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LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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It turns out that Millenials act in their selfish self-interest, just like everyone else. I've never understood complaints about this generation or that generation. It's nothing more than divisive identity politics.

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LLCoolJD
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APRN's IPO is bad with money (unless you did well on options). It's now down to $6 and change.

Re: lead exposure and violent crime rates - there is no single explanation. Greater police presence, smarter policing, the flight of more prosperous citizens to less accessible suburbs and enclaves, and ER trauma units saving a greater percentage of patients with gunshot wounds all factor in as well.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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TB converts more people to Breitbart than to HuffPo/CNN.

Actual BWM: a coworker has said they have to get a new truck/SUV despite their long commute, because they want to be able to tow a camper. This coworker is on a small salary and a camper definitely shouldn't be on their wishlist. This maybe isn't the craziest BWM story, but it's one of those things that adds up over time when compounded with other similar decisions. It makes my miserly heart cringe.

LLCoolJD
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Though frankly no pension is enough to make me stick with one employer for 7 years, that's crazy talk.

My pension plan requires 5 years of employment to vest. I imagine that most plans require something similar. Hats off to you if your 401k, etc. are enough.

Krispy Kareem posted:

Oh no. His awesome retirement vehicle that 90% of people have no access to. Is paying slightly less.

Damaging a desirable pension is BWM even if he'll end up doing okay in the long run.

LLCoolJD
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

My claim would be that changing jobs frequently will generally cause one's salary will go up enough such that it will outweighs a pension at a lower-paying job. There's uncertainly there of course but I think, if you're risk-tolerant to some extent, you'll come out ahead. (Not that there isn't uncertainty at places with pensions, but you know.)

I don't disagree, but there are certain jobs where 1) you can lateral around within the government while keeping the state pension, or 2) that provide higher pay/security than the private sector. I have yet to find an arrangement that ticks both of those checkboxes, though.

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SquirrelFace posted:

Some friends of ours are buying their third rental property. Right now they have a total of 500k in debt including their home and the two rentals they already have (one of which is empty).

How do I know how much debt they are in? The husband was bragging about it because "that debt is making me money." He told us he hopes to one day have a million in debt on rental properties.

To get the new property they are taking out a loan against his 401k for the down payment and then another mortgage which will bring their total debt to just over 600k....

50% occupancy and he's putting his 401k on the chopping block to finance a third rental property. Not good!

LLCoolJD
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http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/20117453/hugh-freeze-ole-miss-rebels-resigns-escort-service-calls-cited

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Ole Miss football coach Hugh Freeze resigned effectively immediately on Thursday night, with the Rebels' athletic director telling ESPN that school officials found a pattern of phone calls to a number associated with a female escort service.

...

Freeze had about $2 million left on his contract for this year, $5 million next year and $5.15 million for the 2019 season. Bjork said there had been no buyout or financial negotiations, but it was unclear what or if Freeze would be paid by Ole Miss going forward.

He's also married (for the moment, at least). Expensive mistake(s). Does this count as BWM?

LLCoolJD
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A buddy of mine traded his Mirror Universe card for a heavily-used small-form sectional sofa. This was a dorm trade about twenty years ago.

I still have a huge collection of Revised hiding somewhere in my parents' house.

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Space Gopher posted:

(also, the article really tries to gloss over the guy who owns two Jaguars, and spent his super-valuable time to mock a disabled panhandler for not working)

I thought that the article did a pretty good job of showing that that guy's main problem is being a drug addict, and not actually being disabled. He even told the Jaguar owner that he panhandled because it was more profitable than actually working.

C.H.O.M.E posted:

Nothing is more bad with money than owning jaguars because they never run.

On a similar note, never ever buy a Volkswagen CC.

LLCoolJD
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

God youre fuckin atrocious

No, he's not.

The BWM in all of this is having a welfare system that disincentivizes working, and in not strictly regulating the shady "pain clinics" that serve as legal drug dealers for these out-of-work addicts.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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Space Gopher posted:

By gosh, you're right. I think I'll quit my white-collar job (which has been kinda lovely lately) and adopt a budget that is literally "the minimum required to exist in the area, as determined by the federal government." Fun fact: you're not allowed to save on SSI disability. If you manage to put away more than $2,000, the government will literally cut you off of support until your bank account balances and other liquid assets drop below that amount.

Also, the feds and state governments have shut down a lot of pain management clinics, starting a few years ago. Turns out addicts stay addicted even when you cut them off cold turkey. Now there's a massive fentanyl problem. Got a commonsense solution to that one?

I agree it would be BWM for an engineer, white collar employee, etc., but for a huge chunk of unskilled, minimum-wage laborers (like the sad folks in that article) it's GWM considering they're not in some poo poo job 40 hours/week yet taking home about the same.

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What do you get when you cross Rent-a-Center with real estate?
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/22/business/dealbook/rent-to-own-homes-a-win-win-for-landlords-a-risk-for-struggling-tenants.html

quote:

Rent-to-own leases are similar in many ways to contracts for deeds: long-term, high-interest installment contracts that call for the resident to make monthly payments to the seller. Unlike a contract for deed — which typically lasts 30 years, at the end of a Vision contract, tenants still need to find financing to complete the deal. The buyer does not receive legal title to the home until the last payment is made.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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canyoneer posted:

https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6opf2z/somerville_ma_landlord_mad_cause_i_wont_date_him/
Somerville MA, Landlord mad cause I won't date him, won't give me my security deposit (self.legaladvice)
submitted 1 day ago by apartmentquestion888


The advice given is that she's entitled to treble damages for not getting her security deposit back within 30 days. This guy spent $2500 to strike out with a girl :allears:

He has probably stiffed quite a few tenants out of their deposits in the past.


balancedbias posted:

Lease Options are nothing new, and they are a legitimate way to transition a tenant to rent-to-own without a huge down payment, but this is shady poo poo for sure.

"Here, have all of the responsibilities of homeownership and none of the ownership! What could go wrong?" It's worse than Rent-a-Center because with RAC you don't have to worry about the sofa having a lien from unpaid taxes or having an extra screen replacement service charge on an LCD TV before you ever turn it on.

Yeah, it seems like it would be a minefield of predatory practices. With FHA loans you don't need a huge deposit but maybe there are other requirements on those that these lease-to-own folks can't meet. It's expensive being poor.


BENGHAZI 2 posted:

so maybe shut up about this because you're wrong

Calm down.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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Vox Nihili posted:

The rest I more or less understand but how on earth did this guy end up buying a camper at 20% interest when he doesn't even own a car?

Also, why does a 23-year-old want a camper? They seem like Griswold family and retiree things.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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Seems legit.

LLCoolJD
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Zo posted:

guy buys a Ferrari and crashes it into a burning wreck after owning it for one hour

http://jalopnik.com/heres-what-it-cost-me-to-own-a-ferrari-for-a-year-1669923931

The above link seems like the best case scenario.


Rudager posted:

But I guess you guys are right, best the country scrap a scheme that makes further education financially available to everyone, only the rich should have that privilege after all.

The derail has evolved into a passive-aggressive derail!

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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Subjunctive posted:

I hadn't even closed on mine and I was offered a six-figure premium by another buyer. Some markets move quickly.

I read this in a Canadian accent.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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The hospital cost $9,000 and I am not paying to avoid establishing a paper trail.

With ideas like that, it's no wonder this guy shot himself.

LLCoolJD
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It looks like a miniature toy truck zapped with the ray gun from Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. Also, it's not just for rich white people; like country music, the appeal has metastasized into other demographics.

LLCoolJD
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My income is bitcoin-based

New thread title.

LLCoolJD
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:

My partner and I have an income less than 100k and I can't comprehend having kids until or if we hit that mark. I feel that not having them is the best decision I've made despite immense pressure & expectation from society.

What income brackets do you think are having all the children? Somehow, they aren't starving to death (but they might have to drive an older, base model Camry).

LLCoolJD
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C.H.O.M.E posted:

People still hire this guy in austin, in spite of his billboard.



Battlefield Earth sucked.

LLCoolJD
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

This is one of the few BWM stories I've ever read where I thought, "Well, that's a first." multiple times while reading.

What phrase perfectly encapsulates "tale as old as time" and "brave new world" scenarios?

Modern remix of an old classic?

80k to start an LLC for a personal trainer is pretty impressive.


https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6s3a3l/a_scammer_married_into_my_family_and_is_bleeding/

I'm beginning to suspect that you are some kind of BWM-bot that scours Reddit for the best stories.

In the spirit of Reddit, TIL about the term "Tunisian love rat."

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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How exactly was his account compromised?

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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All of you goons with knowledge of butlers/assistants impress me. Is this a NYC/Silicon Valley thing?

LLCoolJD
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Enfys posted:

Weddings: Still BWM

At least he can cut his losses early on. Granted, we only heard one side of it.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

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brugroffil posted:

BWL/BWM: Going to a white supremacist rally, being ID'd in photos, getting fired from your job

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/08/14/charlottesville-white-nationalist-demonstrator-fired-from-libertarian-hot-dog-shop/
Charlottesville white nationalist demonstrator loses job at libertarian hot dog shop

everything about this headline is fantastic

BWM: working for a hot dog vendor in California, but flying across an entire continent to raise a lit tiki torch at a white supremacist rally in Virginia.

LLCoolJD
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These cheapskates need to just suck it up and get their women diamond rings, or gemstone rings if that's their preference. These rings are there for (hopefully) several decades. Trust me when I say that the cost of the ring is insignificant compared to the costs you'll incur during marriage, raising children, etc.

LLCoolJD
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totalnewbie posted:

And after several decades, that expensive ring still hasn't provided a single bit of value to your life. But yeah, they should absolutely spend a quarter of their annual income or whatever on it anyway or people might think they're a cheapskate.

1/4 annual income would be bad with money, but you can easily get nice diamond rings for under $4,000. For most of us, that isn't 1/4 annual income.

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ranbo das posted:

https://www.loymachedo.com/2017/05/prostitute/

The idea of that guy riding around on a scooter looking for a thai hooker because his relationships with women half his age keep failing is kinda hilarious tbh.

I picture him as one of those kooky Key West parrotheads, except in Thailand and obsessed with hookers instead of Jimmy Buffett.

LLCoolJD
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I paid extra to add avocado to my brunch tacos last weekend, and thought of this thread. The avocado was delicious.

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How charitable of her to say she would have stooped to donate some of her vast fortune to charity.

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