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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

MikeCrotch posted:

Good news: the NEC have approved the socialist Labour candidate for the GE in my constituency. Very glad since the alternative was a literal Blue Labour guy (the previous candidate stood down since he'd lost twice to the Tory MP already)

Which constituency? Will be interesting to see how much better he does.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

cosmically_cosmic posted:

By that logic MP's wouldn't be able to have sex with anyone. Well, anyone who isnt an MP, royalty, or large Tory donor.

EDIT: Or a pig*

I'm fine with this outcome. Though I think it just raises the AOC to 18 or something.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

knox_harrington posted:

How does voting work after you #brexit? What constituency do you vote in?

I am likely to be heading off to live in Switzerland shortly and won't be resident for at least a few years.

You vote in the constituency you were last registered in, and you can vote for up to 15 years after leaving the UK.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Angepain posted:

Oh hey, you're not wrong. I'm still finding it hard to believe a real person wrote that tweet in any kind of seriousness but the evidence seems to point that way.

Parsons reignited his career by writing worse for the Mail after Maddie disappeared, and has pretty much made a career out of writing this poo poo, and worst of all believing it. To be entirely honest he's not been the same since his ma died at which point his attitude towards the health service did a complete 180.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

Isn't there a thing where it's higher if you're in a position of authority over the person?

If being an MP doesn't count for that it should, given their proclivities.

My MP isn't in authority over me, though. They represent me. (Well, actually they don't because they're SNP, but if I had any concerns I wished to be voiced in the Commons and thought a Tartan Tory would give two shits about they would be my official conduit.)

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
The girl Danczuk was sexting was interviewing for a job in his constituency office, IIRC.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

big scary monsters posted:

You vote in the constituency you were last registered in, and you can vote for up to 15 years after leaving the UK.

I've just been sorting this out, maybe someone here can help with this silly question: I have a postal voting form to return to Lambeth, where it asks for "Your full address (where you are registered to vote)". Is this going to be my actual home in Foreign, or my last address in my constituency? The latter doesn't really make sense to me, but you never know with these people.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

TinTower posted:

The girl Danczuk was sexting was interviewing for a job in his constituency office, IIRC.

She was. He then tried to bribe her into posing for a photo with him to show that there was no hard feelings on her part and so he could contritely apologise, an act that was not related to the Sun and a media company offering him ten grand for the story and photo.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Isn't there a thing where it's higher if you're in a position of authority over the person?

If being an MP doesn't count for that it should, given their proclivities.

Only if they're in loco parentis (so teachers, social workers, medical practitioners, etc), and then the prohibition continues beyond 18 in some circumstances. An MP has literally no authority over anyone by design - they're representatives, not feudal lords.

TinTower posted:

The girl Danczuk was sexting was interviewing for a job in his constituency office, IIRC.

Yeah, but age still isn't a factor there (beyond ramping up the grossness exponentially), you're not allowed to hit on people working for you or applying for jobs if they're 17 or 71.

General RAARGH
Jan 24, 2003

armchair general

Bobstar posted:

I've just been sorting this out, maybe someone here can help with this silly question: I have a postal voting form to return to Lambeth, where it asks for "Your full address (where you are registered to vote)". Is this going to be my actual home in Foreign, or my last address in my constituency? The latter doesn't really make sense to me, but you never know with these people.

Pretty sure this is the last address in the UK where you were registered to vote. Agh, I must sort out all my proxy vote stuff again

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Only if they're in loco parentis (so teachers, social workers, medical practitioners, etc), and then the prohibition continues beyond 18 in some circumstances. An MP has literally no authority over anyone by design - they're representatives, not feudal lords.

On the other hand they're all sex pests apparently so maybe there should be a law.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
There's phoning it in and then there's err...

http://i.imgur.com/2CBkTUG.jpg

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I don't think Simon Danczuk should be having sex.

Never forget the Morning Star's perfect use of the creative linebreak.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Guavanaut posted:

I don't think Simon Danczuk should be having sex.

Never forget the Morning Star's perfect use of the creative linebreak.



As a web developer, manual linebreaks trigger murderous rage deep inside me. This must be the first time in my life I'm actually OK with the result.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

There's phoning it in and then there's err...

http://i.imgur.com/2CBkTUG.jpg

"work for you I do" is at least comprehensible, I think Cllr h b+b is being unfairly maligned here

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

I don't think Simon Danczuk should be having sex.

Never forget the Morning Star's perfect use of the creative linebreak.



That's loving great.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead


The Shadow Chancellor addressing the public, today, under the banners of the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist) and the Assad regime.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Good man

Barry the Sprout
Jan 12, 2001

I believe those are actually flags LemonDrizzle.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

The "Assad regime" is otherwise known as the nation of Syria, the people of which you should have solidarity with regardless of who their leader is.

The CPGB-ML (AKA Horselord +5 other randos) I can take or leave.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

TheRat posted:

Good man

CPGB-ML is the stalinist "communist party" run by an actual millionaire landlord.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

LemonDrizzle posted:



The Shadow Chancellor addressing the public, today, under the banners of the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist) and the Assad regime.

Seriously there is no way I can vote for these clowns.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

e: nvm

e2: some quick google/wikipedia tells me this is a matter of contention: the flag with two stars represents specifically the Syrian Arab Republic and is explicitly Baathist. Before then the flag had three stars and opposition forces use the three star version as means of protest and distinguishing themselves.

Alchenar fucked around with this message at 19:46 on May 1, 2017

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

knox_harrington posted:

Seriously there is no way I can vote for these clowns.

You have some rather weird priorities.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
To be fair, though, these sort of wanky, shithead parties are always the first ones to arrive and camp out a prominent spot with a giant rear end stupid loving banner at any event where they think they can get a pic in the papers.
The don't actually do anything productive or helpful to any cause or event that they poisonously and forcibly associate themselves with, and nobody wants them there, but you're often forced to endure their presence as long as they're not actively being twatish cunts.

I guess that if McDonnell was booked to speak those banners were there long before he turned up to do his five minute bit, so he didn't have much choice other than moving it somewhere else, which night not've been an option in terms of moving the audio/visual equipment necessary for delivering a speech to a large crowd.

I've been to any number of anti racism demos and counter-marches, and you always see the twats from the SWP lurking around with the biggest banners and black bin bags full of ready-made SWP placards that they're trying to hand out to anyone gullible enough to take one. Never see them up front when the bricks start flying though.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

TheRat posted:

You have some rather weird priorities.

Not supporting Assad, not believing in communism and not in favour of "fomenting the overthrow of capitalism" are not that weird.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

knox_harrington posted:

Not supporting Assad, not believing in communism and not in favour of "fomenting the overthrow of capitalism" are not that weird.

It's a picture without context of a man speaking in front of some flags

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

The fuckin fleg virus has spread beyond the borders of Northern Ireland and infected the rest of the UK. God help us.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

knox_harrington posted:

Not supporting Assad, not believing in communism and not in favour of "fomenting the overthrow of capitalism" are not that weird.

2/3 of those are objectively good though

Barry the Sprout
Jan 12, 2001

Yet some people are perfectly happy when prominent members of the Tories promote BAE Systems to dictators. Priorities are whack yo.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

knox_harrington posted:

Seriously there is no way I can vote for these clowns.

You weren't going to anyway.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

LemonDrizzle posted:



The Shadow Chancellor addressing the public, today, under the banners of the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist) and the Assad regime.

This country is led by morons.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

knox_harrington posted:

Not supporting Assad,

the tories are selling turkey planes you dumb gently caress

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

This country is led by morons.

just as well they're never going to get any power then right mate?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wonder sometimes if politician have as much trouble identifying all of the flags as I do.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Pissflaps posted:

This country is led by morons.

Agreed, that's why McDonnell should be in charge instead

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
B-but COMMUNIST FLAG!!!! BAD!!!! NO VOTE!!! *gets hosed a million times in the rear end by Tory government*

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/859126417870794752

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

those numbers don't add up

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Looke posted:

those numbers don't add up

They add up to 82.

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