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I cast BRO LED HE and ask my friend to call off his pet Beholder.
If that doesn't work I cast HERB LODE and the Beholder starts excitedly mining from the dank weed vein.
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I roll a 1 and accidentally cast HERO BLED. Avenge me...
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May 5, 2017 22:18
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I cast BOLDER EH and summon an unusually assertive Canadian to my aid.
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May 6, 2017 00:04
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First I apply ICE TO CRACK, soothing his hemorrhoids and causing him to drop his guard.
Then I give him a COCA TICKER. He goes into dangerous blow-induced tachycardia.
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May 6, 2017 18:31
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I cast ACETIC CORK. He takes one sniff and rejects his bottle of wine, which I slyly take for myself.
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May 6, 2017 19:38
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We'd better neutralize that stone gaze so I summon RICK, ECO CAT, to scratch out its eyes while lecturing it about renewable energy.
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May 6, 2017 20:42
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I cast ACT COCKIER on myself and advance on the beast, saying "Oh, you wanna go? Come on, you wanna piece of me?" At first he is cowed by my newfound bravado, but I fail my will save and start hypocritically attacking him on Twitter and planning my presidential campaign.
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May 7, 2017 03:05
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*squints at the few remaining anagrams on the list* Ok, um, I cast I TRACE COCK. No wait, I CATER COCK. It's mostly cocks now.
No wait, CITE A CROCK. Heck yeah, totally quoting a liar. Owned.
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May 7, 2017 20:11
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I cast PO twice, so the cops can round up OP and bring them back to this thread.
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May 12, 2017 16:55
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I cast NIX GYPS, HON, but I am mistaken about the sphinx's ethnic background and my embarrassed grandson quietly informs me that it's not polite to call them that anymore.
I follow up with NOSHING PYX, but she isn't Catholic either and is uninterested in chowing down on communion wafers.
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May 12, 2017 19:08
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Finally, in a flash of inspiration, I cast SYPHONING X, cursing her with a lazy former spouse who starts collecting alimony from her.
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May 12, 2017 19:11
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She files a restraining order against me, but I secretly alter the form, marking the wrong field for her signature. After I get her to SIGN PHONY X, I allow her to bask in her false security while I plan my next move.
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May 12, 2017 20:15
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"First we gonna rock, Then we gonna roll,
Then we let it pop, go let it go," I rap mysteriously while swinging a watch in front of the sphinx's face. She is lulled into a trance as I SING HYPNO X.
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May 12, 2017 20:20
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I summon a HNG ONIX SPY. I'm no Pokémon expert but I don't think he's very stealthy. I'm sure he can make up for it by seducing the sphinx with his generous endowment.
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May 14, 2017 03:15
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Apr 28, 2024 13:26
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sorry jett I didn't realize you already did syphoning and better than me I was rushing
it's all good, I got two out of three killshots
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