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Scroon

I cast EROTIC CACK to summon a dung golem in a bikini that will seduce the cockatrice

If it succeeds in its saving throw then we have to attend their civil union ceremony in Maine 6 months from now

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Scroon

My tongue chants the forbidden runes X 'N Y GIN SHOP to summon forth a Co-ed Liquor Store. We'll get this Sphinxy lady sloshed and who knows where the night will take us

Scroon

I cast my XS PHONYING cantrip to use a series of tiny lies to convince Ms. Sphinx that I am not worth her time

Scroon

ANAGRAMANCER? More like A NARC MANAGER, at best

Scroon

MIGHTY BET? EH / THY BIG THEME / BEGET MYTH. HI!

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Scroon

OK "a/s/liquor" is good

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