Deek Jackson, who came close to being selected as a party candidate, published a parody of a Conservative poster which superimposed an image of the Nazi death camp.

When challenged, he said: “Far from apologising, I think all Conservatives should commit suicide and the rid the planet of a parasitic life form robbing the rest of us of our birthright, a life free from exploitation."

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Zalakwe posted:

This guy clearly going for the UKMT vote - https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/415590/auschwitz-post-fife-candidate-suggests-tories-should-kill-themselves/.

"Former Labour member Deek Jackson, who came close to being selected as a party candidate, published a parody of a Conservative poster which superimposed an image of the Nazi death camp.

When challenged, he said: “Far from apologising, I think all Conservatives should commit suicide and the rid the planet of a parasitic life form robbing the rest of us of our birthright, a life free from exploitation."


Nice.

Karloff
Mar 21, 2013

So what will be the favoured form of capital punishment in post-brexit Britain?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It will be a return to glorious Empire, so the cannon, obviously.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Zalakwe posted:

This guy clearly going for the UKMT vote - https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/415590/auschwitz-post-fife-candidate-suggests-tories-should-kill-themselves/.

"Former Labour member Deek Jackson, who came close to being selected as a party candidate, published a parody of a Conservative poster which superimposed an image of the Nazi death camp.

When challenged, he said: “Far from apologising, I think all Conservatives should commit suicide and the rid the planet of a parasitic life form robbing the rest of us of our birthright, a life free from exploitation."


Fife!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

is TM going to deport eu citizens before the snap election? I always just walk into a london office and vote. I never have shown identity..

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Angepain posted:

Oh hey, you're not wrong. I'm still finding it hard to believe a real person wrote that tweet in any kind of seriousness but the evidence seems to point that way.

Tory scum give other scum a bad name.
Dole scum best scum.

Karloff posted:

So what will be the favoured form of capital punishment in post-brexit Britain?

Starvation and despair. We will all be guilty.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Karloff posted:

So what will be the favoured form of capital punishment in post-brexit Britain?

Being dragged onto the Jeremy Kyle show to be humiliated in front of a petit-bourgeois fuckface audience while they laugh and gawp at you like its a Victorian freakshow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KMrJGz3EIg

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Zalakwe posted:

This guy clearly going for the UKMT vote - https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/415590/auschwitz-post-fife-candidate-suggests-tories-should-kill-themselves/.

"Former Labour member Deek Jackson, who came close to being selected as a party candidate, published a parody of a Conservative poster which superimposed an image of the Nazi death camp.

When challenged, he said: “Far from apologising, I think all Conservatives should commit suicide and the rid the planet of a parasitic life form robbing the rest of us of our birthright, a life free from exploitation."


Deek Jackson?

This guy?



Fair to say you may be right.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

LeoMarr posted:

is TM going to deport eu citizens before the snap election? I always just walk into a london office and vote. I never have shown identity..

EU citizens can't vote in the general election.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'd vote for the kill you are selves tories platform.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I love that May's response to the Juncker dinner account is to basically go "Nuh-uhh, strong and stable, get the best deal". A bit like when people would accuse the Russians of helping Trump he'd go "No way, there is no need to worry about contact between my guys and the Russians - but the Russians are legit cool and great, and Putin is strong and sexy".

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Noxville posted:

Deek Jackson?

This guy?



Fair to say you may be right.

That's Goddamntwisto, what are you talking about

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Isn't that Kane from Red Alert?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/858946766691082241

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Ewan posted:

Isn't that Kane from Red Alert?

To be fair, I'd much rather have Kane leading the UK than the Tories. At least he fulfilled his promise.

Pochoclo fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 1, 2017

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Zalakwe posted:

This guy clearly going for the UKMT vote - https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/415590/auschwitz-post-fife-candidate-suggests-tories-should-kill-themselves/.

"Former Labour member Deek Jackson, who came close to being selected as a party candidate, published a parody of a Conservative poster which superimposed an image of the Nazi death camp.

When challenged, he said: “Far from apologising, I think all Conservatives should commit suicide and the rid the planet of a parasitic life form robbing the rest of us of our birthright, a life free from exploitation."


The former star of my GE 2010-era avatar. Although as he stood against Brown and Milliband in 2010 and 2015 I really don't see how he got close to selection.

e: I knew I still had it somewhere:

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 1, 2017

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

LemonyTang posted:

In the actual spirit of International Worker's Day


In Praise of Idleness, 1932
This has always been a much better essay than the Keynes one and it makes pretty much the same point

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

goddamnedtwisto posted:

The former star of my GE 2010-era avatar. Although as he stood against Brown and Milliband in 2010 and 2015 I really don't see how he got close to selection.

He probably didnt. You cant expect fact checking and accuracy from news media

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



goddamnedtwisto posted:

The former star of my GE 2010-era avatar. Although as he stood against Brown and Milliband in 2010 and 2015 I really don't see how he got close to selection.

e: I knew I still had it somewhere:



Wow, who knew? Probably got close to selection 20 years ago, either that or Momentum have a hidden base in Fife.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/859078057218506753

This is bad for Simon Danczuk.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Marmaduke! posted:

I love that May's response to the Juncker dinner account is to basically go "Nuh-uhh, strong and stable, get the best deal". A bit like when people would accuse the Russians of helping Trump he'd go "No way, there is no need to worry about contact between my guys and the Russians - but the Russians are legit cool and great, and Putin is strong and sexy".

Give me the strongest president and the healthiest president

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



This is good for humanity though

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Yesterday at the forumula 1; the Finnish and German national anthems played in Russia with Putin stood there on the Podium completely deadpan. Then instead of leaving the podium he waited for the champagne spraying music to get into full swing, while three formula 1 drivers just stood awkwardly looking at each other holding bottles and without any balls, before calmly exiting stage left,

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Wow another candidate going for the UKMT vote?

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
When I'm drunk, horny and alone I don't go around messaging underage girls, but YMMV I guess?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Marmaduke! posted:

I love that May's response to the Juncker dinner account is to basically go "Nuh-uhh, strong and stable, get the best deal". A bit like when people would accuse the Russians of helping Trump he'd go "No way, there is no need to worry about contact between my guys and the Russians - but the Russians are legit cool and great, and Putin is strong and sexy".

The best part of the account is Juncker using bigger and bigger numbers to describe his scepticism as the dinner progresses

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
:munch:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Tom Watson will come out to support him by issuing a statement that he regularly knocks one out in front of Babestation.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Tories are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... Get too near a Tory, such as their leader leafletting 6 houses, and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Tory will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself... soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Noxville posted:

Deek Jackson?

This guy?



Fair to say you may be right.

cypher no

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Kurtofan posted:

cypher no

Nah he's just looking for the Wyld Stallyns

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Pochoclo posted:

When I'm drunk, horny and alone I don't go around messaging underage girls, but YMMV I guess?

Eh, age of consent's 16 in the UK so while what he did was creepy, sleazy and career suicide it wasn't actually illegal afaik.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TomViolence posted:

Eh, age of consent's 16 in the UK so while what he did was creepy, sleazy and career suicide it wasn't actually illegal afaik.

Isn't there a thing where it's higher if you're in a position of authority over the person?

If being an MP doesn't count for that it should, given their proclivities.

cosmically_cosmic
Dec 26, 2015

OwlFancier posted:

Isn't there a thing where it's higher if you're in a position of authority over the person?

If being an MP doesn't count for that it should, given their proclivities.

By that logic MP's wouldn't be able to have sex with anyone. Well, anyone who isnt an MP, royalty, or large Tory donor.

EDIT: Or a pig*

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Good news: the NEC have approved the socialist Labour candidate for the GE in my constituency. Very glad since the alternative was a literal Blue Labour guy (the previous candidate stood down since he'd lost twice to the Tory MP already)

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