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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Phwoar

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The Sounders look tired already

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Accam is drat good.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Shammy called it, got dam

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chicago is going to beat Portland you heard it here first.

gently caress the Timbers

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No longer mad about that PK :suicide:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Ok, take off David Accam and pack him in styrofoam peanuts

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

I already lost my voice from yelling and there's fifteen minutes left

Also gently caress Seattle

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Everyone has left from the Eurovision party and I've caught my breath... let's see how the Fire are

:aaaaa:
:supaburn:
:woop:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The Sounders have pretty much given up in the second half of every game this year

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Pinwiz11 posted:

Everyone has left from the Eurovision party and I've caught my breath... let's see how the Fire are

:aaaaa:
:supaburn:
:woop:

the answer is "pretty fuckin good"

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

kill me

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Sometimes the Timbers look like a great team. Other times Asprilla starts and Ridgewell decides against defending*.

Edit: * because he is an attacker now?

El Jebus fucked around with this message at 22:19 on May 14, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
LOL Red Bulls

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
It would appear that the Galaxy are joining the long list of teams that markedly improve when Jermaine Jones can no longer play for them.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
FCD draws first blood.:getin:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Then they literally draw blood

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

FCD draws first blood.:getin:

uh.....literally, as well. A little head2head collision between two FCD players sees Matt Hedges walk off with blood dripping down his face.

https://twitter.com/BigDSoccer/status/863920011294932992

Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 01:55 on May 15, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Man, these announcers hate Urruti.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
FC Dallas earned that tie. The equalizer came off of some dumb mistakes.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Houston leads the western conference going into week 12. We haven't led a conference at any point after week 1 in a very long time.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
There is a bunch of soccer on tonight.

Can't wait to watch my team get shithoused by KC because most of our defense is injured/suspended/dead :shepicide:

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I'm sitting front row midfield at the Philly vs Houston game tonight and am pretty excited about it

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Since my team isn't playing tonight, I'm going to see Burlingame Dragons vs. SF Deltas in the Open Cup. SF Deltas roster includes famed MLS players such as Nana Attakora, Kyle Bekker, Karl Ouimette, Devon Sandoval, and Danny Cruz.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
This is one of those games where anything over 0 points would be a nice surprise.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Who are these men wearing Union jerseys and what have they done with the team that was winless through most of the season?

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

all 15 people at toyota park are obsessively checking the weather on their phones to see if we're gonna get tornado'd

fun Wednesday night

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I missed the goal while I was finding my sketchy Russian stream.

stay safe, hopefully the tornado goes north and destroys Wisconsin

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seattle actually has a shot on goal, which is already better than the last time they played in this building

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Please don't kill schweini bitte

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Goddammit Bruin, should've shot it instead :(

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
What the hell is wrong with Badji tonight? 5 or 6 fouls so far, no card.

If the Rapids can somehow salvage a goal and a draw I'll take it but geez this is rough.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Stupid Melia, LET ONE (or five) OF THOSE IN ALREADY!!!!1111

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

fire up 1-0 at halftime. this game is real bad.

verdict's still out on the tornado

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Sounders playing really well, which usually means KC is about to get a bullshit goal.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Yep.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
You called it :smith:

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress

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TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
At this point I'm wondering if the Rapids will do anything or it'll be another "and there goes another 2 hours of my life" game. At least this time I can watch Schweinsteiger instead of the nobodies and ex-Rapids of MN.

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