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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
...Harpo's ain't one.



What are the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup and/or Canadian Championship?

These two competitions are the tournaments to determine the best club, regardless of level of play, in their respective country. What this really means is any team, regardless of how good they are, can win a trophy.

What's so important about these competitions?

Other than the trophy, the winners of these competitions get access to the CONCACAF Champions League, where they will proceed to lose to a Mexican team in depressing fashion. However, due to the new format of the CCL taking effect, winning one of these this year might not get you in. It's all wacky!

Who gets to play?

All professional teams are eligible for the competitions unless they are a USL reserve squad (I'm looking at you, los Dos); amateur and semi-pro teams must qualify to make the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup. There are no amateur or semi-pro teams in the Canadian Championship.

How do the competitions work?

Canada: 5 teams
USA: 99 teams

Canada: Home-and-home with away goals rule
USA: Knockout

Canada:
Play-in round (Edmonton vs. Ottawa)
Semi-finals (Play-in round winner vs. Toronto, Montreal vs. Vancouver)
Finals

USA:
First Round (Amateur and semi-pro teams enter)
Second Round (USL and NASL teams enter)
Third Round
Fourth Round (MLS teams enter)
Four Rounds afterwards

Also to note is that, until the Fifth Round, teams are grouped together based on location - after that, a standard bracket is used.

Are these games televised?

Canada: Yes, on TSN and RDS
USA: No. Some matches will probably be streamed online, and the final will be on ESPN2 (probably).

When does this start?

Well, the Canadians have already kicked off, but the Open Cup begins on May 9th with clubs that you, yes you, could join if you wanted to! So take a 3-hour drive to Bumfuck, Florida to see a potential giant-killer in person!

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I'm on my way to the University of Mary Washington to witness the mighty Fredericksburg FC play...somebody. I don't honestly care, it's competitive football and my hometown made it into the competition for the second year running.

Just making it an extra round can keep these little baby teams solvent. I'm hoping for a more entertaining affair than last year's nil-draw PK loss. But really, it's a stupidly nice day out. 70 and blue skies.

Go find your nearby tiny rear end team and have fun.

Popoi
Jul 23, 2000

Going to Derby City Rovers v. Tartan Devils Oak Avalon tonight. A pretty great draw because it means either a Louisville team will be moving on to (probably) Indy or a series of hilarious Open Cup welps will happen and the pride of the Greater Pittsburgh Soccer League will go instead.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round 1 started last night, but there was only one game. The rest are today.

Red Force FC 2-4 South Florida Surf
Fredericksburg FC vs. Christos FC
Atlanta Siverbacks vs. SC United Bantams
El Farolito vs. Burlingame Dragons
Western Mass Pioneers vs. Boston City FC (STREAM)
New Jersey Copa FC vs. FC Motown (STREAM)
Charlotte Eagles vs. Chattanooga FC (STREAM)
Carolina Dynamo vs. Legacy 76 (STREAM)
Miami United vs. Boca Raton FC (STREAM)
Jacksonville Armada U23s vs. The Villages SC (STREAM)
Ocean City Nor'easters vs. Junior Lone Star FC (RADIO)
Reading United AC vs. Clarkstown SC Eagles (STREAM)
Michigan Bucks vs. AFC Ann Arbor
Derby City Rovers vs. Tartan Devils Oak Avalon
GPS Portland Phoenix vs. GPS Omens
Chicago FC United vs. Grand Rapids FC (STREAM)
Dutch Lions FC vs.. North Texas Rayados (STREAM)
FC Wichita vs. Azteca FC (STREAM)
Des Moines Menace vs. AFC Cleveland (STREAM)
Tulsa Athletic vs. Oklahoma City Energy U23s (STREAM)
Sonoma County Sol vs. Anahuac FC
Albion SC Pros vs. Chula Vista FC (STREAM)
FC Golden State Force vs. Outbreak FC
Fresno Fuego vs. La Maquina (STREAM)
Ventura County Fusion vs. Moreno Valley FC (STREAM)
FC Tuscon vs. Colorado Rush (STREAM)
OSA FC vs. Sounders FC U23s (STREAM)
LA Wolves FC vs. San Diego Zest (STREAM)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 11, 2017

Bio-Hazard
Mar 8, 2004
I HATE POLITICS IN SOCCER AS MUCH AS I LOVE RACISM IN SOCCER
I am mad because I am refereeing two games tonight instead of watching local Open Cup soccer. I'll have to wait until next week. OSA / Sounders U23s tonight, Reno vs the winners next week. Both games are in the Seattle Metro.

Which amateur team will topple an MLS side this year? Who knows!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Fredericksburg get destroyed by Christos FC's Peter Caringi, 3-0 on his hat trick, no joy exists in Fredericksburg, as ever

Popoi
Jul 23, 2000

Popoi posted:

Going to Derby City Rovers v. Tartan Devils Oak Avalon tonight.
We got a little louder than the neighbors would have liked that night.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Again, Round 2 started last night with one game.

Tampa Bay Rowdies 3 - 0 Jacksonville Armada U-23s
Atlanta Silverbacks vs. Charleston Battery
Reading United AC vs. New York Cosmos
Boston City FC vs. GPS Omens
Richmond Kickers vs. Christos FC
Rochester Rhinos vs. FC Motown
Miami United vs. Jacksonville Armada
Carolina Dynamo vs. North Carolina FC
Charlotte Eagles vs. Charlotte Independence
Tartan Decils Oak Avalon vs. Louisville City FC
FC Cincinnati vs. AFC Cleveland
Michigan Bucks vs. Indy Eleven
Miami FC vs. South Florida Surf
Ocean City Nor'easters vs. Harrisburg City Islanders
Chicago FC United vs. Pittsburgh Riverhounds
FC Wichita vs. Saint Louis FC
Dutch Lions FC vs. San Antonio FC
Tulsa Roughnecks vs. Oklahoma City Energy U-23s
Oklahoma City Energy FC vs. Moreno Valley FC
Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC vs. FC Tucson
Fresno Fuego vs. Phoenix Rising
FC Golden State Force vs. Orange County SC
Los Angeles Wolves FC vs. Chula Vista FC
Sacramento Republic FC vs. Anahuac FC
San Francisco Deltas vs. Burlingame Dragons
OSA FC vs. Reno 1886 FC

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

all-Rush mixtape posted:

San Francisco Deltas vs. Burlingame Dragons

I'll be at this game tonight if Mikey Stephens reads this forum. SF Deltas have been a team for 6 games. Director of Soccer Operations for SF Deltas is MLS/LA legend Todd Dunivant. The roster reads like a who's who of former MLS/Canadian could bes:

quote:

Nana Attakora
Kyle Bekker
Devon Sandoval
Karl Ouimette
Danny Cruz
Michael Stephens
Maxim Tissot

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A veritable Who's Who of "Who was he?"

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
Trying to watch a 240p stream of Indy Eleven taking on the Mid Michigan Bucks in a warehouse in Detroit. Thats the magic of the lamar hunt us open cup



https://twitter.com/IndyEleven/status/864988750899814400

e.: cosmos are down 3-1 lmao

awyeahz fucked around with this message at 01:08 on May 18, 2017

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



awyeahz posted:

e.: cosmos are down 3-1 lmao

The best result.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Burlingame Dragons are coached by Joe Cannon. US Soccer is a fun little family.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
https://twitter.com/tartandevilsfc/status/865006915994009604

https://twitter.com/loucityfc/status/865007282018439168

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

awyeahz posted:

Trying to watch a 240p stream of Indy Eleven taking on the Mid Michigan Bucks in a warehouse in Detroit. Thats the magic of the lamar hunt us open cup



https://twitter.com/IndyEleven/status/864988750899814400

e.: cosmos are down 3-1 lmao

I saw the Fire lose to the Bucks there one awful year. I'll never forget that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Coin flips were determined today to determine who's hosting in round 4, where MLS teams come in:

Rochester Rhinos/GPS Omens @ New England Revolution
New York City FC @ New York Red Bulls
Reading United/Harrisburg City Islanders @ Philadelphia Union
Christos FC/Chicago FC United @ D.C. United
Columbus Crew SC @ FC Cincinnati/Louisville City FC
Jacksonville Armada/Charleston Battery @ Atlanta United FC
Miami FC/Tampa Bay Rowdies @ Orlando City SC
Chicago Fire @ Michigan Bucks/Saint Louis FC
Houston Dynamo @ North Carolina FC/Charlotte Independence
FC Dallas @ San Antonio FC -OR- Tulsa Roughnecks FC @ FC Dallas
Minnesota United FC @ Sporting Kansas City
Colorado Springs Switchbacks/Oklahoma City Energy FC @ Colorado Rapids
Real Salt Lake @ Reno 1868 FC/Sacramento Republic FC
LA Wolves FC/Orange County SC @ LA Galaxy
San Francisco Deltas/Phoenix Rising FC @ San Jose Earthquakes
Portland Timbers @ Seattle Sounders

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Canadian Championship semis kick off soon:

Toronto FC @ Ottawa Fury - 7PM ET
Montreal Impact @ Vancouver Whitecaps - 10PM ET

Both games on TSN1

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



predictions: toronto fc certainly won't be historically bad and be the first mls team to go out to a lower league side

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
The TFC2 backline chose a Really Bad Time to be Really Bad.

(Ottawa are winning 2-1 at home in the 75' after some hilarious Toronto defending).

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 02:05 on May 24, 2017

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
doubleposting because Sixteen Year Old Alphonso Davies (now officially his name until November) ran riot in the first half of the VAN-MTL semi with a goal and an assist in a half where the Caps could and should have scored more, then Vancouver decided to Vancouver HARD and give up an away goal, concede a penalty (which was saved) and give up a ton of sitters that Montreal just couldn't finish. 2-1 going back to Montreal.

In conclusion, soccer is a game of two halves (and if you didn't catch this particular game of two halves then you missed the gently caress out son.)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The Whitecaps sure must be glad they got the privilege of playing on Saturday while Montreal did not.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Again, there was one match last night and the rest of the fixtures are tonight.

Michigan Bucks 1-2 Saint Louis FC
Rochester Rhinos vs. GPS Omens
Jacksonville Armada vs. Charleston Battery
FC Cincinnati vs. Louisville City FC
Reading United AC vs. Harrisburg City Islanders
North Carolina FC vs. Charlotte Independence
Miami FC vs. Tampa Bay Rowdies
Chicago FC United vs. Christos FC
Tulsa Roughnecks vs. San Antonio FC
Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC vs. Oklahoma City Energy FC
Phoenix Rising vs. San Francisco Deltas
Los Angeles Wolves vs. Orange County FC
Sacramento Republic FC vs. Reno 1868 FC

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Christos FC is an amateur soccer team and DC United is a team of professional athletes.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Hungryjack posted:

Christos FC is an amateur soccer team and DC United is a team of professional athletes.

That's never stopped them before.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Hungryjack posted:

DC United is a team of professional athletes.

This statement is missing some air quotes somewhere?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Round 4 (aka Which MLS team is going to get upset by an amateur squad this year?) is set:

Tuesday June 13
Christos FC @ D.C. United - 7:30 ET
Portland Timbers @ Seattle Sounders FC - 10:30 ET
Oklahoma City Energy FC @ Colorado Rapids - 9:00 ET

Wednesday June 14
Columbus Crew SC @ FC Cincinnati - 7:00 ET
Chicago Fire @ Saint Louis FC - 7:00 ET
Rochester Rhinos @ New England Revolution - 7:30 ET
New York City FC @ NY Red Bulls - 7:30 ET
Harrisburg City Islanders @ Philadelphia Union - 7:30 ET
Charleston Battery @ Atlanta United FC - 7:30 ET
Miami FC @ Orlando City SC - 7:30 ET
Houston Dynamo @ North Carolina FC - 7:30 ET
Minnesota United FC @ Sporting Kansas City - 7:30 ET
Tulsa Roughnecks FC @ FC Dallas - 8:00 ET
Real Salt Lake @ Sacramento Republic FC - 10:30 ET
Orange County SC @ LA Galaxy - 10:30 ET
San Francisco Deltas @ San Jose Earthquakes - 10:30 ET

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Bet your house on Christos. They've already beaten Richmond and Olsen has expressed nothing but contempt for the tournament since winning it saved his job five years ago.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

If Christos can win today, I'm going to be so drat happy. I think all the 4th round games are streamed online this year? Even though it'll be like 2am here, I'm going to stay up to watch the first half of that one.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
They probably are, but thecup.us is kind of rudderless now so I'd have to find the links.

Diplomat
Dec 14, 2009


Really pulling for Christos, love to see the upset. Also hoping some of the USL/NASL clubs can advance to the next round.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

loooooool.

I'm glad I stayed up for this

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was a good solo effort from Buescher.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Diplomat posted:

Really pulling for Christos, love to see the upset. Also hoping some of the USL/NASL clubs can advance to the next round.

Pretty sure D.C. United are the underdogs here

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
Christos is sponsored by a liquor store, doesn't practice EVER and didn't have matching uniforms until last night. Their story is absurd and awesome.

Go Christos!

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

This might be the night Ben Olsen is fired, I am the worlds biggest Christos fan right now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

XyrlocShammypants posted:

This might be the night Ben Olsen is fired, I am the worlds biggest Christos fan right now.

Tonight might not be that night

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Me reading the Sounders XI:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-bsTkkXVY

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Timbers apparently brought in some T2 youth for tonight's game. Go *makes % roll* Roll Again on minor magic weapons table!

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Is the Timbers/Sounders stream having weird audio issues for anyone else?

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