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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

the french foreign legion is normally where shady assholes coming from eastern europe end up so this is kinda unexpected

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Aug 9, 2009

shame on an IGA posted:

E: can you join FFL if you're already French?

yep, frenchies make up a decent chunk of the ffl, along with eastern europeans and dudes from former french colonies

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Odradek posted:

I participated in an awesome seminar today - this Canadian guy had been radicalized in his late teens and went over to Syria to support ISIS. He was a supporter, not a combatant.

is this like how every german soldier was just a truck driver after ww2? how many kafir heads did he support off their necks?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

I generally don't want to go HOLY poo poo DID YOU SEE WHAT DONNIE SAID, but I think this is a valid exception.

uhh this is like the vast majority of your posts in the ce threads though :confused:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
uhh youre adding the "pay for it" part yourself there. what if it says "great again" instead?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
uh thanks for proving my point? its cut off after it says mexico

mmga

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

'Eventually Make Mexico' Its fully implied what comes after that.

maybe to you, but you dont actually know what it says, so either of us could be right. or it could be something entirely different

:iiam:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

expert estimate cost would be 200 - 250 billion dollars

http://deadline.com/2017/04/apple-buy-disney-benefits-enormous-analysts-say-1202069250/

Apple has that sitting in offshore accounts. Total worth is about 750 billion dollars

with trump it could happen

as someone who doesnt really interact with any of disney or apples trash on a meaningful level :effort:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Gobbeldygook posted:

A lot of the citations before Vietnam are of a repetitive, ordinary sort of heroism: diving on mines and grenades. At some point they stopped awarding the MOH for diving on grenades, presumably because they would rather you always try to save yourself. They even awarded the MOH for...uh...

what the gently caress? diving on a mine or grenade isnt ordinary heroism, and there have been several moh awards during the gwot for doing so. its how kyle carpenter earned his, and fortunately hes still alive. its also how jason dunham, michael a monsoor, and ross a mcginnis got theirs, but unfortunately they didnt live through the experience

you sound like a total cock by mocking people who willingly sacrificed themselves to save their buddies

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Gobbeldygook posted:

I stand corrected on the MOH for grenade dives; I noticed when browsing that they dropped off dramatically after WW2 and figured it reflected a policy change.

It was not my intention to denigrate those who sacrifice themselves to save their buddies. When I said "ordinary sort of heroism" I was still calling them heroes.


Gobbeldygook posted:

Become a US Senator.

You can browse all Medal of Honor recipients. They get really detailed around WW1/WW2. A lot of the citations before Vietnam are of a repetitive, ordinary sort of heroism: diving on mines and grenades. At some point they stopped awarding the MOH for diving on grenades, presumably because they would rather you always try to save yourself. They even awarded the MOH for...uh...

ive bolded the part of your post that could easily be misconstrued as mocking someone who acted completely against his own instinct of self preservation and thus deserves to be recognized for his sacrifice. it kind of throws your whole point into question

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Gobbeldygook posted:

Except for that guy. He got the MOH for dropping a grenade and then diving on it. Award him something for doing the right thing but I'd prefer we reserve the highest honor for people who aren't just fixing their own incredible gently caress-up. If I playfully shoved you, but you unexpectedly fell over onto the road, but I pulled you back just before a car ran you over, would you thank me for saving your life? You'd be happy I saved you but I was still the whole reason you almost died.

except you dont know the circumstances that caused the grenade to slip from his hand. the people who were there did, and based on their accounts he was deemed a worthy recipient

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
here you go, an actual indepth account of the incident

quote:

"On 1 February 1944, our company (E Co, 2nd Btln, 23rd Regiment) hit the beach (Red Beach 2) at 1200 hours in the first assault wave of amphibious tractors. Resistance was minimal when compared to Saipan and Iwo Jima. The beach was rather narrow in width approximately 75 feet and facing us was a coconut log bulwarks about 6 foot high backed by sand. This gave us some protection from incoming rifle and machine gun fire. However, parallel fire coming down the beach was taking its toll in casualties and forward movement was necessary. In the tractor group, I was the first one to climb over the retaining wall, and was shortly followed by others. Large bomb craters were everywhere from US Naval shore bombardment and shelling. A few concrete bunkers were temporarily occupied by the Japanese which were soon killed and some committed Hari Kiri."

"Sometime around 1500 hours (3 PM) I had advanced about 2/3 of the way across Roi Island and found myself alone in a large shell crater. I was receiving small arms fire from enemy snipers in front of me about 300 yards away. I could see Marines advancing on both flanks and some coming up from behind me. I was shortly joined by Lt. Joseph Salome and Sgt. Joseph Kennedy and the three of us were side by side peering forward from the shell crater. The incoming fire lessened and I became aware of a new Marine who had entered the crater. Taking a second look, I discovered it was PFC. Richard Anderson, a mortar man. Why he was so far forward without his mortar crew only God knows. I always thought he came forward to observe before going back to direct mortar fire. He was a drat good mortar man and could "lay his eggs in the basket" without even using the base plate on the launcher. He was one of the few who could sight in his mortar without using the sights provided with the mortar."

"I saw Richard remove his pack, lay his rifle down and remove a canister of grenades. I saw him take the top off of the canister and then I looked away. The next thing I heard was a pop and as I looked down at him I was aware he had a live grenade in his hand. This was a point of contention with Lt. Salome and myself. I maintained there was no reason for Anderson to pull the pin on a grenade while in the bottom of a 15 foot crater (with the nearest enemy 300 yards away). Where would he have thrown it? It is my belief, and God knows I've thought about this a thousand times in 53 years, that the canister had a live grenade in it, or the pin sheared, and the handle flew off and Anderson had a hot grenade in his hand. Anderson's actions at this point were nothing but heroic. He threw it backwards over his shoulder much like you would a hot potato and it rolled back to him. At this point he pulled it into his groin and said "Oh my God" as he curled around it the grenade exploded. His actions shielded the other three of us from certain injury and possible death. Lt. Salome made one tremendous leap clear across the crater and lay there shouting, "Oh my legs, my legs." Sgt. Kennedy and I went to Lt. Salome and found him to be uninjured. He immediately left the crater and went to the rear. Sgt. Kennedy and I then went to Anderson. He was in terrible shape, with both hands missing, intestines exposed, and parts of his face and chest missing. We called for a corpsman and stretcher. Morphine was administered and plasma given. He was removed to the beach and surgeons treated him as best they could. Anderson hung in there until the following morning when he died from his wounds. One Hell of a Marine!"

"E Company with all of its replacements now totals about 100 men remaining. About 20 of the original 246 remain alive that made all four invasions. All are Purple Heart owners. Several won the Silver Star, several the Bronze Star, the Navy Cross, Legion of Merit and one Medal of Honor given posthumously to PFC Richard B. Anderson. They were all good men and I am darn proud to have been one of them all the way. I've always regretted I was unable to meet the parents of Richard Anderson. I have always felt he made the ultimate sacrifice for his comrades, and that I have been on loan from God to witness the horrors of war and the supreme sacrifice of young men for their country."
Private Harry Pearce


but keep telling yourself he doesnt deserve it

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

RFC2324 posted:

Isn't the muslim population of the US big enough to have some pretty serious clout under these rules?

3.3 million aka 1%, so no?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

McNally posted:

I've sometimes wondered how many Medal of Honor nominations were downgraded because the nominating authority couldn't write for poo poo. My dad knew a Marine who was put up for it twice during Vietnam and says he probably would have gotten one of them had his commanders been able to write better. I can't remember the order of events, but one of them was for leaping out of a helicopter as his unit was being evacuated under heavy fire, distracting the enemy enough that the fire on the helicopters noticeably lessened and they were able to swoop back down to pick him up.* The second was when his unit was withdrawing from a rice paddy under heavy fire and he charged towards the enemy, firing his M16, and threw Charlie off balance enough that they were able to counterattack without getting their asses kicked.**

Both those nominations were downgraded to, I think, Silver Stars.

*This is the official version. What actually happened was he fell out of the helicopter, decided this was it for him and that he should die fighting, and started firing as he fell and after he hit the ground. Apparently nobody expected this to happen and it threw Charlie off balance enough that he survived the incident.

**This is the official version. What actually happened was that he fell face first and got turned around, eyes covered in mud. He realized that the sound of AK fire was *in front* of him, as opposed to behind him like it was supposed to be, and decided this was it for him and that he should die fighting, so he flipped his M16 to full auto and charged towards the sound of AK fire. Apparently nobody expected this to happen and it threw Charlie off balance enough that he survived the incident.

this guy loving owns

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Because our shitters are weird.



do germans just rest their dicks on the top of the lid? theres no dickspace in this setup :confused:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Two Finger posted:

it just kinda dangles in the poo poo

primer for anal sex i guess

:stonk:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
im glad ive made it this far without needing some nerd to study my actual poo poo

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

We lost another SEAL today, this time to critical Fleet Week operations where their chute failed over the Hudson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu1QJbKpBjw

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
also he got laid

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