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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Hello Towel posted:

Why is Ben Olsen wearing a child size tie?

the no belt + white shoes combo is basically my granddad

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:fork:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

montreal :stare:

i'm gonna be disappointed if there are less than 6 goals in houston/atlanta

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

0-0 at halftime in DC. Chicago should have had 3 goals. The longer DC holds, the more nervous I'm gonna be. Just get one, Fire!

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I feel like the Sounders might have a chance today

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I can't say the same:

whypick1 posted:

Can't wait to watch Seattle hit the bottom of the table on Saturday. :shepicide:

Also the MLS Live stream doesn't have the announcer feed...eh.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Dear Facebook, let me hide Facebook Live comments when I Chromecast the Fire game to my TV. Kthxbye,

(Now let's do this, Fire!)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dang, commentator audio back. Was kinda cool just hearing the stadium mics.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Ben Olsen is a putz. Dave Kasper is a loving moron. Welcome to last place in the east

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

I have no idea how Accam wasn't offside there, but...

:toot: 1-0 Fire

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao cheeky schweini

also this

https://twitter.com/chicagofire/status/866040070943502336

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A bullshipp goal!

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

:swoon:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dear Seattle Sounders: Soccer games last 90 minutes, so you actually need to show up for the second half for a change.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
gotdamn the Chicago fire are good again

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

G-Hawk posted:

i'm gonna be disappointed if there are less than 6 goals in houston/atlanta

We might be lucky to see any goals:

https://twitter.com/ATLUTD/status/866051450887163906

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Goddamn you Rimando :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
3 loving points loving finally

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

sounds like kickoff is going to happen at 7:55 Eastern

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Great goal by Vancouver.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

houston and atlanta kicked off!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Paddyb posted:

gotdamn the Chicago fire are good again

DC are a trash fire. No heart, no finishing, they've quit on their coach (when coaching up heart and grit was his only defining feature), and zero goals in a three game home stand. None.

We are the worst team in Major League Soccer, if only because we're unwatchable dreck with no hope of changing until, the FO believes, Audi Field creates ~*magic revenue*~ that ignores the fairweather nature of DC as a sports town. Ain't nobody buying season tickets for this. Why would I?

They make me want to not care. And I loving LOVE caring about things, man.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



El Jebus posted:

Great goal by Vancouver.

https://twitter.com/WhitecapsFC/status/866079540346368000

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was such a lovely PK call from Toledo (but I repeat myself :v:), so good on Melia for saving it.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Nice goal by Almeron

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
KC's backline owes Melia a shitload of steak dinners.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Christ, Espinoza almost destroyed Davies' leg there :stonk:

Welp, don't think KC's coming back from this one.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Phwoar Almiron

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Well the Union game went full Referee

Go Union

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

road houston has reappeared

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Holy crap Almiron made that look easy

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids get a goal from Calvert who then gets hurt, gets a yellow for delay of game, then a red for re-entering the field without permission.

At least it's a way to lose that I haven't seen before...🤦‍♂️

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Rapids get a goal from Calvert who then gets hurt, gets a yellow for delay of game, then a red for re-entering the field without permission.

At least it's a way to lose that I haven't seen before...🤦‍♂️

Correction, the first yellow was probably dissent and the red was for trying to re-enter the game from the end line without permission.

Either way :bang:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
FC Dallas does not look like the better team tonight


Still a lot of back and forth, but it really feels like the Quakes have had the better looks.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




TheBoyBlunder posted:

Correction, the first yellow was probably dissent and the red was for trying to re-enter the game from the end line without permission.

Either way :bang:

nice meltdown Timmy

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/866087858737741824
https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/866091096803336195
Almiron's goals

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Atlanta is a delightful team playing gorgeous attacking football

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

are.. chicago and.philadelphia good? :stare:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
It's getting a bit chippy between Atlanta and Houston, and Tata Martino got sent off for kicking the ball out to the middle of the pitch.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Gressel is quite good for a rookie

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