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a highly esteemed historian is invited to a popular late night show. he has been waiting for this moment his entire career - drat the consequences, the controversy must be heard! "actually, i wanted to use this opportunity to make some of my latest findings public for the first time" he injects during the show. the host entertains his request, and so the historian makes an unbelievable statement. "... and taken together, this evidence disproves the popular narrative that hitler was good" america is sitting glued to their televisions, the entire country stunned by this daring heresy "we might even have to accept the possibility that hitler was in fact bad" the entire studio is silent. the host receives the request from security to remove the guest. after a painful couple of seconds he quietly declines. "let's see where he's going with this" the host is thinking to himself "this could either be the scoop of the century or by god it will tank both our careers!" |
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the ceo and top executives are having a meeting. the spirits are high after the latest acquisitions. suddenly an intern crashes into the room, visibly sweating. "what is the meaning of this! we're in the middle of a meeting!" the ceo demands angrily "th- the lastes s-stocks, they- they-" the ceo is visibly shook "what?! what about the hitler stocks!?" "it turns out hitler is bad!" the intern blurts out the room is suddenly silent, all eyes on the intern "w- worthless!" he manages to utter, "all the stocks are entirely worthless!" |
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Literally A Person posted:Wait. How much does hating Hitler cost? lets ask the buddha: quote:You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger. |
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May 22, 2017 14:38
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