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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:maybe to you, but you dont actually know what it says, so either of us could be right. or it could be something entirely different Please fill in the blank with something plausible, based on prior evidence of Bannon's goals. "Build the border wall and eventually make Mexico a decorative lace doily" perhaps?
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 00:32 |
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Gobbeldygook posted:Except for that guy. He got the MOH for dropping a grenade and then diving on it. Award him something for doing the right thing but I'd prefer we reserve the highest honor for people who aren't just fixing their own incredible gently caress-up. If I playfully shoved you, but you unexpectedly fell over onto the road, but I pulled you back just before a car ran you over, would you thank me for saving your life? You'd be happy I saved you but I was still the whole reason you almost died. Holy poo poo, gently caress you.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 16:29 |
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I've sometimes wondered how many Medal of Honor nominations were downgraded because the nominating authority couldn't write for poo poo. My dad knew a Marine who was put up for it twice during Vietnam and says he probably would have gotten one of them had his commanders been able to write better. I can't remember the order of events, but one of them was for leaping out of a helicopter as his unit was being evacuated under heavy fire, distracting the enemy enough that the fire on the helicopters noticeably lessened and they were able to swoop back down to pick him up.* The second was when his unit was withdrawing from a rice paddy under heavy fire and he charged towards the enemy, firing his M16, and threw Charlie off balance enough that they were able to counterattack without getting their asses kicked.** Both those nominations were downgraded to, I think, Silver Stars. *This is the official version. What actually happened was he fell out of the helicopter, decided this was it for him and that he should die fighting, and started firing as he fell and after he hit the ground. Apparently nobody expected this to happen and it threw Charlie off balance enough that he survived the incident. **This is the official version. What actually happened was that he fell face first and got turned around, eyes covered in mud. He realized that the sound of AK fire was *in front* of him, as opposed to behind him like it was supposed to be, and decided this was it for him and that he should die fighting, so he flipped his M16 to full auto and charged towards the sound of AK fire. Apparently nobody expected this to happen and it threw Charlie off balance enough that he survived the incident.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 18:58 |
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I had food poisoning once and I went to the ER. They gave me one of those poop hats. What they received in it was a blood sample.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 02:16 |
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FrozenVent posted:We push you to success. Maybe he finally figured out that the Senate has to pass the healthcare bill too.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 02:30 |
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I just heard on the news that Comey has been fired.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 22:46 |
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What's up with Trump's signature? There's not even a T in there.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 23:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSPNQ82Sq4E&t=3s
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 05:34 |
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cowboy elvis posted:Kathy Berman, Chris Berman's wife, died yesterday in a car accident. Today is his birthday. Fuuuuuuuck
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 16:50 |
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The article says it was Boeing's gently caress-up, not the Air Force.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 18:44 |
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Don't let any of this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 00:09 |
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Capn Beeb posted:Non-profit, surprisingly. Which is interesting considering Liberty is constantly buying up property in Lynchburg and always building new stuff. You come into town and it's cranes all over the place putting together dorms and apartments and poo poo for the school. Not for other people of course, school use only. Is there anything in Lynchburg worth visiting? 'Cause goddamn, I think it might almost be worth a drive out there to troll those fucks.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 20:56 |
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psydude posted:No. It's in the corner of Virginia where there's literally nothing of use. I'm not sure if it's worth driving three hours to hang around town on the off chance I get to gently caress with a Liberty University brownshirt. I'm not that bored. ... Yet.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 21:15 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I posted this on Facebook and immediately got a rant. I think so. Go ahead and punch him right in the back of the face.
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# ¿ May 15, 2017 00:59 |
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facialimpediment posted:On that day, Donnie will be in Rome, likely unable to respond. "I'm sorry, Mr. President. There isn't any internet in Rome. No sir, none at all."
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 20:19 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Remember a few days back when he insisted that he goes on vacation every year and anyone who read into it further was an idiot? The Nile ain't just a psychological rejection of reality. ... Wait, I hosed that up.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 23:27 |
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facialimpediment posted:I'm not sure I buy this one. It had to happen eventually.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 22:16 |