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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

orange juche posted:

Someone doesn't know that there's a huge amount of foreign IPs watching GiP and the CE thread in particular for next level barbecue techniques.

For the record I have no interest or knowledge of spook poo poo leave me alone nsa wizard

you'll get my secret recipes from my cold dead hands

# ¿ May 2, 2017 06:44

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 14:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Zeroisanumber posted:

THAAD in South Korea gives us two shots at any missiles that the Norks (*cough* or the Chinese *cough*) throw our way so if Donnie fucks that up with his idiocy he will actually have damaged US security in an immediately measurable way.

that biden quote about how he's so stupid that he doesn't understand the damage he's doing is ringing very loving true about now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw0ifjpVTtY

# ¿ May 2, 2017 18:37

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Piell posted:

Spicer press briefing is starting now

who's this dude

# ¿ May 2, 2017 18:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

I struggle to find someone less competent, fictional or otherwise

Like legit think that M-o-o-n dude from The Stand would probably edge out Trump

He had a kind heart and tried his best and given enough time could figure things out for himself.

Checks out

# ¿ May 2, 2017 22:05

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Seriously trump taking swipes at the head of the FBI is beyond funny

# ¿ May 3, 2017 05:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Dead Reckoning posted:

BTW, where did your av come from? Everything about it.

B14

https://mobile.twitter.com/HXRLEEN/status/846147947293216771/video/1

# ¿ May 3, 2017 08:46

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

whip your wife is in trouble

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11849791

# ¿ May 3, 2017 21:02

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

DoktorLoken posted:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...2dc2a4dc7997215

Does this timeline get even darker today? Granted both of them are old as hell.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 04:16

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Holy poo poo

How do you beat 4 dudes to death with a club when they are shooting at you

# ¿ May 4, 2017 07:46

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie is already inviting everyone to the White House for a postvote party and there were a ton of cases of beer just wheeled into the Capitol.

The attack ads are going to be amazing.

Please let it fail just to see poor trumps face (well that and the horrifying consequences for millions)

# ¿ May 4, 2017 19:15

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I'm sickened by people cheering for removing something that helps so many people

# ¿ May 4, 2017 19:42

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

tastefully arranged labia posted:

If pigs fly and the HPA passes I will buy an entire mixed box of suppressors.

buy a plane ticket to nz instead, i need someone to do all the jobs on this boat i don't want to do myself

# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:44

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Melthir posted:

Whats it pay?

meals, a bed, and i might throw you a couple of bucks for beer and smokes every now and then

# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

lightpole posted:

You don't want to work for a dirty Kiwi anyways, come work for me under the US flag and I will make sure you get real deal Marlboro Reds instead of the sheep poo poo they roll down there.

he makes a fair point, smokes here are like 25 bucks a pack

# ¿ May 4, 2017 21:29

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

it just kinda dangles in the poo poo

primer for anal sex i guess

# ¿ May 4, 2017 22:20

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

facialimpediment posted:

Oh hey, the macron campaign in France just got hacked and posted on pastebin two days before the election and right before the mandatory campaign cutoff. So now there's a ton of hacked emails out there and his campaign can't respond to them.

Oh, and they mixed fake emails in with the real ones too.

Funny how that happens.

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/860617198716555268

https://twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/860624629899157506

Rip EU

# ¿ May 6, 2017 00:06

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

He is reportedly a decent golfer, but exaggerates how low his handicap is and cheats.

loving lmao

# ¿ May 7, 2017 02:37

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Doc Hawkins posted:

I'm not laughing: it's exactly what I expected.

That's why I'm laughing. He really is just a pathetic child.

# ¿ May 7, 2017 04:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Air New Zealand is the poo poo too. At least compared to American and Delta, never flown United.

# ¿ May 7, 2017 06:42

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

lightpole posted:

Anything that's not a US company is awesome due to actual competition.

United had business class seats that I couldn't recline in as my shoulders wouldn't fit and it felt like they were trying to fill it up tighter than economy.

Wow Air, despite being a budget airline, has an awesome economy class that's much cheaper and much better than anything in the US.

what's weird is air nz had no competition on the domestic routes for a long time and were still pretty legit :shrug:

like expensive but a good service

# ¿ May 7, 2017 07:58

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

hahahahahahaha noice

# ¿ May 7, 2017 08:07

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

You'd think with having so many crew around they could spare a couple to paint things

# ¿ May 7, 2017 20:52

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

milk milk lemonade posted:

To be fair, Trump still lost the popular vote.

I still can't believe he's getting away with this 'three million illegal voters' bullshit.

# ¿ May 7, 2017 21:30

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Time for a benevolent dictator to save you from yourselves. Jesus christ.

# ¿ May 8, 2017 01:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861354654856249344

i love when trump's upset because he is pretty much incoherent

well like more so than normal

# ¿ May 8, 2017 07:34

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

facialimpediment posted:

The fundamental trumpian assumption is that his audience is as stupid as he is.

Which is right.

Edit: oh great Donnie's pissed at one of the sane voices in his administration over some bullshit https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/861618024620666882

Edit2: omfg https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/861620342552489984

Trump is like an onion, you peel off one layer and there's another even dumber one beneath it

# ¿ May 8, 2017 18:13