2017 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup/Canadian Championship: I got 99 teams but...

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Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

The TFC2 backline chose a Really Bad Time to be Really Bad.

(Ottawa are winning 2-1 at home in the 75' after some hilarious Toronto defending).

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 02:05 on May 24, 2017

# ¿ May 24, 2017 01:40

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 20:19

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

doubleposting because Sixteen Year Old Alphonso Davies (now officially his name until November) ran riot in the first half of the VAN-MTL semi with a goal and an assist in a half where the Caps could and should have scored more, then Vancouver decided to Vancouver HARD and give up an away goal, concede a penalty (which was saved) and give up a ton of sitters that Montreal just couldn't finish. 2-1 going back to Montreal.

In conclusion, soccer is a game of two halves (and if you didn't catch this particular game of two halves then you missed the gently caress out son.)

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:47

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Hungryjack posted:

DC United is a team of professional athletes.

This statement is missing some air quotes somewhere?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 16:43

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

camoseven posted:

The winner of this still gets a CCL berth right?

Yep.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 01:52

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Columbus' crosses are Not Working.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 02:03

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

As a fan of the team that plays Chicago Saturday I am happy with whatever happens from here on, so this penalty shootout PROBABLY won't kill me.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:43

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Well, going to PKs helps out my team on Saturday at least.

I said this after Cincinnati-Chicago and then Chicago killed us 4-0 the following weekend so, yaknow, good luck with that.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 04:26

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

paddyboat posted:

Lmao The Red Bulls what are you doing?

Exactly what the Red Bulls always do in knockout situations, implode.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 02:39

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Cincy to win it all, who says no?

This train is running on Cinderella bullshit at this point so who can say no? Logic stopped applying months ago.

oh hey RBNY pulled one back, things just got interesting with 15 to go.

edit: make that two. My post definitely aged well!

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Aug 16, 2017

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 02:43

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 20:19

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

RBNY sending that last-minute free kick over the bar was just the most fitting ending.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 04:16

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