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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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My mom came over from korea w/ x millions in cash to buy a home in the sf bay area
Me and my sister successfully convinced her out of it by just literally telling her every time we met "THIS IS A loving STUPID IDEA BUY A REIT FUND JESUS"

She bought a house
in korea

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bob dobbs is dead
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detached house in seoul is basically the only real estate investment more idiotic than a detached house in palo alto, which she was looking at

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FrozenVent posted:

Is the neighbourhood DPRK artillery adjacent, at lease?

south of the river, so they would get about 2 hours notice of any shenanigans wrt artillery
but a great target for nork icbm

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spog posted:

I work in a sewage treatment facility and I post here a lot.

is this you baloogan

e: if you're not baloogan you should systematically turn into baloogan

get drunker
more ducks

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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

Depending upon the overall picture of your family's finances, it actually could make a lot of sense to diversify your portfolio out of Korea and the Korean Won by purchasing real estate in other countries. Particularly if you stand to inherit her assets, it would make a lot of sense to understand Korean tax and estate law before you talked her out of doing that.

that's why we told her to buy a reit fund
she won't leverage so she can't make money in real estate. fine! get someone else to leverage

she doesn't want to just keep principal, she wants to make money

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Elephanthead posted:

If you play the penny machines at the Wynn and tip the waitress $1 a drink she will bring you more $7 drinks then you will want to drink for free. It is hard to lose $10 a penny at a time. This is my rational gambling story. BWC, bad with calories.

if you think the drinks cost $7 to the casino you are the one who is bwm

bob dobbs is dead
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i was at new york for an interview some time ago and i met up with a few buddies.
among them was a friend of mine who had done math with me in school and went off into the dark side (goldman). he had his own book and his own desk 2 years out of his masters

it's a leveraged trades and options desk

he couldn't tell me numbers, but he said a single-digit percent of his position was in the 1000x leveraged equivalent of vix

i learned that day that 1000x leveraged dealios exist

bob dobbs is dead
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maybe that was his unconscious or conscious way of warning me that the world is gonna get hosed up
this was 4 weeks ago. wonder if he's up on that one

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65k touching computers
i've never had a computer touching job that paid less than 6 figgies

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Dustoph posted:

Guess 90% of the people in ops should find new work.

if you stick the three letters d e v in front, SF companies will pay you 140k pretty routinely
outside of the bay area, still lots break the sixth figgie

the largest bwm and the hardest one to see is not getting paid what you're worth, i think
if the guy was getting paid a proper 120k he wouldn't have to give a poo poo about money even with the idiot med school

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is nork a racial slur? I'm the same race as a north korean as a south korean but it's evidently not directed at me. seems a nationalist slur

also r/buttcoin is the best place in reddit. should be more peeps there

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Folly posted:

Well after a post like that I had to check, but: http://www.buttcoin.com

Looks like we missed a ground floor opportunity, gang.

we could do a pass around of a hat or something. 192 a month? we all paid :10bux: for these dead internet forums

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MisterOblivious posted:

It used to be goon-owned but one of the buttcoin companies offered him way too much money for the site.

http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/t...keting-machine/

that venture capitalist was right in saying that only the .com has the biggest dick

bob dobbs is dead
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a messed up horse posted:

pr0zac is right and Moneyball is being an rear end.

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lol at moneyball posting toucans while he himself is the toucan

bob dobbs is dead
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think John Smith acts like he's staring down a /b/ mod not a reasonable actual person

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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

My cousin got the biggest paycheck of his life yesterday so he celebrated by rolling a joint with a $20 bill.

dude I knew did that with a benjamin after his startup exited, his share was $2 million
so you gotta include your cousin's paycheck size in that one. i don't know, what if he's a director at goldman?

(he's not a director at goldman)

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Hoodwinker posted:

I finished reading Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain and I can attest that it was both funny and informative. It's like one giant BWM post.

written by a goon (divabot) over in the yospos bitcoin thread. previous fights was with scientologists, gamergaters, singulatarians and some others I forget so this guy knows how to pick target-rich environments

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Oct 22, 2017

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totalnewbie posted:

You know, things like this:


are really interesting and cool. I think the idea that cryptocurrencies could be mainstream and central to the economy (or at least parts of it) in the future (whether it's 5 years or 50) isn't very farfetched. Being digital, you have a lot of flexibility in the things you can do, like the above, that could prevent a lot of potential problems, like a joint husband/wife bank account, as a very basic example.

But for now, you know, stupid things like this happen and it's pretty clear the technology (or experience at implementation) just isn't good enough.

trustlessness means untrustworthiness

either digital currency will have great big honks of trust in them (making them indistinguishable from Visa and poo poo) or Visa and poo poo will continue being the electronic currency thing of choice

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Subjunctive posted:

Is that the case for, say, a GP in a rural area?

rural area get paid more, not less
GP get paid less
if you aren't breaking 6 figgies w/ the MD after residency, something went wrong

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rotaryfun posted:

It always amuses me when people talk about privilege. They talk like these are things that were handed out. As if people of "privilege" didn't work for the things they have. Strive hard in school or work their way up from an entry level position to ensure a level of comfort later in life. As if they didn't set themselves up for success. As if they don't work an extra job to maintain their lifestyle choices when they and their partner decide to stay home with the kids instead of work.

guy i knew in school was kid of a >300-millionaire saudi prince and would get wire transfers of $300 grand for fun money

he wanted plastic surgery and they flew a guy in from new york

just lol

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hailthefish posted:

This thread is much more fun when it's mocking upper-middle-class idiots for taking out a third mortgage on their shittily built, oversized house to buy a brand new truck to haul their horse to the equine acupuncturist and much less fun when it's mocking poor people for not having more money/not living lives of perfect asceticism and absolute rationality so they can someday not be poor maybe hope to delay the point where Medicaid takes over the cost of their nursing home by a couple years.

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Eldred posted:

It gets more complicated when you're dealing with multigenerational trusts or other complicated tax scenarios. Like yeah, I agree with you in general but for some people it makes sense to keep finances at least somewhat separate

everyone ive known with a trust was weird as gently caress

so it's not evidence against the thesis

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840928

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"cost is 4-7 orders of magnitude above acceptable"

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Krispy Wafer posted:

The Whitest of all White people.

Mormans

actually they're quite heterogeneous to their whiteness. I knew one of those folks who learned japanese apparently to near fluency and had never watched a single anime. just learned japanese to try to proselytize and for the cushy-rear end post. being a weeb - white as hell. knowing japanese while somehow being 0% weeb - not so

bob dobbs is dead
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yeah, you wasted that one man
maybe it could be a perennial

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especially toronto real estate dealer lol

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Subjunctive posted:

ICOs are non-dilutive financing.

well, they are, sure
just like bank robbery is also non-dilutive

bob dobbs is dead
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Subjunctive posted:

under colour of law.

:thinking face:
:thinking face earth:
:thinking face solar system:
:thinking face galaxy:
:thinking face universe:

bob dobbs is dead
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Subjunctive posted:

Not to read too much into your argument, but did the FBI and DoJ not establish ownership of bitcoins as legally significant in the Silk Road and Force busts? I might have misinterpreted that, in which case I’d be happy to be corrected.

actually owning BTC, sure
but lots of ICO literally put it into the contract that you're not buying a security and they owe you nothing ever in any way shape or form and they are also incorporated in the Caymans or the BVI. not just the Useless ICO either

bob dobbs is dead
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like, one of my friends is doing an ICO. he got real lawyers and poo poo and incorporated a corporation and talked with his VC's who were cool with it and helped him with lawyers. i tend to think that it's completely pointless because he already has VC money and he won't run out for like 2.5 years but lol

this exists in the same market as that ICO which incorporated in the Caymans and literally loving put it in the fine print that they can steal all your money and you have no recourse

also the same market as PonzICO, which states upfront that it's a ponzi scheme

e: basically, have you read divabot's book? everyone should read divabot's book, Attack of the Fifty Foot Blockchain

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Dec 1, 2017

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Subjunctive posted:

Having been on disability for depression, I can imagine that happening, yeah.

wait, aren't you the rich as gently caress one

or was it before you struck it rich

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Subjunctive posted:

I was working at the time, and I went on the LTD provided by our insurance plan for several months. Depression doesn't really care about your bank balance.

actually i don't know any rich as gently caress peeps w/o long periods of depression that sometimes they hide
it's just that, you know, they don't go on disability or need to
on account of being rich as gently caress

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http://hiqnews.megafoundation.org/John_Scoville_Paper.htm

poo poo ain't iid yallls

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KingSlime posted:

The more I read y'all's hot takes, the more I'm convinced you guys don't actually know what you're talking about either. Goons have been speculating smugly for years and their predictions seem to have no more basis in reality than the dummies who are investing via borrowed money and waiting for good ol fiat to implode on itself or something

At any rate (heh), Bitcoin chat suuuuux

we had a drat implosion from mtgox and a lot of comedy gold
it seems that we'll have another solid implosion from bitfinex

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largest factored number is 56153, on a quantum dealio

that's gonna need to get to something more like 2^20 before we can start talking about shor poo poo

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"startup" and vc-backed startup are not the same
if you go around w/ the "startups" your shitfuck people ratio is pretty bad
vc-backed startup, it's a lot better

an excellent exercise if you ever become friends with a vc is to ask to look at their slush pile. most vc's not that not awful have a slush pile that is only sifted through for comedy gold purposes, if ever. it's basically like publishing that way, where everyone will just admit they have a poo poo signal to noise ratio and do things by intros and human handshaking instead

intros and human handshaking 100% caught theranos from the biotech dudes. not one biotech vc fund invested in theranos. it completely failed for dfj, lol

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Subjunctive posted:

I have a large set of declined pitches and post-pitch nos, but I try to get back to even the autonomous cooking sorts of people.

A friend of a friend keeps the TAM slides from pitch decks, and has a big collection of them now.

i know of multiple VC perpetuum mobile pitch collections

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i feel like there's a bwm angle with the pedophile horse senatorial candidate
there's a horse angle, at least

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