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wish i'd noticed this thread earlier. i don't want to dox myself but my sentence made it to the winners page this year

i also wrote the "cojones" sentence from 2015

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lmbo calrissian posted:

I cast HOPING SYNX, serenading her on stage with a michael buble hit and hoping i dont gently caress up the lip synch, revealing i'm only in this for the sex (buble fans will know this is a little jab at his career history)
I outdo your steamy little charade with some PHOXY SING'N'.

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joke_explainer posted:

I groan as my ex walks in. Ugh, matters are still so complicated. Fortunately, I am an ANAGRAMANCER, and am well prepared to deal with this. I cast: "X? Syphoning, G!" My friend, Gus, sneaks off to the parking lot. My buddy steals all the gas out of her car, as mine is empty, so we don't have to worry about her trying to run us over or anything. Up to you guys to finish this fight, though.
you used an extra G

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Scroon posted:

OK "a/s/liquor" is good
as is the thread at large

thanks 4 the laughs They Might Be

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