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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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"People don't ask that question, but why was there a Civil War?"


because they're not retards donnie



alternatively


who knew the civil war was so complicated?

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Genocide Tendency posted:

Its also missing the part where Andrew Jackson died 15 years before South Carolina became the first state to leave the Union.

Fake History

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I'm just waiting for the next time an interview happens for trump to pull out that map picture and just start rubbing it on the reporters face

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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do you know anything about SSBN movements or tactics? tia ::tipshat:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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milk milk lemonade posted:

Will someone impeach this stupid motherfucker already jfc

milk milk lemonade posted:

Will someone impeach this stupid motherfucker already jfc

milk milk lemonade posted:

Will someone impeach this stupid motherfucker already jfc

milk milk lemonade posted:

Will someone impeach this stupid motherfucker already jfc

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I struggle to find someone less competent, fictional or otherwise

Like legit think that M-o-o-n dude from The Stand would probably edge out Trump

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i think in the army I earned probably like a year off through notional "comp time" that you can't take just quite yet let us finish up with X y and Z first and then its forgotten

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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someone will cry that its a tweet but i mean it is the president

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859601184285491201


poo poo talking his head of FBI thats investigating him and his associates, 1039th dimensional chess

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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DISNEY NO DONT CLOSE THE VAULT

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i try to read your posts but then i just see katy bouncin' but i'm sure you had a great well thought out response but katy

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Mr. Nice! posted:

Put a sign up that says "keep off the grass."

post soldiers at regular intervals in full kit to say "keep off the grass"

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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lol y'alls optimism is so 2015

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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if there is one thing I know, its that Germans LOVE poop and David Hasselhoff

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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gently caress she suuuuuucks

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Flikken posted:

Didn't all of the anti ship versions of the tomahawk get with drawn from service like 20 years ago?

SHH don't tell the Russians!!

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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as someone who is a constituent of Raul Labrador I'm loving loving this piece of poo poo get poo poo on by everyone

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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probably something dumb like not ever seeing an outbreak of the disease because of vaccines and a complete inability to engage in critical thinking to figure out why that could possibly be

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Untagged posted:

This event is current.

Your post is EVEN MORE CURRENT

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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He didn't really delete it exactly, just fixed the spelling

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/861592420043157504

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Spicer time "soon"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqAZi-Ox13k

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Blame obama for this stuff if you want but you still hired him you DUMB rear end

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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what a loving bitch

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmpSKAcljA

here's a stream for the Sally Yates thing, currently playing lovely metal

edit: gently caress now its playing the army song

CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 19:19 on May 8, 2017

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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thats an annoying stream i linked earlier my bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFdmn4i5Mc

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I think i like this clapper dude

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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the ricians ??

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Cornyn shuuuuuuuut up

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

its loving CRUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZ

about EMAILS loving jfc

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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heh yah sally tell cruz he's a dumb rear end thanks

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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everyone hates ted cruz lol

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/861675005100388352









https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/861676628086329346

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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this guy is loving retarded

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Clapper is loving dumbfounded

"Uncassified is not a leak :confused:?"

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Missionary Positron posted:

I almost want to look up a stream to watch this, but I feel like I would just throw my monitor out of the window in frustration.

It gets really bad everytime you see (R), as usual

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Al Franken :getin:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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fuuuuuuuck trying to do the OBUNGELRS fault poo poo

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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facialimpediment posted:



Bonus: Congressional walkout in front of a bunch of kids https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/861743506657865729

this is loving amazing

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I am loving shocked that a US Army General turned out to be a piece of poo poo. SHOCKED.

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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uhhhhhhh :prepop:

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