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I cast COKE RAT CIC and a snitch with a cocaine habit rats him out to Citizenship and Immigration Canada for being an illegal immigrant and also a drug dealer, and for h*ckin' up our beloved National Parks with his stank.
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sig brought to you by the amazing & beautiful vanisher, feat. Helle Woods, artisinally designed by Death Sext !!!
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I cast ACETIC CORK. He takes one sniff and rejects his bottle of wine, which I slyly take for myself. |
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May 6, 2017 19:38
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I cast ACE TRI-COCK and plug all his fuckin holes real good |
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May 6, 2017 20:01
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I cast ARCTIC COKE and the cockatrice is torn apart by CGI polar bears
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May 6, 2017 20:30
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I cast COCK ICE ART. I pull my phone out and dazzle the beast with beautiful photoshops of hard dicks decked out with diamond chains, rings. THe pics were already bookmarked |
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May 6, 2017 20:42
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We'd better neutralize that stone gaze so I summon RICK, ECO CAT, to scratch out its eyes while lecturing it about renewable energy. |
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May 6, 2017 20:44
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Oh no a zombie Eric Holder shambles into view because somebody cast BE HOLDER on the beholder corpse
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lmbo calrissian posted:I cast COCK ICE ART. I pull my phone out and dazzle the beast with beautiful photoshops of hard dicks decked out with diamond chains, rings. THe pics were already bookmarked yep |
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May 6, 2017 20:45
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I COCK RECTA and stick my dick in a bunch of asses, which doesn't help with the cocatrice but it's a fun way to spend my turn
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May 6, 2017 22:35
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I cast TRICK AI CEO C and hack the corps money stash Then I cast CRACK ICE TO, summoni g Ice T's estranged second cousin |
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May 6, 2017 23:17
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Rigged Death Trap posted:I cast CRACK ICE TO, summoni g Ice T's estranged second cousin |
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May 6, 2017 23:24
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I cast ACT COCKIER on myself and advance on the beast, saying "Oh, you wanna go? Come on, you wanna piece of me?" At first he is cowed by my newfound bravado, but I fail my will save and start hypocritically attacking him on Twitter and planning my presidential campaign. |
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May 7, 2017 03:05
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I cast EROTIC CACK to summon a dung golem in a bikini that will seduce the cockatrice If it succeeds in its saving throw then we have to attend their civil union ceremony in Maine 6 months from now |
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May 7, 2017 16:22
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I cast "Ace Coc Trick", a spell of bewilderment on our Cockatrice "friend"... No doubt he is utterly confused and dyslexic now.
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I cast OK CECI CART. my food wagon selling acceptably decent chickpea dishes at average prices tempts the cockatrice to look through her pockets for loose change, creating a distraction that allows me to run far away.
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May 7, 2017 16:51
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I cast RICE COAT and encumber the beast with a coating of sticky sticky rice |
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May 7, 2017 19:59
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I cast ACE CROCK IT and out appears my ace brand crockpot appears, engulfing the beastie and rendering it into a hearty stew. I have also casted CC REKT COAI, allowing me to absolutely pro level destroy Cockatrices Of All Inclinations at the RTS game Command and Conquer. |
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May 7, 2017 20:08
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*squints at the few remaining anagrams on the list* Ok, um, I cast I TRACE COCK. No wait, I CATER COCK. It's mostly cocks now. No wait, CITE A CROCK. Heck yeah, totally quoting a liar. Owned. |
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May 7, 2017 20:11
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I cast CCARIKTEOC and confuse it to death.
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May 7, 2017 20:14
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I cast COCK AT RICE and point my sad flaccid wang in the direction of a sack of rice in the corner. Nothing happens except that the other members of my party point and laugh.
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May 12, 2017 16:27
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RIA COCK ETC makes the river storm up and partially flood the valley, washes away the monster, and then does the rest of the anagrams |
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May 12, 2017 16:50
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I cast PO twice, so the cops can round up OP and bring them back to this thread. |
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May 12, 2017 16:55
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google THIS posted:I cast PO twice, so the cops can round up OP and bring them back to this thread. It works! City of Glompton posted:I cast RICE AT COCK it's not a spell just hoping this bag of delicious rice distracts him while I run away The cockatrice is bemused by the shiny blue color, but can't seem to comprehend that there is food inside the bag.  The beasts eyes begin to darken, and dangerous beams turn the fragrant basmati rice into solid stone! 
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The ANAGRAMANCER takes a deep sniff. He can no longer smell the 2-Acetyl-1-pyrroline that gives the basmati its unique fragrance, but he can smell one thing: a combo.alnilam posted:I cast RICE COAT and encumber the beast with a coating of sticky sticky rice  The Cockatrice is too weighed down by his own stone-y creation to move. You can tell it knows it's darned to heck. Its eyes begin to glow grey again. 
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May 12, 2017 17:26
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wish i'd noticed this thread earlier. i don't want to dox myself but my sentence made it to the winners page this year i also wrote the "cojones" sentence from 2015 |
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May 12, 2017 17:27
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lmbo calrissian posted:I cast COCK ICE ART. I pull my phone out and dazzle the beast with beautiful photoshops of hard dicks decked out with diamond chains, rings. THe pics were already bookmarked The ANAGRAMANCER starts to take out his phone, but realizes at the last moment that this one's probably a bad idea. DavidAlltheTime posted:I cast CAT COCKIER and a frenzy of fierce felines flocks to the fray. A large pile of cats thumps down on the ground.  Unfortunately, they're all so full of themselves that they can't work together to break out of their cuddle pile in time before the stone vision takes them.  This is going to take a single cocky cat, one that's so smug and self assured in his correctness that he'll be able to strike the decisive blow. google THIS posted:We'd better neutralize that stone gaze so I summon RICK, ECO CAT, to scratch out its eyes while lecturing it about renewable energy.  Soaring in on the breeze, Rick knows he's only got one shot to stop this bird disturbing the work of geologists and earth scientists for years to come. With one quick swipe, he decapitates the burdened beast!  The ANAGRAMANCER senses his final foe is at hand, and settles in a moment, waiting for it to appear.
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May 12, 2017 17:56
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After building a fire and roasting some questionable Cockatrice meat, the ANAGRAMANCER just begins to nod off when all of the sudden, the final beast lands at the camp. It's the GYNOSPHINX! 
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May 12, 2017 18:19
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I cast HYPNO X-SIN, hypnotizing her and giving her a post-hypnotic suggestion to live a virtuous life without sin when she wakes up, therefore she won't attack me and also will live ab etter life, i case because i care 
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May 12, 2017 18:32
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I cast PHO N SING, charming the monster with sultry karaoke and Vietnamese noodles. |
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May 12, 2017 19:02
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I cast NIX GYPS, HON, but I am mistaken about the sphinx's ethnic background and my embarrassed grandson quietly informs me that it's not polite to call them that anymore. I follow up with NOSHING PYX, but she isn't Catholic either and is uninterested in chowing down on communion wafers. |
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May 12, 2017 19:08
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Finally, in a flash of inspiration, I cast SYPHONING X, cursing her with a lazy former spouse who starts collecting alimony from her. |
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May 12, 2017 19:11
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I cast NOX-ING, which causes her to be enveloped in a cloud of nitrous oxide gas. |
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May 12, 2017 19:20
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I discover that the Gynosphinx once got up to some shady stuff with a call boy in a seedy tavern, and blackmail her with HOGS INN PYX
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May 12, 2017 19:59
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She files a restraining order against me, but I secretly alter the form, marking the wrong field for her signature. After I get her to SIGN PHONY X, I allow her to bask in her false security while I plan my next move. |
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May 12, 2017 20:15
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"First we gonna rock, Then we gonna roll, Then we let it pop, go let it go," I rap mysteriously while swinging a watch in front of the sphinx's face. She is lulled into a trance as I SING HYPNO X. |
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May 12, 2017 20:20
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i cast HOGS INN on the gynosphinx! she is sent to an inn run by hogs and has a terrible time there because pigs cant run an inn! |
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May 12, 2017 20:57
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google THIS posted:Finally, in a flash of inspiration, I cast SYPHONING X, cursing her with a lazy former spouse who starts collecting alimony from her. Not even going to try to equal this. I cast G, Y NO SPHINX? and she vanishes in a puff of txtspk. Peg Sliderskew fucked around with this message at 21:25 on May 12, 2017
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May 12, 2017 21:22
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I cast SHINY POG NX and, much like Pog and Northern Exposure, the Gynosphinx just kind of fades away as everyone forgets about it.
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google THIS posted:Finally, in a flash of inspiration, I cast SYPHONING X, cursing her with a lazy former spouse who starts collecting alimony from her. hockey jockey posted:I cast G, Y NO SPHINX? and she vanishes in a puff of txtspk. |
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