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I cast HOLE BRED and gently caress the beholder's mom
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While I'm loving its mom, I cast LO, BE HERD and it turns into a bunch of sheep
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I cast HE LOB RED and throw red paint all over the beholder's new fur coat, the murdering fuckhead
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it's a good thing spells are super slow.
I'll shop up the best spell tomorrow mornin and give ol ANAGRAMANCER his dark middle chapter of opponents (2 of 3)
Uh I don't think you realize that you've committed yourself to a constant flow of early-access updates for the foreseeable future. You can't cap this firehose of comedy.
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I cast ARCTIC COKE and the cockatrice is torn apart by CGI polar bears
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Oh no a zombie Eric Holder shambles into view because somebody cast BE HOLDER on the beholder corpse
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I COCK RECTA and stick my dick in a bunch of asses, which doesn't help with the cocatrice but it's a fun way to spend my turn
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I discover that the Gynosphinx once got up to some shady stuff with a call boy in a seedy tavern, and blackmail her with HOGS INN PYX
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I cast SHINY POG NX and, much like Pog and Northern Exposure, the Gynosphinx just kind of fades away as everyone forgets about it.
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THEY MIGHT BE? Nope, BETT HIM GEYH
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