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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
There's that Atlanta team that can't handle the quick counter.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Atlanta really can't defend these days

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Paddyb posted:

I just turned it on, good game. What's with all the French flags?

That's the Bronx borough flag

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

trem_two posted:

That's the Bronx borough flag

:rolleyes:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Shrapnig posted:

I don't think you get the kind of relationship Fancy and I have.

The Revs haven't won poo poo either so I'm not sure why you're feeling sorry for the Red Bulls.

They don't even have their own stadium, how sad is that?

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
There's a soccer on today.

Columbus vs Toronto starting ASAP

Giovinco is apparently out again tonight

Tigren fucked around with this message at 00:33 on May 11, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Columbus up 1-0 on a PK. And they just gave one away (which probably should've been a red on the keeper too).

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Columbus up 1-0 on a PK. And they just gave one away (which probably should've been a red on the keeper too).

This game has been very boring except for Jozy'z pen being saved

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well that save was pretty cool :shrug:

Also I've only half-watched the last 10 minutes.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Annnnnnnnnnd Columbus just pissed away that good fortune from the PK save.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Columbus are falling apart and hell I'm glad

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well that was a comedy of errors

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Classic

*goes off to find that gif*

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:derp::derp::derp:

https://twitter.com/totalmls/status/862479565725343745

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Soccer is on tonight

Houston up 1-0

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Houston's attackers keep dying.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Waston brings down a dude in the box, Cubo converts, 2-0 Houston.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I wish DC were half as fun to watch as Houston is

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Brek Shea, Officially Not Terrible.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

I truly believe Cubo might have gotten the PK call had he not spent the entire game going down every time a stiff breeze hit him.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003





enjoying this while it lasts, because it would be insanely tfc to lose to minnesota at home today

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I'm very excited for Toronto/Minnesota and expect lots of goals to be scored.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Why is the Minnesota keeper wearing someone else's face

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Why is the Minnesota keeper wearing someone else's face

To hide the shame of playing for Minnesota

(I think his face got broken and he missed a few weeks)

What a dumbass challenge by Danladi

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Oh no Giovinco died again :(

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

whypick1 posted:

What a dumbass challenge by Danladi

He seems a bit poo poo

Where is Demidov, did Heath release him into the wilderness already?

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids have bowed to the inevitable and trotted out a 4-4-2 in front of...oh, 5,000 fans. I have such low expectations for this. 2-0 SJ.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Where is Demidov, did Heath release him into the wilderness already?

Hasn't even been in the 18 since April 1 (coincidentally, Minnesota's first win).

I would not be surprised if Heath got himself a new pair of kidneys in the past couple of weeks.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Is Minnesota really going to break Toronto's winning streak?

Probably not

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I didn't think Colorado was allowed to score goals

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I was just hoping that Minnesota would stay poo poo for a while and welp

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Stupid lucky teams that got to play Minnesota in the first month :(

And Jesus Christ Venegas, how do you miss a wide open header like that?

whypick1 posted:

I didn't think Colorado was allowed to score multiple goals

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



whypick1 posted:

And Jesus Christ Venegas, how do you miss a wide open header like that?

lol have you even seen him play before? That's what that piece of poo poo fraud does, that's his gimmick.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Rapids have bowed to the inevitable and trotted out a 4-4-2 in front of...oh, 5,000 fans. I have such low expectations for this. 2-0 SJ.

Then again, 2-0 Rapids after 45'. Didn't expect that.

whypick1 posted:

I didn't think Colorado was allowed to score goals

I didn't think so either. :shrug:

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



we already have more points than we did in 2012

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Well this quakes game is a disaster guess I'll watch the crew

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'm watching a polish stream and they call Justin Meram, "Justine"

also, zhe just scored

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

whypick1 posted:

I didn't think Colorado was allowed to score goals

They're not. It's a Russian conspiracy. All of those goals were scored by San Jose but the officials have been bought out by Russian potash oligarchs and are awarding the goals to Colorado.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Easily the best Rapids game this year. I sure hope they keep the 4-4-2.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I was about to post that Montreal are a bad team but then they went and scored a goal


and drat near scored another 30 seconds later

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