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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Veterans only club. No one actively serving in the armed forces in the US, NZ, or any other place allowed.

gently caress you if you're still in smdftb

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

TBeats posted:

Veterans only club. No one actively serving in the armed forces in the US, NZ, or any other place allowed.

gently caress you if you're still in smdftb

Same

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

Eat the apple, gently caress the corps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A13vj5vdlCU

ACAB

SMDFTB

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
Ground floor, almost three years now and still out!

TBeats posted:

gently caress you if you're still in smdftb

I say again SMDFTB

new friend from school fucked around with this message at 01:48 on May 8, 2017

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoxdT2xhra8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94c7fdAxTas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WphNO24h9nA

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Out since 98 and I can still smell the amine.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
TO THE LURKERS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD

YOUR MISSION IS TO BE ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD

unless you're the get out and become a cop because that's just basically trading one dumb uniform for another FTP but gently caress the mil the most imho

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
yippie doo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hmm i can't remember if i'm still in or not let me check

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

yup still out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

We might need to have a chat about that. I was watching Viceland tonight when one of their shows I don't care for (Desus and Mero, I think) came on and the hosts babbled for a minute while I wasn't paying attention and I loving heard it.

"Suck my dick from the back."

I actually took pause for a moment because I wasn't expecting that, but it's Viceland and I was watching some weed show before it. It's like when I see "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" on a protest sign.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I have my DD-214 framed and hanging in front of my bed so it's the first thing I see when I wake up.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
No one ever makes me meals anymore, unless I pay them directly.

I don't miss the meals that were made for me, only that I didn't have to make them myself, and afaik they were free.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


5 and a half years.

(And the ship is still out of service)

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I woke up today, the morning of my cruise to Cozumel Mexico, and I did something I have done often: I immediately got stoned.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
poo poo, I do that every day before work.

My supervisor is a loving chatterbox jackass that would be more tolerable if he'd shut the gently caress up once in a while. I'm fully on board with him finding another job.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hmmm still out

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Still out since March.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Out since November 2015. gently caress you army.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Pesticide20 posted:

Out since September 2012. gently caress you army.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Pesticide20 posted:

Out since April 2016. gently caress you army.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Pesticide20 posted:

Out since November 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

Out since may 2012 loving suck it nerds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvNFiAVl-b0

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Out since Jan 1998

:corsair:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I can't remember exactly when I got out, but I sure as gently caress got out.

Hey army, suck my dick you gently caress man

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Got a haircut yesterday and gave my beard a touch-up this afternoon. :feelsgood:

Pesticide20 posted:

Out since March 2014. gently caress you army.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Out since 08 active, since 09 reserves, since 13 contracting.

I would not go back in the Army short of contractually a guaranteed mech pilot MOS, but I definitely wouldn't mind going contracting again.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Day 1,584: Still out

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

not caring here posted:



Hey army, suck my dick you gently caress man

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Still out, still feels good, man.

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

I was painting a room today. As I caulked the crown moulding I sang to myself: I love caulking walls, put another tube in my caulk gun, baby! I'm not in the Marine Corps, baby, someone take the time to cry with me!

Bruce Boxlicker
Jul 26, 2004



Fun Shoe
:woop:

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

I went through some of my old poo poo in storage and found my old laptop.

Booted it up, and the countdown on the desktop told me I was "-1367 days to civilian."

Posting itt cos I'm not in anymore.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's a brave man who posts here with a pony avatar

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Dude McAwesome posted:

I went through some of my old poo poo in storage and found my old laptop.

Booted it up, and the countdown on the desktop told me I was "-1367 days to civilian."

Posting itt cos I'm not in anymore.

You sure you're not still in doing some commo or some intel?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Woke up at 7 A.M

realized I wasn't in.

FYGM SMDFTB hang all nobles heil Chowdown

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

MurderBot posted:

Woke up at 7 A.M

realized I wasn't in.

FYGM SMDFTB hang all nobles heil Chowdown

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
sometimes I wish I could act like I wasn't still in

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