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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I don't know why people who need to fidget can't just be like me and constantly pick at the skin around their thumbnails when their hands aren't occupied. Like, what do spinner things do? Are they like tops or something? No, I'm not going to look up a video.

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
If you need toys to keep your broken brain from flipping out, then you really shouldn't make it a point of pride for yourself if you get mad because Chad the neurotypical is playing with a fidget spinner too

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Fuckin sluts going for the vapid bros with their plain fidget spinners. If they'd give me a chance, they'd realize my Sonic the Hedgehog fidget spinners are better.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

mds2 posted:

I bought my son one yesterday. He got it to spin on his nose for 20 seconds. Pretty cool.

Sorry about your autistic seal son

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
How about some handcrafted artisanal fidget spinners made out of dried exotic meats? Call them Meat Spinners.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Hulk Hogan Meat Spinners

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
So I bought two of these here fidget spinner things for my nephew. He told me they're dumb and I agree, however, I figured out that if you spin one really fast and blow into it, it makes a really annoying noise and pisses people off.

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