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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
This thread is sad and weird

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


If big titties are sad and weird then I don't want to be happy and normal.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

im pooping! posted:

lol this owns



Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mega64 posted:

To be fair I'd smash my face into those breasts even without a fake tunnel.

e: With consent of course.

thats a paddlin

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Thirsty Girl posted:

now we can move on to posting the best lines from temple of doom
see you around la

Thirsty Girl posted:

see you around lao che
ooooh :(
hooves like those need a proper blacksmith for shoeing

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Why does this seem to only happen to women

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Maldoror posted:

Why does this seem to only happen to women

They don't make cute heels in a size 12 men's.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

Maldoror posted:

Why does this seem to only happen to women

It's what wearing heels does to you.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Maldoror posted:

Why does this seem to only happen to women
because womens shoes are poo poo and not designed for actual humans to wear them

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

im pooping! posted:

lol this owns


Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Thirsty Girl posted:

see you around lao che

we are going to die

this nirhachi is a real small guy

you will go to pangkot palace

you call him doctor jones doll

this no fortune cookie

drop them they will be found you wont

chilled monkey brains

were not sinking were crashing

this no fortune cookie

Maybe he like older women

He no nuts, he crazy!

Ah poo poo

Not worried, just... interested

I have three aces! Two more game I have all your money haw haw haw!

The biggest trouble with her is the noise

Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory

I am very little, you cheat very big!

You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!

Mola Ram!
Yohahahahahaahahahahah!

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 20:15 on May 7, 2017

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

yowza, get a load of that comments section! Thatsa spicy meatball!



I think "rob robbins" got the better of his foe at the end there

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
you know what they say about women with big feet

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

qkkl posted:

you know what they say about women with big feet

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Arcsquad12 posted:

Maybe he like older women

He no nuts, he crazy!

Ah poo poo

Not worried, just... interested

I have three aces! Two more game I have all your money haw haw haw!

The biggest trouble with her is the noise

Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory

I am very little, you cheat very big!

You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!

Mola Ram!
Yohahahahahaahahahahah!


fuel FUEL

IM a conceited ape ?!

Repo Man
Nov 19, 2005

qkkl posted:

you know what they say about women with big feet

That they quite often have a lovely, feminine penis?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

iirc the term is "vag-scented femstick"

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Zero sympathy on the feet thing. They make comfortable shoes that are cute.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Thirsty Girl posted:

fuel FUEL

IM a conceited ape ?!

I hate the water, and I hate being wet, and I hate *super low voice* YOU!

Good!

Willie. We. Are going. To DIE! :manning:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Arcsquad12 posted:

I hate the water, and I hate being wet, and I hate *super low voice* YOU!

Good!

Willie. We. Are going. To DIE! :manning:

antidote for what?
the poison you just drank doctor jones he he he ha ha ha ha

okay hold on to your potatoes!

WOW!! ... wow

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

No cans in this picture, don't know if I would or not

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Vanpires are cool

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Men going mad over those big ones. Look at how big and huge they are. At least FF tits. Mad and crazy men want tear those terrific treats straight off of her and kick them into the corner and just loving look at them. All bruised up and bloody. Just rampage on them. Agh. Guys everywhere have got to do that thing to her and the mountains of Don Draper redhead sex piles. Sterling Coop-her straight into the garbage barrel and kick that all the way down the stairs. All flights. Tear open her skull and penor sex her brain holes. Sex violence! Horror sex in her randy andy (butthole).

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Zahgaegun posted:

Christina Hendricks:



absolutely would

Repo Man
Nov 19, 2005

That picture reminds me of the girl in the video for Everyday Is Like Sunday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf6Xwb03jTE Which I'll bet she often listened to when she looked like that.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Gasmask posted:

Men going mad over those big ones. Look at how big and huge they are. At least FF tits. Mad and crazy men want tear those terrific treats straight off of her and kick them into the corner and just loving look at them. All bruised up and bloody. Just rampage on them. Agh. Guys everywhere have got to do that thing to her and the mountains of Don Draper redhead sex piles. Sterling Coop-her straight into the garbage barrel and kick that all the way down the stairs. All flights. Tear open her skull and penor sex her brain holes. Sex violence! Horror sex in her randy andy (butthole).

*nods emphatically*

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Zahgaegun posted:

Christina Hendricks:



Would while thinking about the New Yorker's burning hatred for her

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Her skirt looks like a delicious pizza

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





The Management posted:

No cans in this picture

hair isn't red either :cripes:

still, it's nice to know cool people went through the same dumb trends i did

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I don't like huge boobs. Give me Capri Anderson sized boobs every time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

idk who that is but i have to issue you this blue star anyway

suspicion is enough

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Gasmask posted:

Men going mad over those big ones. Look at how big and huge they are. At least FF tits. Mad and crazy men want tear those terrific treats straight off of her and kick them into the corner and just loving look at them. All bruised up and bloody. Just rampage on them. Agh. Guys everywhere have got to do that thing to her and the mountains of Don Draper redhead sex piles. Sterling Coop-her straight into the garbage barrel and kick that all the way down the stairs. All flights. Tear open her skull and penor sex her brain holes. Sex violence! Horror sex in her randy andy (butthole).

Hmm, yeah, also I think I'll use Randy andy (butthole) for my next parachute name

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Can't really get much more 90's than this



I can't hardly wait to take some reality bites out of that American pie. Because she's all that, she can really drive me crazy... hackers.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
So, this thread is an excuse to post hot redheads?

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/ANBtkoh.jpg

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ah excellent let's PYF it up in here

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

So, this thread is an excuse to post hot redheads?

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/ANBtkoh.jpg

Please only post ones on sites with racists arguing about who is more racist in the comments section

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 00:49 on May 8, 2017

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

because womens shoes are poo poo and not designed for actual humans to wear them

Wow you piece of misogynist poo poo how dare you imply women aren't actual humans

naem
May 29, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

Vanpires are cool

I vant to suck your bloodooooooooooobs a hah heh

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Dennis System posted:

I don't like huge boobs. Give me Capri Anderson sized boobs every time.

I just like a nice robust chested woman, how the tits hang is practically ancillary (but fun) because that usually defines the small of the back and butt and how deep the vag is. :shrug:

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