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by Hand Knit
the other day i needed to go somewhere and instead of driving myself i just used an app to get someone else to drive me there and it got me thinking how much easier it would be if i could do that with other things that are too much trouble. like what if you could just hire someone to have sex with you. i think this might be a million dollar idea. even better, what if you could hire two people to have sex so you didn't have to.

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cda

by Hand Knit

deep dish peat moss posted:

Like this. Uber has a few days a year where you can request a car full of dogs comes to you and you lie under a blanket of puppies for 15 mins.

i am not going to look this up because iw ant it to be real

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by Hand Knit

Meeksha posted:

burgr though many find the name misleading. Many users expected to be greeted at their door by someone with a juicy, delicious burger.. but they had actually ordered a service that burglarizes them. Though not what most people thought they were ordering, the app got great reviews overall.

i woul dl leave out a bunch of trash painted gold and hope they'd take my trash out for me

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by Hand Knit
"solid gold empty kitty litter box. score!" - the burglar

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