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I cast ROBEHED by putting a robe on my head to make me look like a much more competent wizard who knows powerful and deadly spells. the beholder quails and floats away crying.
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I cast OK CECI CART. my food wagon selling acceptably decent chickpea dishes at average prices tempts the cockatrice to look through her pockets for loose change, creating a distraction that allows me to run far away.
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May 7, 2017 16:51
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I cast NIX POSH GYN, subtly ostracizing the beast for their pretentious choice of Bombay Sapphire for their G&T's, when everybody knows that a more plebian and inexpensive choice like Gordon's would be perfectly acceptable given the prominence of bitter quinine in this beverage
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May 13, 2017 15:06
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