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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

This is a perfect Cillizza article because it's ostensibly about the Dems' new platform rollout, yet doesn't mention a single thing that's actually in the Dems' new platform.

Also, I'm not sure where you're getting the idea that Chris is pissed at Schumer; the article isn't very critical of Schumer at all.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Fans of Chris Cillizza

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/889862995840573441

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


He's already got the nefarious actions with interns part down

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/health-care-mccain-trump-mcconnell/index.html
guess who wrote this article reporting on the Certain Death Bill like a football game

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

and look who has never watched a trump speech before

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/891032366809989120

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
every adjective this guy uses is picked completely randomly

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
well yeah he already knows how to kill innocent people

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/JessicaForrest/status/891471494802423808

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009




Someone's going to be missing a shoe when she packs to leave.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i think someone's already missing a chromosome

Jizz Festival
Oct 30, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

how do all three of them have so much face on their heads?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





DaveWoo posted:

cilliza isn't very critical at all.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/cillizzacnn/status/896540367692193792

:eyepop:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





he still manages to faceplant even this imo with his inclusion of "misguided"

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/897453075463630848

Hmm why does Trump retweet white supremacists and conspiracy theorists it sure is a mystery

:thunk:

DaveWoo has issued a correction as of 15:29 on Aug 15, 2017

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/cillizzacnn/status/897570884981972992

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Chris Cillizza is the dude who unironically watches those The Last Episode Of Game of Thrones EXPLAINED!!! youtubes

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Chris Cillizza thinks walter white was doing bad things for good reasons up until that final season, where he lost his way

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Generally TV -> Politics metaphors are really bad. But with Chris Cillizza, any other metaphor feels like a disservice.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/899739312622903296

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/900838467789258752

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/905170734263279624

Yes, on immigration, Donald Trump is unrecognizable compared to Mitt "self-deportation" Romney

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
fuckin lol that picture will never get old

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Autism Sneaks posted:

fuckin lol that picture will never get old

When you take the dinner invitation but now it will lead to being cucking

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/907288643076853761

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the ratio king

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/907280905563144194

hint: there's a reason this thread was made

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/12/politics/rick-scott-irma-power/index.html

quote:

We know from past history that natural disasters can have significant political consequences -- positive and negative -- for the people (usually presidents and governors) tasked with dealing with them.

:shepface:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Is Cillizza just the world's greatest troll

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

y'see - governors, these guys. they lead the state. but the president, as i've come to understand, leads the nation as a whole. you'll probably notice a common word throughout all of this - "lead" - that means that one is a leader(of people.)

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the tarfu report had a really good episode bout the clitzilla where they play a clip of Chris saying hillary would drink a hot bitch ale

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/910621359797088261

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



:eyepop:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I like the sidetrack into Meghan McCain's twitter

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

How do you pronounce his last name

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Uncle Wemus posted:

How do you pronounce his last name

like godzilla but "clit" instead of "god"

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heather's been underappreciated for the longest time, she's a great writer

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Taintrunner posted:

Heather's been underappreciated for the longest time, she's a great writer

where else will we find compelling pieces like this

http://mashable.com/2017/09/07/trump-childhood-home-airbnb-ghosts/#AWGOzbgGfkqV

quote:

There is a ghost who lives in Donald Trump's childhood home and for the past 71 years he's had to go to the bathroom.
Skeptics, please hold your judgment. I was once, and largely remain, a person of your kind: someone who is deeply suspicious of the existence of supernatural phenomena.
So when I walked into Trump's childhood home last week with a ragtag team of amateur queer ghost hunters, I was prepared to keep my expectations low and my blood alcohol level high.

:thunk:

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the fantasy 3-way

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/910975384526745601

e: not ratioed as i post this but

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/911185956098727937

Vertical Lime has issued a correction as of 14:51 on Sep 22, 2017

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