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Nosfereefer posted:

a highly esteemed historian is invited to a popular late night show. he has been waiting for this moment his entire career - drat the consequences, the controversy must be heard!
"actually, i wanted to use this opportunity to make some of my latest findings public for the first time" he injects during the show.
the host entertains his request, and so the historian makes an unbelievable statement.
"... and taken together, this evidence disproves the popular narrative that hitler was good"
america is sitting glued to their televisions, the entire country stunned by this daring heresy
"we might even have to accept the possibility that hitler was in fact bad"
the entire studio is silent. the host receives the request from security to remove the guest.
after a painful couple of seconds he quietly declines. "let's see where he's going with this" the host is thinking to himself
"this could either be the scoop of the century or by god it will tank both our careers!"

Nosfereefer posted:

the ceo and top executives are having a meeting. the spirits are high after the latest acquisitions.
suddenly an intern crashes into the room, visibly sweating.
"what is the meaning of this! we're in the middle of a meeting!" the ceo demands angrily
"th- the lastes s-stocks, they- they-"
the ceo is visibly shook "what?! what about the hitler stocks!?"
"it turns out hitler is bad!" the intern blurts out
the room is suddenly silent, all eyes on the intern
"w- worthless!" he manages to utter, "all the stocks are entirely worthless!"

# ¿ May 19, 2017 18:43

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:42

Manifisto

welcome to my new social media platform, hITlr

it has the features you know and love from other rapidly-staling platforms, with a fun fresh conceptual twist: it is "about" saying hitler is bad

but not explicitly!

mentioning hitler, nazis, the third reich, even subtly (e.g. "88") shows that you are uncool and do not "get it"

it is the process of using the platform just like any other media platform that is subtly subversive

and don't think you can slide by by, for example, never doing a godwin! sometimes you have to mention hitler to signal that you are not obviously avoiding hitler references. you can't make him prominent through omission. you have to use the platform as if you didn't know it had anything specifically to do with hitler

it does, though

that's the whole point

ty nesamdoom!

# ¿ May 20, 2017 15:27

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