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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
That's a penalty to me. But I'm glad it wasn't called.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Blanco mad. BLANCO SMASH!

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Hurray

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not the greatest game for a national audience, but 3 points is 3 points.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
DC do not loving deserve Bill Hamid (or that crossbar).

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Pretty crazy that the redbulls haven't scored after going behind. They have been all over New England.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Welp, looks like Ortiz will be getting DisCoed next week for another dive. Suspending him won't win us this game but whatever, I will settle for spite.

edit: also the woodwork, not content with keeping us from scoring, is. now actively murdering our players. Greeeeat.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
well that was interesting

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
loving DC only scores when I put a bunch of opposing defenders on my fantasy team. How am I gonna have to sit through 3 lovely rear end home shutouts and then they steal 3 loving points on the road. Assholes.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oh hey, the Galaxy game is on Univision; I wonder how they aaaaaaand Huell Howser reruns it is.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Oh hey the Rapids won. Ford gets his first MLS goal, good on him.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Galaxy San Jose owns

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Moktaro posted:

Oh hey the Rapids won. Ford gets his first MLS goal, good on him.

26% possession, outshot 25-6 and 4 yellows. Plenty of room for improvement but I'll take it.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

threeagainstfour posted:

Galaxy San Jose owns

I only turned it on at half time and didn't see any goals, but I'm still inclined to agree.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
drat, what a cross for that goal

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Jack Mac losing his drat mind.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Blink and you miss it: Atlanta are 2 up on NYC after 20 minutes, entirely against the run of play.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
3-0 now.

lol Pigeons

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
This owns

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
The fake southern team is beating the fake northern team.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
HOU-DAL sure got interesting in the past minute.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
fc dallas are dreadful to watch

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Great, Mauro Diaz is back.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Huh, that was the only draw this weekend.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Soccer is on tonight. Eventually.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
All right, Sounders have some momentum, might be able to get into Columbus and steal a...

https://twitter.com/LIVESounders/status/870044757732409344

WELP

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Seyi Adekoya is starting at striker for Seattle. I don't know who that is. Come on, 1 point.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

DR AIDS posted:

Seyi Adekoya is starting at striker for Seattle. I don't know who that is. Come on, 1 point.

And he picked up a yellow in 3' :shepicide:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
This backline is loving awful.

e. especially Alfaro, who I hope to never see again outside S2.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Fuckity gently caress gently caress gently caress

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
This is about as lethargic as I've ever seen this team play. Donnie Osmond in Vegas couldn't mail it in more completely.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Major League Soccer depth. There's a reason these kind of lineups lose to USL teams in the open cup.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well at least we managed a SOG this game :shrug:

edit: Thanks post

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jun 1, 2017

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

whypick1 posted:

Well at least we managed a SOG this game :shrug:

edit: Thanks post

The 2017 Sounders: :justpost:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The Sounders have absolutely no depth

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well for D we have Svensson, and on O we have...
...
...
:shepicide:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

this houston home/away jekyl hyde routine is getting silly

Houston at home: 22 scored, 6 Allowed. (heading for) 22 points out of 24
Houston away: 3 scored, 14 Allowed. 1 point out of 18

:wtc:

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jun 1, 2017

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



toronto status: still good, y'all

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
D.C. are trash.

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Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Your Boy Fancy posted:

D.C. are trash.

I'll quote this forever just to explicitly include Ben Olsen. He's really not a good manager.

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