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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
I tell people to turn things off, then on again

but I don't take inbound calls so that's rad

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I beat my dick all day

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
coming back to normal now after about a week (?) in and out of reality with a couple of strips of acid
grad school is dope

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

life in the military.gif

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

life in the military.gif



Not with the power of DD-214!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Was expecting him to be sucked in and then something overly large rammed in violently afterwards.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's actually a visual metaphor for a butthole.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

not caring here posted:

Was expecting him to be sucked in and then something overly large rammed in violently afterwards.

thatd be too easy

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

thatd be too easy

TOO EASY HIGH SPEED

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Mike-o posted:

TOO EASY HIGH SPEED

:getout:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:slick: can't make me motha fuckaaass

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

GreenMeat
Sep 2, 2002
slow mutant

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Greenmeat, I really wanna get stoned with you sometime.

You fly, I'll buy.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur


gently caress the army. Smoke hash every day.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Still out of the military! It owns!

Samu
Jan 11, 2010

The only thing I hate more than hippie neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they grow up to become.
Hey, remember that time you did that stupid thing that hurt your knees and lower back really early in the morning?

Never again. You're out.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Funny enough, I'm awake by 630 pretty much every day now.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
It's way easier to wake up to whatever I want instead of waking up to the army.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

TBeats posted:

It's way easier to wake up to whatever I want instead of waking up to the army.

Ain't that the loving truth. I wake up on my terms to do what I want. Not mandatory pt.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Dear diary,

Today I didn't wake up before sunrise. I touched my beard and it felt good. I sat around in my boxers and gave no fucks.

Yours truly,

Naked Bear

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

I touched my beard and it felt good. I sat around in my boxers.

Yours truly,

Naked Bear

:q:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Went to Denver with my cousin and bought a bunch of weedstuffs. Frank's picture is still up on my favorite dispensary's wall of pets. Ate a bunch of edibles and waiting out the rain for an afternoon walk.

gently caress the army.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Drinking beer and eating pizza with my parents. Listening to Him Hendrix and playing with puppers. Gonna smoke some weed and maybe go to a park. 10/10 would get out again

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

smoking weed and playing street fighter

no beard because it got hella whispy when it went grey

but w/e at least in not in

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I smoked some weed and drank some beers with my friends at the river, although there's still too much snowmelt to really swim. Feels good

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Riding my bike to the beach today to go snorkel near a jetty and hopefully get a stingray on camera. :feelsgood:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
My old Guard unit is at the NTC right now.

I'm not.

Edit: Aw gently caress, I'm seeing cryptic Facebook chatter that makes me think someone got killed at NTC.

McNally fucked around with this message at 20:15 on May 30, 2017

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Reverand maynard posted:

I have this weird nightmare where I wake up back in afghanistan wearing civilian clothes and I have no gear or weapon but the marine corps has me on their roster somehow and I'm getting yelled at for losing my weapon while trying to explain that I got out years ago but they don't believe me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytOD9ZxLvEs

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i cant remember if i've posted in here or not but just posting because i've been out for six months

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Out for 4.5 years now. Just graduated college. No fucks given.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

At work but I'm pooping in the admin bathroom, and still not in the army.

Civ life owns

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Still out of the Air Force! Suck my dick from the back, troops!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Deathy McDeath posted:

Out for 4.5 years now. Just graduated college. No fucks given.

Noice!

I've got one more year here before I actively start trying to relocate. Starting to think about going back to school again and just moving to a program I like.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Sitting on my couch eating a sub that didn't come from a shopette. :)

It's so much better than sitting in an office staring at the tiny slit of sunshine above the cabinet waiting to be released for the weekend.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I don't care how good a job you have, the weekend will always taunt you hours before your day is up.

Weekends are just better outside the military.

CurbStomp
Jul 23, 2008
Woke up this morning, had a nice breakfast, got a quick workout in, then played some BF1 and chilled with my cat who is currently on :catdrugs: due to being a little sick. Happy ETS to me :iia:. gently caress you army.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Looked at the weather forecast on Saturday, and decided I was going to go wreck diving Sunday morning. Didn't have to ask anyone if I could go, didn't have to do a risk assessment, didn't have to rope a buddy into going, just called the shop and booked my spot on the boat. Not having to answer to micromanaging morons is pretty loving great :unsmith:

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Icon Of Sin posted:

Looked at the weather forecast on Saturday, and decided I was going to go wreck diving Sunday morning. Didn't have to ask anyone if I could go, didn't have to do a risk assessment, didn't have to rope a buddy into going, just called the shop and booked my spot on the boat. Not having to answer to micromanaging morons is pretty loving great :unsmith:

Uh yeah 4 day weekend please print out a map of your trip oh you're staying in the barracks well draw a map from the company to the barracks then

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