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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

discuss the reason why people hate dc punditry itt

i'll start

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/860197416200523776
https://twitter.com/KagroX/status/860198190980714496
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/860204777040482304

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/860113742490632192

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/4373502104

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/836925811315855360

let's not forget his creepy ivanka obsession

https://twitter.com/cillizzacnn/status/856895416402575361?lang=en
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/856942781050368000

and emails~~~~~

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/854527357293645824 (thread)

https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2015/09/25/50-headlines-that-reveal-wash-post-reporter-chr/205765

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Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

I don't like your tone!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


so.....


nude, towel, or mesh shorts?!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


what a fuckboi

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

can we post bad centrist pundits/news itt

the media threads in dnd don't seem to work since one is lame and the other is just a cspam beach head

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





remember though we've never met and we know nothing about him. literally. that's why when he posts things they don't belie anything about him because

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/859943204967370752

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/860216002826653696

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






send help i can't get throught his mess of poe's law

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/cillizzacnn/status/852568945982930944

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
I can't wait for RoboSanders to be elected President so we can guillotine this fucker

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It seems any random dumbass can work for CNN now where do I sign up

edit: also parker molloy is an upworthy employee bourgeois white feminist who shits diap semi-regularly. like a diet clara jeffery

Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 23:25 on May 4, 2017

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Taintrunner posted:

It seems any random dumbass can work for CNN now where do I sign up

edit: also parker molloy is an upworthy employee bourgeois white feminist who shits diap semi-regularly. like a diet clara jeffery

Taintrunner posted:

It seems any random dumbass can work for CNN now where do I sign up

edit: also parker molloy is an upworthy employee bourgeois white feminist who shits diap semi-regularly. like a diet clara jeffery



:wow:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





wolf-Jeopardy!-TVTEAM.m4v

why did chris get fired by wapo?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
chris cillizzailure

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

I wish I was as blissfully retarded as chris clitzilla

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lol

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/cillizzacnn/status/860505372871856129

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





im crhis cliszza

i don't understand what an ellipsis is, nor how to render it, and i love pretending that a double endash as emdash looks appropriately professional for someone who is somehow an "editor at large" which

jsut

really: how

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





on the one hand i am obsessed with ~~~~~optics~~~~~~ and ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~political capital~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

on the other: i will use my inexplicably-granted platform to contradict and well-actually perceptions rooted in these concepts when convenient (ie, when it makes me seem smart as heck and able to PIERCE THE VEIL to get at the TRUTH)

also -- and i mean this dearly -- i cannot write to save my life

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

the greatest era of journalism is now

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





im no longer chris clizziay and i feel GREAT


omg she works at CNN

how is hr not breathing down his throat for this

how is

how

edit: throat? i meant neck :shrug:

juche avocado has issued a correction as of 17:30 on May 5, 2017

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Chris?

Oh ya... Chris...

ya hes a mouthbreather lmbo

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

of course this dude loves feet

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



juche avocado posted:

wolf-Jeopardy!-TVTEAM.m4v

why did chris get fired by wapo?

i thought he quit

i cant imagine cillizza would get fired from wapo since he shits out the completely vapid white noise that everyone in dc loves

juche avocado posted:

im no longer chris clizziay and i feel GREAT


omg she works at CNN

how is hr not breathing down his throat for this

how is

how

edit: throat? i meant neck :shrug:

If the O'Reilly saga taught us anything it's that Cilizza's days are numbered, and that number is 15 years.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

like 80% of my tweets are telling this guy he sucks rear end

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

can we throw cnn into a time capsule so future generations can understand why we collapsed as a society??

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
[pauly shorishly] the leaning tower of cill-izza

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Netflix and Cillizza

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





Cillizza is Carl Diggler, this just confirms it

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

how strange to flaunt your ~~fetish~~

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
chris clitzilla teams up with MRAthra to destroy washington

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Brother Friendship posted:

can we throw cnn into a time capsule so future generations can understand why we collapsed as a society??

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/861194851760701441

https://twitter.com/Sarah_Boxer/status/861053337097187328

good ratio on this one

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/861765927913893890

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CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
At any given time there are between six and ten opinions by this guy on the homepage of cnn.com and they're all awful.

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