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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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You're not actively trying to vote in an apocalypse, however.

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

in the ultimate irony horses become GWM

Poor Buttercup, thought of cannibal raiders and died.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

This bullshit about "can't ask about whether I live or have a car" has literally no basis in reality, and people are readily discriminated against for socioeconomic status every single day with zero legal ramifications.

Sex? National origin? You have a case, and a discrimination attorney will HAPPILY dive in.

"Hmm, the candidate's address puts them in Little Somalia, better take a miss on that one since they might not 'align with our values'"

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Blinkman987 posted:

Is telling your family that your entire lottery fortune goes to charity upon death GWL?

No, just the opposite.

If you ever end up in a hellish existence locked in to your body and unable to communicate, living in pain, they have every incentive to keep you "alive" for as long as possible, since you cannot say no to them spending your money as a drooling ghoul.

The health care thread has taught me this if nothing else.

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 15:09 on May 12, 2017

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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I'll help!


r/personalfinance posted:

Parents in 50s, signed a 30 year 500k mortgage, 100k in debt, help?

Both of my parents are in their 50s - mom 52, dad 55. Before I went to college, we had a home in the suburbs of DC. It wasn't the biggest or nicest home, but it was perfect for our family of 6. My dad has a nice government job and makes well over 100k a year. However, my mom is quite the spender, so we never really enjoyed any of it. They have 0 savings, and didn't save anything for me to go to college. Did it all on loans.

While I'm in college (2k miles away), my parents make the decision to build a new home on a piece of property in an expensive part of town. They build a giant house costing 500k, borrow 60k to build a sewer line to said house, borrow 10k for nice cabinets, and then finally borrow an additional 30k for a brand new minivan. 20k in additional debt from who knows what.

Their original plan was to split the piece of property and sell it, using the proceeds to settle their debt. However, FHA only allowed them to use half the proceeds (about 50k) to settle debt... The rest going to the mortgage. So, about 50k in high interest debt, 450k in a 30 year mortgage... they'll be working until they die.

I love them very much, but they are obviously very bad with financial decisions. I have a job lined up so I'm not too worried, but I worry for my younger brothers who are still living with them. What should they do? I think selling the house at this point would be the best idea, but they probably couldn't recoop their entire investment. It's a big house, but everything in it is cheap due to their budget constraints (laminate floors, vinyl siding, cardboard doors). It's also pretty beat up because of the 3 boys living at home.

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They sold our old home and made nothing off it (sold it less than buy value). Bought the new piece of land for 200k, built the house for 300kish. Split the land in two, sold the unoccupied portion for about 100k.

I have no idea. It's a nice area, so I'd assume maybe 600k? The house itself is not very nice though, they didn't have enough money to build a driveway or any other external features - it's literally a house in the middle of a dirt lot.


Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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pr0zac posted:

Most things die if you cook them with or without teflon products.

You beat me to it. What are you cooking for the bird, though? Wouldn't they eat things raw?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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pig slut lisa posted:

Yeah, the more I've thought about this the more I've moved from thinking he's BWM to thinking he needs some sort of intervention and support.

With all the "good luck on your mental illness" posts, the thread consensus seems to be the same. Can we please consider future posts about/from this guy punching downwards and just not do it?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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OctaviusBeaver posted:

From that article


quote:

Julian had just finished his PhD in education and was teaching part-time at Humber; I was an editor for the Food Network’s website and preparing to go on maternity leave. 
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Our budget was $560,000 

We found them! We found the people on house hunters!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Barry posted:

Paying for lawn service when you have 4 children, lol

That's only an expense you can cut when they're old enough to do it. If the kids aren't spaced far apart, that might be a while.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

quote:

He flipped out the other day because some suits or whatever for the groomsmen came and it almost had the fabric he chose (like literally exact color, texture, whatever) but slightly thinner and my fiance wouldn't have it. So he's like legit having a meltdown on the phone with the lady who sent the stuff saying that he wanted what he chose because he's spending a ton of money and on and on.

We already have :sever:, but I really wish we had an :eject: smiley.

I mean, I get that he wants exactly what he expected, but of all the hills to die on...

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Are you able to just buy into and out of Ethereum? If it's guaranteed liquid and able to be converted to actual cash with in a business day or something I would consider tossing some throw away money at it. Like if there was ever a cryptocurrency ETF or something I could justify buying into it for a short term investment.

You already know the answer to this.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Motronic posted:

No withdrawal. Limits!

Nowith. Drawl Limits :bahgawd:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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EugeneJ posted:

My co-worker pays $70/month on a T-Mobile plan plus like $10/month for the Jump Plan (every 6 months you can trade in your leased phone for a newer leased phone) and $10/month for AppleCare

$1080/year for a phone

:psyduck:

... and the service to go along with it too.

The phone part of it is $120/yr which sounds pretty reasonable?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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EugeneJ posted:

No I missed that part - it's $70/month for service, $30/month for the lease, and $15/month for the Jump Plan and AppleCare

So it's actually $1380/year for the phone with service, and the contract's for 2 years to pay off the lease

The $70 sounds like a red herring. That's what I pay for my t-mobile plan for unlimited calling + unlimited data, and I'm not leasing a phone. (Yes, I'm aware that I'm paying T-mobile $70/mo, yes I'm aware of how dumb an idea this is)

$30/mo * 24 is $720, which is actually in line with the cost for a high end smart phone. The extra bit to allow upgrading to better phones really seems like a reasonable deal if you constantly need something new.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Having a spine is generally BWM anyway, so maybe it all evens out?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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We're getting entertainment from it, isn't that enough?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Tell us more about how she was actually just asking for it, please. This entire thread is tingling with erotic desire for your fantasies.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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I'd actually like John Smith post his beliefs of when, exactly, it is ok to rape someone, mainly for helldump purposes.

John Smith posted:

Have you thought that maybe it isn't so much me wanting to start poo poo as SA being such an echo chamber that opposing viewpoints have become starting poo poo?

"Rape is never ok" doesn't seem like a controversial viewpoint, and yet...

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Edit: nm

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Yeah, I can't get too mad at this guy. The only reason we have to do the tax paperwork ourselves is because certain lobbyists block any sort of initiative to join the rest of the world, so that Americans get more upset about taxes than they normally would and H&R block et al keep their business model.

It's not like you could blackmail this guy anyway, since he completely owns up to it.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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It took me way too long to get this, bravo

Volmarias
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tastefully arranged labia posted:

I only read this thread but thought this might be appreciated



What are you doing to that poor bird?! Put that back! Right away!

Volmarias
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As usual, it's because the applicant is trying to own up to the mistake and is making actual plans to fix it, instead of pretending that it never happened.

Also, TB posts are good posts, even if (and sometimes because!) they go from 0 to You're An Awful Person in like two posts.

Volmarias
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monster on a stick posted:

Eh, no, you can set up your rent and car payments to use automatic bill pay (which is a debit transaction if set up through your bank) and I've heard a lot of landlords are now taking credit cards (which means debit cards as well), judging from the people I know who don't seem to recall the last time they used a check.

I also wonder if that Vice article looked into how much the participants in the class action suit actually received once the legal fees were deducted. Unless you are lead plaintiff you usually get squat. They may be better off suing in small claims court.

It's not about the money, it's the deterrent effect on the defendant. Class action lawsuits can cause actual financial damages and make a company think twice, because the $30 damage is now multiplied by a million, which will (hopefully) cost them more than their bad behaviour. This isn't always how it works out (my favorite being Sony giving their customers $0.50 coupons in exchange for intentionally installing malware on their customers computers) but it's the intent.

As the vice article mentions, no one except a crazy person or a very angry person will sue over $30. Requiring forced arbitration all but removes the ability of the aggrieved party to do anything about it.

Volmarias
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monster on a stick posted:

It isn't much of a deterrent since companies still do poo poo that ends up with a class action suit, and making people whole should be one of the goals. From the perspective of the poor person, they got ripped off by both the banks and the class action lawyers. There is a simple solution, make sure the settlement makes everyone whole. That may bankrupt a bank or two but that will create a much stronger incentive not to pull poo poo like this.

I, too, long for a just world that will never be.

Volmarias
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monster on a stick posted:

You can allow flexibility in the judgment. But I haven't heard of a class action that resulted in anyone but the lead plaintiff and legal team getting anything other than peanuts. You can tell the poor person who got screwed "see, it's about sending a message" but they are still out $100 minus the 50 cents they got from the settlement.

So in the ordering case, you can run the numbers, see what the customers would have paid with whatever ordering the court finds that the banks should have had, and order that be restitution. The victims would still be out at least one overdraft charge, which is fine if they did overdraft their account.

Again, it sure would be nice to live in a world where this would happen, instead of the one where a trillion dollars of narco money laundering gets swept under the rug.

Volmarias
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Solice Kirsk posted:

That one has speed holes.

:pusheen:

curufinor posted:

The red ones go fasta

On that subject, I've been looking for wh40k bwm and finding it difficult to find. There's a goddamn figurine on the GW site going for 1.5 grand, there has GOT to be bwm stories

Buying 40k figurines is de facto BWM.



Foma posted:

You shouldn't use your work phone to call an escort service, but why the hell would/should an employer care?

WHY ARE OUR TAXES BEING USED FOR PROSTITUTES??? :bahgawd:

Volmarias
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Is there a preferred way to gain derail equity in this thread?

Volmarias
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Also please don't quote him so that we don't have to see him talking about how actually the free market thinks that rape and slavery do have a value or whatever it is this time.

Volmarias
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Not sure how well this works for content, but it's definitely another reminder to Do Never Have A HOA.


https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6oz2km/hoa_please_help/ posted:

I'm still livid from this and I will be speaking to an attorney this week but I just wanted to get this all down in writing because I still can't believe it actually happened.

So I (single male early 30's) bought a house in a neighborhood outside of a large city in TN. I moved in about 6 months ago. I got a job here and after around 2 years of living in an apartment, I wanted to get a house because my employer made a long term path clear to me. However, I think I may have been too quick to buy. My brother in law is from the area and was helping me find a place and he really convinced me to get this house and I pulled the trigger. This is mostly useless info, but some background might be helpful because -

This home was in a HOA. Honestly, the president of the group met with me when I was talking with the realtor and told me how the dues help to keep the communal small park area clean and they also act as a neutral party for neighbor disputes so I thought it sounded great. The dues were low and the house/neighborhood was great. She sent some paperwork when I bought the house, and I signed.

After this, my job got much more busy and I had to work 60-ish hour weeks. On Saturday's I would invite some work friends over and we would have a BBQ in my yard and watch some shows. This was a dream come true for me. I always wanted to own my own place and just be able to be my own landlord.

A few weeks ago I received a letter from the HOA president I spoke to saying that there were multiple complaints of noise "after a reasonable hour" from my home. I honestly thought that was fair so I moved my get-togethers inside and thought it was the end of it.

HOWEVER - yesterday. The HOA president sent me an email saying that my home was ready to be sold. As in she said in the email "Your home has found a buyer and we look forward to you accepting the offer". She immediately sent a second email from a realty company with the further info about the offer on my home. I checked that realtors website and there are pictures of my home with all of my things inside of it. Someone had been in my home when I was not here and took pictures. What the absolute poo poo.

I emailed her back immediately because it was obvious she came into my home, but how? And she said this: "In the HOA agreement you signed, a concerned neighbor may enter your home if there is a risk of harm, or if it might be in the interest of the neighborhood itself". I wish I was making this up. She then said "Because of your repeated noise violations it was in our best interest to facilitate selling your home."


I don't even know where to begin. Did she do something illegal even if it was in the agreement? I know I should have not signed this and it was stupid. But she was obviously just helping herself inside my home for weeks and I just feel like that cannot be right.

Totally possible that this is stdh.txt of course, but i wouldn't be too surprised if it were real.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Anime derail bird, save us!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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:bird:

Huh, we have an smiley for it now.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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ate all the Oreos posted:

That's not the right bird :colbert:

Better the wrong bird than another stupid derail.

Volmarias
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Hoodwinker posted:

Even if it wasn't notarized yet, I believe all contract amendments have to be dated and initialed in order to be valid. Otherwise people could just cross poo poo out and say it was the other person (exactly like this). If they do this and forge that person's initials, then it becomes fraud.

Let's say that I'm a terrible fraudster and I change some figures on a document and initial it with the initials of all parties. How do you prove fraud? Do I hope that you've thrown away your copy if you had one? Does someone who claims to analyze handwriting get to testify?

I'm genuinely curious how this stuff gets handled because it MUST come up occasionally.

Volmarias
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Small potatoes compared to the trillion dollars that BOA laundered. Go big or go back to the bottom of the planet I guess.

Volmarias
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Why would you not just live in a cardboard box under the bridge for $0? It's empirically the cheapest option, and you can catch fish in the river with your bare hands for a reduction in food costs!

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brugroffil posted:

A Canadian judge turned a sovcit ruling into a treatise on all of their bullshit for future reference in case anyone's interested. Since the US is the world's exporter for this insanity to other countries with legal systems based on British law (mainly Canada and the UK), much of it applies here too.

https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html

I read the whole of this a while back, it's just amazing in the breadth and depth this went into.

Volmarias
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My jaw dropped at the bolded part. How were they even approved?

Volmarias
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Subjunctive posted:

Yeah, that sucks. There are other places that provide certificates of origin, though.

There's no guarantee that those aren't bullshit either though

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Folly posted:

I thought it was for signaling. You had to prove to her (or her father) that you could provide. Like how pre-FDIC bank buildings had gorgeous constuction.

It was a security deposit on your wife's virtue (ahem).

The common scam was that a guy would come to town, find some woman, and woo her. Premarital sex was a big no-no back then, so he would get married to be able to have sex with her. Later, when he had his fun, he would skip town, leaving his wife behind. At this point in time it was almost impossible to get a divorce, not being "pure" was a big deal when dating, and it was very difficult for women to find legitimate work to support themselves, and on top of that she might be pregnant too, so the guy really hosed his erstwhile bride over just so that he could get his rocks off and then leave to start the whole thing over again (often changing names and never mentioning the string of women in his wake). Combine that with the potential for dowry, and you can see how this would be problematic.

So, the ring (traditionally any form of jewelry, or even more mundane wealth would do as long as it had value) was a way to show that you were serious enough about the whole thing that you were willing to put your money where your mouth was. The jewelry was a portable, socially acceptable way for a woman to carry wealth, and if the marriage didn't last it would do a little to provide for her until she could get back on her feet.

Later on, after heavy marketing from the diamond industry, we ended up with Diamonds bring the gemstone of choice, along with other social norms that solidified such as the ring.


Edit: Nevermind, seems this was probably apocryphal.

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 18, 2017

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