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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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knox_harrington posted:

"It is a basic tenet of Conservatism that poor people only work harder if they are given less money, but rich people only work harder if they are given more money."
Stealing this for irl conversations, it's perfect.

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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There is only labour and capital after all.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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And if a aeroplanes engines fall off you'll fall 30,000 feet and explode on landing. Don't be luddites.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Regarde Aduck posted:

Jeremy isn't going to win because the public is ideologically right wing. You love polls, you saw the poll that had 24% openly identifying as 'ethnic nationalists'. A further 25%, classed as the common sense voter, were found to have almost identical issues.

These people are not going to vote Corbyn whether he was amazing at his job or not. The country doesn't want a left wing government.

Frankly, I feel your issue boils down to wanting a centrist government with a red logo. You could vote Tory or lib dem but you want the red one. And you're angry that the red one is being silly and not being centrist.
So are you coming out as an incrementalism then? The only solution I can see to your statements here is to vote for the furthest-to-the-left candidate that has a chance of public acceptance. The centre is better than the right, says Regarde Aduck.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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UKIPpers aren't libertarians though, they're like protectionist populist social conservative. Maybe Farage was a libertarian but their voters aren't. UKIP voters love the armed forces, the NHS, and the Queen, none of which are compatible with pure libertarianism. Everything (everything) UKIP do is to appeal to people that are scared "They" are going to take something away from them, it's not really about left or right economics.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 00:03 on May 5, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Clive Lewis is polished and has name recognition, he'd breeze through a leadership vote.

I don't know that much about him or his stances tbh, if the UKMT thinks he's not too bad then he's probably a shoe-in for next leader.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Describes himself as "a proud socialist"
Used to be in the army
Nominated Corbyn for leadership but isn't seen as one of "his guys"
Very Pro-Remain
Used to be a journalist so can work the lefty and centrist papers
Black but not too black

Seems like he's on to a winner. How tall is he?

Edit:

quote:

In April 2015, Lewis commented in an interview for the New Statesman (in jest), in response to a question on whether he was taking his upcoming victory for granted, he would only lose if he was "caught with [his] pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end". He subsequently apologised for the remark, saying he was "sincerely sorry" if anyone had been offended by the comment.
Lol

Hoops fucked around with this message at 19:38 on May 5, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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JFairfax posted:

I don't want an ex soldier running the country
It's one less angle to hit him with. He's hard, he's down to earth, he's not some Islington fairyboy or pig-loving Eton degenerate. Loads of people eat that stuff up.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Looks weak. Head's too small.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Regarde Aduck posted:

Yeah, most "Corbynistas" or whatever bollocks you want to parrot are just people unwilling to put "winning" before ideology. Because they have critical thinking skills and realise that winning on the wrong platform isn't actually winning.
They're actually people who don't realise that it is not a competition to find the most left-wing MP, with the highest scoring socialist to be the person appointed leader of a large and complicated organisation.

It's like those exams with multiple sections, where if you fail one section you fail the whole thing. That's Corbyns leadership. Insufficiently good enough at elements you need to be sufficiently good enough at or you'll fail. And his supporters think his good qualities can make up for his bad, whereas the majority of people saw at least a year ago that they can't.

Edit: or, I should say, they weren't. He's getting better and improving his strategy a lot recently and may continue to do so. But it pretty much is down to him that people don't want to vote labour right now and it was a grave and consequential mistake to make him leader

Hoops fucked around with this message at 14:15 on May 6, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Why is it everyone says Burnham is so fairweather and flip-floppy? Genuinely asking, I don't know everything he's done or said. I've seen good things from him, he seems like a good MP to me.

Edit: not an MP anymore but you know what I mean

Hoops fucked around with this message at 16:54 on May 6, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Another Person posted:

Because people looked at him and saw his fairly standard Labour pledge list and decided he was a centrist. He didn't represent the strong break with the status quo of Labour that people wanted in 2015, and that reputation never left him because it has persisted on being an issue in Labour to this day.

For what it matters, I would describe Burnham as a Brownite, positioned to the left somewhat of Brown himself, but nowhere near Corbyn. If we were to line up the leadership candidates, from right to left it would have been: Kendall, Cooper, Burnham, Corbyn. Some of the major issues of contention between Corbyn supporters and Burnham supporters were defence policy, because Corbyn represented stronger pacifism, while Burnham was much more traditional in foreign policy, supporting the standards of Trident renewal and NATO membership.
I was aware of this but there's nothing there that equals "convictionless careerist".

I have seen the Sun photo mentioned before (if it's that picture of him thumbs up in a taxi with a Sun logo on the side, the picture isn't loading for me). But there's no real doubt in my mind that he did work hard for the Hillsborough campaign - In my opinion it's an unfortunate photo but doesn't mean anything, the guy just got in a black cab and may not have noticed what was on the side. To take that photo as evidence he secretly is costing up to Murdoch or something is cheap.

Edit: I just googled the photo and it's not a black cab with a decal on the side, it's a massive unmistakeable red cab that you couldn't miss. So that's slightly different to pose for a snap with. Alright, one point against him for sure

Hoops fucked around with this message at 17:08 on May 6, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Oberleutnant posted:

It was part of a spread that the Sun was doing called "the Sun CABinet", geddit? :suicide:
Not just a random cab he jumped into.

And the point isn't that he did a thing for the Sun (although it is a disgusting piece if poo poo newspaper, a lot of politicians have been dirtied by association with it and still gone on to successful careers). It's that he took the Sun's money and/or publicity when that suited him, and then he tried to play the big man standing strong with the victims and survivors of Hillsborough and act like he was just too pure to have anything to do with a Murdoch paper.

The man has no principles and his only priority is his own survival and advancement.
I added an edit to my last post, it seems like you're right. Okay, if he took their money in 2010 and then became Mr. Hillsborough Justice in 2015 then that's certainly a sellout move

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Metal is for massive nerds anyway, so is anime

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Metal, anime, student politics, monty python and blackadder, Jeremy Corbyn, computer games.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

Get robot wars and doctor who on there.
Oh aye yeah, them as well

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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They stitched her right up with that photo, it hit exactly like they wanted it to. But that's what the press will do really, I'm not sure what's being argued here

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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TheRat posted:

Louise Mensch is fighting her solicitor on twitter.

https://twitter.com/grabmybutstick/status/863598777680015360
I don't understand what the tweets are talking about, can someone break it down?

Although it looks like the lawyer is being crazy unprofessional with his client here.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 00:03 on May 15, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Evil_Urna posted:

Arrived at what? Antisemitism?

Everyone in here calling Hakimashou a Nazi when you right here are slamming on Jews?
The Israeli government. Come on new right-wing guy, you're not going to be able to pull this poo poo in here.

It seems like you're American? Just make your poorly informed "What the gently caress, England?" post, incorrectly equate something to being the equivalent of the Democrats/Republicans/Red Sox and move on, just like the last six or seven guys.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Namtab stop

Everyone stop

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Labour manifesto is really good and so far has been pitched just about perfectly as well.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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quote:

Thing is, nobody has done anything to reduce the risk of another financial crisis, and the housing bubble can't last forever. I think that's the most depressing part of this election - not just that the Tories are unlikely to be ousted, but even if by some miracle Corbyn wins there's a good chance another financial crisis will come along that the Tories can then blame on Labour for another decade or two. And if that crisis hits during a Tory government instead, they'll just use it as an excuse to cut back even more cruelly than they already have.
Banks are doing a ton of dodgy poo poo all the time, but its conduct-related (being evil) rather than prudential (being reckless). There's been huge changes in banking to limit the risk of another financial crisis and they absolutely hate it. It's genuinely not like how it was in the noughties. Can never say never, and like you say, overheated housing market, but there isn't going to be a crash the same size for the same reason in the short to medium term imo.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Just saw that Corbyn Facebook Live ambush thing. There is no way Corbyn's team of six months ago would have pulled a stunt like that and come out the winner, they would have misspelled the hashtag or some stupid poo poo. Thank gently caress for spin doctors.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

Really? Every time I hear him - which is a lot at the moment - it's still the same weird, unconvincing dalek delivery.
Nobody hears him though, it's all about status and impression. The only people that hear politicians regularly are those that watch the 10 o'clock news. Everything else is online reporting and second-hand discussion.

Edit: I'm coining a term right here right now. You have to be an iPhone politician to win an election

Hoops fucked around with this message at 22:08 on May 17, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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The election has produced a clear and distinctive manifesto at least. He would have been cunting it up with train toilets for five years otherwise. Of course they'll lose but at least it's now an actual battleground.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Hello - news alert for the first summaries of the Tory manifesto.

Levy on firms hiring foreign workers that goes to pay for skills training for UK nationals.

drat that will play pretty well. There would have been trade unionists in the 80s who would have been all about that.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Metal, anime, student politics, monty python and blackadder, Jeremy Corbyn, computer games, Robot wars, Doctor Who, Star Wars expanded universe

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Mental that professional politicians can decide on "don't feed kids" as one of their manifesto policies. No idea of the cost and savings breakdowns, but it's milksnatching for fucks sake, just pick something else.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Oberleutnant posted:

I inagine that the thought process behind a lot of these bewildering tory manifesto promises is not "this is a vote winner people will like" but rather "this is hateful poo poo people will detest, but we're tory cunts and we desperately want to do it, and we can probably sneak them in because nobody will vote for Corbyn".
Then they can turn around in 3 years and be all "hey quit crying about the erosion of civil liberties, the people voted for it!".
Tories hate the poor, we all know this. But May's manifesto hammers home just that little bit more than any of Cameron's did that Tories hate the poor. There's an element of annoyance and disgust at them, that they can't just be nice financially comfortable people like them. Tbf if poor people could just go away then a Conservative manifesto would be bang on to help this country succeed.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Are people actually complaining about inheritance stuff in the UKMT? In what way?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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forkboy84 posted:

I agree it will damage him in the polls, because fuckwits like you either don't understand what you are talking about or are perfectly happily spouting bollocks.

It certainly is not bad to be willing to look for ways to make peace a possibility in the midst of an armed conflict. And yes, you can gently caress right off for implying otherwise.


Agreed.
Stop being a little crybaby having a freak out, it's Sunday afternoon. You were just posting about how there's much better things you could be doing right now. So do them, step away. It's actually ridiculously easy to not get wrapped up in this thread, there's a dozen of you that seem completely unable to simply stop and it's pathetic.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Looking back through the thread, can we get a round of applause for JFairfax, who spent his night last night making fun of kids who were the victim of a suicide bombing.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Hands up any oval office in the UKMT who's bought more than £5 worth of newspapers in the last year and yet there is still the idea that journalists have to somehow be above working to what sells. It's not their fault.

Edit: for the record I literally cannot remember the last time I gave money for news

Edit: also pay your TV license

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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namesake posted:

The bourgeoisie, wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley feudal ties that bound man to his “natural superiors”, and has left remaining no other nexus between man and man than naked self-interest, than callous “cash payment”. It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervour, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of the numberless indefeasible chartered freedoms, has set up that single, unconscionable freedom — Free Trade. In one word, for exploitation, veiled by religious and political illusions, it has substituted naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation.

The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honoured and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage labourers.
Jesus Christ I am not reading this post and I'll take a punishment for saying so

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Spoons is spoons, but Greggs is so criminally underrated. Not like the steak bakes and that, everyone knows what's up there, but if you want a tuna mayo baguette it's literally half the price of any of Pret or Eat etc.

Edit: also I was at a family party the other weekend and someone brought in boxes of the caramel custard donuts. Holds up against any Krispy Kreme and it's literally 90 pence.

Hoops fucked around with this message at 22:14 on May 23, 2017

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Closing to 8 points from 17 (19 at the worst poll?) is really a fantastic effort. Speaking completely coldly, the Manchester attack has interrupted the "normal" news cycle but it's been pretty great for Corbyn the last 2 or 3 weeks.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Lab/Dem coalition with prime minister Chukka Umunna revoking Article 50. Absolutely fine with that.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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Tesseraction posted:

because you're a dumb and bad poster who severely over-estimates your support amongst the regulars here.
:aaa:

Holy poo poo you can't even see how this makes you look. My dude you absolutely have to get out more.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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If we're doing predictions already, I'll say 36% for Labour and a Tory majority of about 80. I don't know if those two things are plausible together or not.

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


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36%, 65 seat majority. Get it on the board.

Edit: no UKIP seats, Greens get 1, lib dems get 12

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