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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

A veritable Who's Who of "Who was he?"

# ¿ May 18, 2017 00:02

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Coin flips were determined today to determine who's hosting in round 4, where MLS teams come in:

Rochester Rhinos/GPS Omens @ New England Revolution
New York City FC @ New York Red Bulls
Reading United/Harrisburg City Islanders @ Philadelphia Union
Christos FC/Chicago FC United @ D.C. United
Columbus Crew SC @ FC Cincinnati/Louisville City FC
Jacksonville Armada/Charleston Battery @ Atlanta United FC
Miami FC/Tampa Bay Rowdies @ Orlando City SC
Chicago Fire @ Michigan Bucks/Saint Louis FC
Houston Dynamo @ North Carolina FC/Charlotte Independence
FC Dallas @ San Antonio FC -OR- Tulsa Roughnecks FC @ FC Dallas
Minnesota United FC @ Sporting Kansas City
Colorado Springs Switchbacks/Oklahoma City Energy FC @ Colorado Rapids
Real Salt Lake @ Reno 1868 FC/Sacramento Republic FC
LA Wolves FC/Orange County SC @ LA Galaxy
San Francisco Deltas/Phoenix Rising FC @ San Jose Earthquakes
Portland Timbers @ Seattle Sounders

# ¿ May 18, 2017 22:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Canadian Championship semis kick off soon:

Toronto FC @ Ottawa Fury - 7PM ET
Montreal Impact @ Vancouver Whitecaps - 10PM ET

Both games on TSN1

# ¿ May 23, 2017 22:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The Whitecaps sure must be glad they got the privilege of playing on Saturday while Montreal did not.

# ¿ May 31, 2017 02:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Round 4 (aka Which MLS team is going to get upset by an amateur squad this year?) is set:

Tuesday June 13
Christos FC @ D.C. United - 7:30 ET
Portland Timbers @ Seattle Sounders FC - 10:30 ET
Oklahoma City Energy FC @ Colorado Rapids - 9:00 ET

Wednesday June 14
Columbus Crew SC @ FC Cincinnati - 7:00 ET
Chicago Fire @ Saint Louis FC - 7:00 ET
Rochester Rhinos @ New England Revolution - 7:30 ET
New York City FC @ NY Red Bulls - 7:30 ET
Harrisburg City Islanders @ Philadelphia Union - 7:30 ET
Charleston Battery @ Atlanta United FC - 7:30 ET
Miami FC @ Orlando City SC - 7:30 ET
Houston Dynamo @ North Carolina FC - 7:30 ET
Minnesota United FC @ Sporting Kansas City - 7:30 ET
Tulsa Roughnecks FC @ FC Dallas - 8:00 ET
Real Salt Lake @ Sacramento Republic FC - 10:30 ET
Orange County SC @ LA Galaxy - 10:30 ET
San Francisco Deltas @ San Jose Earthquakes - 10:30 ET

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 20:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That was a good solo effort from Buescher.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 01:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

XyrlocShammypants posted:

This might be the night Ben Olsen is fired, I am the worlds biggest Christos fan right now.

Tonight might not be that night

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Me reading the Sounders XI:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-bsTkkXVY

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 02:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

hosed up over here too. Audio's only on like 30% of the time.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 03:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That shot was 100% on target though :smug:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 03:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Colorado was down 2-0 to OKC Energy, but won 3-2 on an 89th minute goal. Guess we have to wait until tomorrow for lower-division upset.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 04:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

GIF of said Zlatan'ing:

https://twitter.com/ChicagoFire/status/875158059374575616

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 02:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Orlando just lost to Miami FC 3-1, so there's upset #2.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 02:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Atlanta/Charleston to kick off at 10:10PM ET, which means they're destined to go 120'+PKs

Houston/North Carolina are in a weather delay, deadlocked at 2-2 in the 88'. That's gotta be agonizing for everyone.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 02:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

trem_two posted:

E: one of Charleston's goal scorers is Forrest Lasso, which is some good name imo

It's alright, I guess. Definitely no Hunter Jumper.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 04:25

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Round 4 Results (winner in bold)

Christos FC @ D.C. United - 4-1
Portland Timbers @ Seattle Sounders FC - 2-1
Oklahoma City Energy FC @ Colorado Rapids - 3-2
Columbus Crew SC @ FC Cincinnati - 1-0
Chicago Fire @ Saint Louis FC - 1-0
Rochester Rhinos @ New England Revolution - 3-0
New York City FC @ NY Red Bulls - 1-0
Harrisburg City Islanders @ Philadelphia Union - 3-1
Charleston Battery @ Atlanta United FC - 3-2
Miami FC @ Orlando City SC - 3-1
Houston Dynamo @ North Carolina FC - 3-2 (AET)
Minnesota United FC @ Sporting Kansas City - 4-0
Tulsa Roughnecks FC @ FC Dallas - 2-1
Real Salt Lake @ Sacramento Republic FC - 4-1
Orange County SC @ LA Galaxy - 3-1
San Francisco Deltas @ San Jose Earthquakes - 2-0

e: HA! I win

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 06:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The divisions for said draw:

West
LA Galaxy
Sacramento Republic
San Jose Earthquakes
Seattle Sounders

Central
Colorado Rapids
Sporting KC
Houston Dynamo
FC Dallas

South
Atlanta United
Chicago Fire
FC Cincinnati
Miami FC

East
DC United
New England Revolution
New York Red Bulls
Philadelphia Union

Call me crazy, but maybe the Cincy/Chicago should be Central and the Texas teams South perhaps? :wtc:

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 06:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Here's the new bracket:

https://twitter.com/opencup/status/875373349114916864

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 16:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Cincinnati/Chicago will be broadcast on ESPN2.

Nationally televised game you say?

0-0 after 120', calling it now.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 08:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Rapids trail 3-1 with minutes to spare. Thanks to their horrendous roster management, a bizarre philosophy of not carrying 30 guys, injuries, and a defender who got two yellows, they have 9 men on the pitch.

Anyone know where I can buy a gigantic wooden spoon? I just want to be ready for October when these guys finish dead last.

Look at this guy complaining about only having 9 men on the field. Come back when it's at 7. :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 02:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I still can't believe ESPN is airing Chicago-Cincy

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 01:03

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

JIMMY!
JIMMY!
JIMMY!

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

paddyboat posted:

did Twellman melt down about a concussion, I must have missed it

Of course he did.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 02:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Cincy probably got robbed there.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Nationally televised game you say?

0-0 after 120', calling it now.

75% of the way there

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Hell of a stop by Polster

fyallm posted:

If the ball hits both arms one of them has to be a handball?

Ref could've thought ball to hand, natural position, etc. Enough subjectivity to make it a not-automatic whistle.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

drat, Cincinnati Bengals shade being thrown left and right.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Getting there!

Oof, getting a yellow for celerbrating a goal that got called back has gotta blow.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:27

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That was ballsy as hell from Lampson

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Keepers are having a nice night.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Called it

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Congrats to the Whitecaps and Orlando City B.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What a miss

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I think the crowd liked that.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

gently caress, San Jose scored.

We're probably going to lose anyway, mostly S2 players vs. SJ's mostly first-team.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:45

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Hildebrand is going to get laid tonight

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh, NYRB-PHI also went to PKs, NYRB won 5-4.

vvv Guaranteed lower division team in final 4.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:53

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 04:04

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

And now Seattle is playing down a man for the next 65'. This seems familiar....

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 04:14

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