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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/you-cant-bully-these-motherfuckers-1825648283

pure devastation

e: lol beaten

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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

SpaceGoku posted:

chris ciliizza seems like the type of person who would be smug and condescending as he got led up into the guillotine even until the very moment the blade dropped, simply because he's so stupid he doesn't know that people die when they are killed

or worse, his head would just inexplicably keep living and talking

as if the rear end in a top hat trickster god in charge of our universe said "lol no, you're not sending him to me"

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Augus posted:

this is hell

the idea that nibiru really did hit on 12/21/12 or w/e and we've all been in The Bad Place ever since keeps getting more credible imo

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

visualize the part from this is america where gambino shoots someone in the back of the head, but the someone is chris cillizza

gooooood poo poo

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

9 reasons why the vice president's insatiable lust for horses is actually groundbreaking and inspiring

by chris cillizza

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


dr martin luther king jr posted:

the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

hurry up and die bitch

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

*tweets out a pic of trump in crosshairs, but it's only an accident because he is chris cillizza*

*deletes the tweet anyway because, once again, he is chris cillizza*

cuckhris cillizzailure

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

an actual dog posted:

yall are weak I want his head

I want him reprocessed into biofuel

like, before any of the chuds even

he goes first

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

how do you pronounce this poo poo anyway, i don't watch cnn

is it cil-IZ-uh like in "lizard"

or cil-EETS-uh like in "pizza"

guess it won't matter after we reduce him to the various greases and minerals that make up his pathetic dumb body

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


imagine a dimension of pure chaos. pure........evil

jk you don't have to imagine, we're already there

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Poco posted:

Just got done with my pitch to CNN. The premise of the show is that Chris cilizza is placed in an enclosement full of angry gorillas and is ripped apart each week. They seemed receptive.

i volunteer to be the necromancer who revives him every week as he tearfully begs me to let him stay dead

"sorry chris, you and the gorillas are live in fifteen"

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

look at this angry black lady, saying that people who support a government that takes kids from their parents and sticks them in literal internment camps, should face some social or professional consequences for their position

won't someone think of the moral and political consequences of nazi-bullying! :qq:

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

"when they go low, we go high!!"

*donald j trump becomes the mother fuckin potus like 6 months later*

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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i know how to kill him instantly

remember this meme?


if chris cillizza sees it his head will fuckin explode

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