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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer


Ungh look at that loving a I need to get me some loving sausage

It's all Vienna all the time in this thread, freündichine.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ive never eaten at weinerschnitzel

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

ive never eaten at weinerschnitzel

May your weinerschnitzelvirginity remain ever pure

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


sauerkraut loving stinks

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


My uncle met a nice Austrian girl while traveling for the UN and they got engaged and now he lives there with her. They've been engaged for around a decade but don't feel the need to ever do an actual wedding, it's all very cute. That's the only thing I can contribute to this throwaway parody thread about Austria, just be thankful I didn't Gurf it up or something I guess

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



G'day, mein fruend!

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

So are y'all German or what?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Austria is just a poor man's Switzerland. That's still pretty good compared to most of Europe, though.

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37w42Bfsv3E

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
[TELL] me how to make good spaetzle, hosed that poo poo up real good last time.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I laughed /well scoffed / at the thread title

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

There used to be a really fantastic little Austrian cafe near my house I miss it a lot

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
American: I love Australia!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

WatermelonGun posted:

[TELL] me how to make good spaetzle, hosed that poo poo up real good last time.
spaetzle is really easy, but probably buy a spaetzle maker since they're cheap and very useful. its kind of hard to do without

Caredresser
Oct 10, 2012

by zen death robot
Why do you hate the Jews

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Now I think about it the cafe was Hungarian.

Caredresser
Oct 10, 2012

by zen death robot
They're all the same over there anyway

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Guys I did a massive poo poo before and now I just want to punch cones

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Hitler and that guy who kept his daughter in a basement for 20 years.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Glock is cool and good

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Glock is the second best thing to come out of Austria, narrowly beating out Mozart and sacher torte

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

They're like Germans but chill and cool

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Chinatown posted:

ive never eaten at weinerschnitzel

Same

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Trivia time!


Who's boyhood home is this?



Thal, Austria

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Zahgaegun posted:

Trivia time!


Who's boyhood home is this
Thats a cool door on the right there. I feel like if I walked into that door I might get pulled into a clay mation stop motion world.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Zahgaegun posted:

Trivia time!


Who's boyhood home is this?



Thal, Austria


Mozart lived there too as he apparently lived in every Austrian home.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like to make a "EURO DINNER" sometimes

its

-two kinds of sausages
-chicken schnitzel
-pirogies topped with bacon
-lots of fried onions
-a mountain of sauerkraut
-mushroom sause
-served with lots of cream and mustard
-washed down with a few boots of lovely euro lagers

:yum:

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
I like how the house is right up to the street. Can easily conduct conversions with people on the street.

The "I like" I just used isn't the standard sarcastic internet mockery post form.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Guten day mates.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
*Twirls on top of a mountain like Julie Andrews*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*knows where all the best edelweiss is*

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
toss another sausage on the barbie, pip pip cheerio

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016




Yeah I'm in :godwinning:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Check out this sick didgeridoo I just got m8

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Their toilets have poo poo shelves on them.

Means I can examine my turds for parasites and potential GBS posts before flushing

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I've never been to Austria but my dad's side of the family is from there and my whole life I've eaten Jägerschnitzel and drunk Stiegl at any family occasion.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

...and the pitch! posted:

Check out this sick didgeridoo I just got m8



Needs more dancing knees

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Jestery posted:

Needs more dancing knees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lTMiQsMH1g

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Mozart lived there too as he apparently lived in every Austrian home.

From what I hear he really liked tk get his gently caress on,so maybe he really did sleep in all those houses

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

numberoneposter posted:

i like to make a "EURO DINNER" sometimes

its

-two kinds of sausages
-chicken schnitzel
-pirogies topped with bacon
-lots of fried onions
-a mountain of sauerkraut
-mushroom sause
-served with lots of cream and mustard
-washed down with a few boots of lovely euro lagers

:yum:

And then for dessert, a fistful of blood thinners?

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