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I'm still disappointed they called off Bronn's marriage to The Nicest Woman in Westeros.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 03:44 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 23:13 |
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That trailer is fine work Edit: The music reminds me of Koyaanisqatsi a little
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:19 |
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Same. I am ready for met-expectations!
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 20:52 |
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Yara probably followed established sea routes like a chump.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 16:49 |
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PostNouveau posted:He never mentions it to anyone for uhhhh some reason I suppose Tracking it all down would be a lot of work. Better to pretend it doesn't exist. And now that one cache blew up the Sept, better to pretend he didn't know. I really hope a dragon sets King's Landing on fire then the whole thing explodes.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 06:31 |
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Vegetable posted:Why don't they fling a bunch of greyskin patients into the white walkers and wait for them to infect each other Do you like wights with plague damage? Because this is how you get wights with plague damage.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 09:06 |
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Also, he's the bad guy. He killed the good guy. The good guy hosed it up. This is why the White Walkers deserve to win.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 12:22 |
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Brann's a full-time psychic. It's not a 9-to-5 affair.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 08:30 |
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The best possible ending would be the White Walkers killing everyone, followed by D&D personally appearing to spend a few minutes to talk about global warming
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 19:05 |
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Bad tactics but this is now big budget b-grade schlock so who cares
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 00:48 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:How the gently caress are they going to fit all of the rest of the leaked info into just 3 episodes? Yes I know the answer is "poorly" but think about it, next episode we need to see Jon plead his case to Cersei and then the very next episode he's ranging beyond the wall with the A-team when the Night King gets his Blue Eyes Wright Dragon. How is this going to work? I want their expedition to immediately find White Walkers because holy poo poo they're just past the treeline or something From the full list, we still have: - Jon realizes he needs proof, resolves to capture a live wight for show and tell - Gendry returns at last, joins the wight hunting party - Sam cures Jorah's greyscale with his maester powers and they go North together - Reunions throughout the season: Jorah + Dany, Sam + Bran, Jamie + Tyrion + Bronn - The wight hunting party grows to includes Jorah, Tormund, Beric, Thoros, and the Hound. They run into trouble beyond the Wall and most are ultimately saved by Dany and her dragons - Viserion (the white dragon) dies and the Night's King raises him as a blue eyes wight dragon - Littlefinger tries to turn Sansa against her family, is sentenced to death and executed by Arya - In King's Landing, Jon, Dany and their allies show a live wight to Cersei to win her aid as well. Cersei agrees to help but secretly plots to allow the White Walkers to kill her enemies first - Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage - Jon and Dany gently caress - The Wall falls If Sam, Jorah and Danny arrive in Dragonstone at roughly the same time and they immediately set out to capture a white walker, it could fit.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 01:57 |
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i81icu812 posted:detailed episode summaries are out Nice! Sydin posted:The only excuse I could think of that would work is that it's ~destiny~ and that, like Bran, the NK has the same powers of past/future sight and knew a dragon was going to fall into his lap. It still comes off as pretty lazy writing, but at least it's a somewhat justified explanation. Between Bran's mark and their hundreds of thousand of wights, they could just climb the wall. It's 300 miles long. With 200,000 wights, at each mile, you could have a group of ~700. With 800,000 wights, at each mile, you could have a group of ~2,500. If the NK has at least 300 White Walkers, which it looks like he does, he could secure the wall and make it his.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 03:45 |
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HannibalBarca posted:I still think that Littlefinger getting offed by Sansa/on Sansa's orders makes sense to conclude his character arc but holy poo poo if this isn't as lame an ending as it gets. Him tooling around and being utterly ineffectual for a season and a half and then getting killed as a result of some low-stakes plotting in the middle of nowhere is pretty pathetic. He should really have blackmail and Dead Man's Switches, too. It'd be much better if Sansa roped some LF-allies into this, too, with shocking poo poo (and proof) that she couldn't possibly know of or have without Yuri on her side. LF dies looking like he could've had a career at the FSB if it weren't the meddling psychic It implies he was staying busy and in the North for a reason other than his creepy stalker poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 04:12 |
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I endorse the following teams:
White Walkers = Global Warming Westeros = Earth Euron and the Iron Islands = Rich people fleeing to New Zealand Everyone else should die.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 20:05 |
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Bronn's the best. He better come out okay.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 05:13 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Rhaegar and Lyanna actually taking the time to register their secret marriage with the citadel is quite possibly the dumbest thing this show has ever done. Why? Dude divorced and remarried. Probably the same priest/bureaucrat doing both.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 16:08 |
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And that's the kind of history you sit on until it's no longer liable to get you killed and your college burnt down
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 16:09 |
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You'd think after that much incest, they'd be spitting out clones
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 18:38 |
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This episode was really nostalgic for me. The video was janky and the writing was dumb as poo poo but I was still entertained because dragons. Really reminded me of watching torrented f-grade action/adventure shows when I was a kid.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 06:51 |
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Teron D Amun posted:maybe I'm giving the fat man and showrunners too much credit here but it might have been planned by the NK all along because he is the worlds best warg/greenseer I think GoT and Twin Peaks have a similar thing going on here. There's factions that can see through time, so their schemes and strategies involve timeline fuckery.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 09:46 |
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esperterra posted:Also re: Jorah and the friendzone, I really do think how handsome he is on the show changes the dynamic. His well meaning love, bordering on obsession takes a different tone when he's this hulking, hairy bear of a man and the age gap is much wider. He's so handsome that I trust him implicitly:
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 01:16 |
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I've been in the, "Attacking King's Landing will blow it up," camp for ages so BELIEVE. It's stupid Jaimie never had the wildfire dealt with, though. What a lazy poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 18:31 |
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Also, I'm very worried about what these leaks mean for Bronn.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 18:37 |
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Abner Assington posted:Why would there ever need to be another Night King? I'm thinking... The Children created White Walkers. The White Walkers revolted. The Children created a Commander. The White Walkers infected the Commander with their revolutionary zeal.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 06:04 |
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hitchensgoespop posted:Yeah i hope your right, and i kinda suspect they are fake. I wouldn't be surprised if he's just embarrassed
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 17:22 |
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Constant posted:I just cant see euron being the final boss of the series Why does it have to build up to anything? I'm just a show-watcher but Game of Thrones mostly seems like a bunch of people fighting, killing and dying as they move from one poo poo situation to the next. Things 'stop' more than 'end' We're accustom to narratives where the introduction of disequilibrium obligates characters to action and the action restores equilibrium. This doesn't seem like it's ever been that.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 19:42 |
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RCarr posted:Relax dude, Jesus Christ. Normal people don't sperg the gently caress out over minor details from 6 years ago. Craftsmanship built GoT's reputation. Now that there's no craftsmanship at all, it's only natural the kind of viewers it has will notice and complain.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 19:55 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Killing Sean Bean and having really good costumes and sets built GoTs reputation. Also a wise cracking small person and a hot naked babe with dragons. I'd consider the handling of plot points part of that craftsmanship. If D&D wrote Ned's death themselves, it would've been hacky and no one would have cared.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 20:00 |
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My memory sucks Did Arya's monologues start after her 'let's play the lying game' poo poo?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 22:15 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 23:13 |
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Why didn't they have archers with obsidian arrowheads? This show sucks
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 09:20 |