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I cast COCK ICE ART. I pull my phone out and dazzle the beast with beautiful photoshops of hard dicks decked out with diamond chains, rings. THe pics were already bookmarked
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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I cast CRACK ICE TO, summoni g Ice T's estranged second cousin
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May 6, 2017 23:24
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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Finally, in a flash of inspiration, I cast SYPHONING X, cursing her with a lazy former spouse who starts collecting alimony from her.
I cast G, Y NO SPHINX? and she vanishes in a puff of txtspk.
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May 13, 2017 00:02
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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I cast HOPING SYNX, serenading her on stage with a michael buble hit and hoping i dont gently caress up the lip synch, revealing i'm only in this for the sex (buble fans will know this is a little jab at his career history)
lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 00:27 on May 13, 2017
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May 13, 2017 00:18
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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I outdo your steamy little charade with some PHOXY SING'N'.
Nice! Your josh groban rear end is gonna get stomped by the gynolady
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May 13, 2017 01:18
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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My tongue chants the forbidden runes X 'N Y GIN SHOP to summon forth a Co-ed Liquor Store. We'll get this Sphinxy lady sloshed and who knows where the night will take us
YeeEAAhh
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May 13, 2017 22:19
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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Y HI, SPONX GON, I inform the gynosphinx as her favorite offbrand shapewear go out of stock.
SPONX GON? 
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May 14, 2017 02:11
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May 6, 2024 11:01
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- lmbo calrissian
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