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Groovelord Neato posted:bran sucks rear end. He wishes. Dudes gonna become a dragon and then the Night King and live out the rest of his days an immortal virgin.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 01:09 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:46 |
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Didn't they make a movie about the south winning that was really boring and bad?
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 18:30 |
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I'm looking forward to Confederacy because of the sheer amount of tweed that is probably going to be worn by the north.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 01:09 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:There are people who started reading this series when they were just entering middle age who are dead of old age now. In one of the Bad Threads we went through and talked about all that has changed in our lives between Tyrion chapters. That was years and years ago though. Might be fun to talk about whats changed since the last book came out since its almost been another decade.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 21:38 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Shelby Foote is a great military historian but is seriously lackluster when it comes to all the political events, which ultimately are infinitely more important to understanding the Civil War. He's also a borderline Lost Causer. I thought I saw or read somewhere that Foote thinks the north basically beat the south with one arm tied behind it's back. That had the north not been dealing with other poo poo at the same time it would have been a much shorter war. edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Iw-j217yk
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 04:32 |
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esperterra posted:Let's address that Lysa is a Tully and thus not from a magic family. The magic is in their poor decision making. It's so strong they sexually transmit it to others (Jon Arryn, Ned, Littlefinger, etc).
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 07:20 |
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I'd be shocked if they didn't manage to handle the entire premise with the care and compassion they have shown in their work on GoT. It's going to be an amazing show full of poignant parallels to our own current society and is going to affect social change on the same scale as GoT did for incest porn.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 22:21 |
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Become the ruler of the Thousand Islands. Toss your enemies aside. Dress down your naysayers and relish in their first course of action.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 07:50 |
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JBP posted:Cut to a game of marbles but a bully suddenly steals the marbles and then cuts his dick off. I like it because it's subtle.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 17:06 |
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Who would be next in the line of succession if not Cersei? Both Robert's brothers are dead with no kids and all his own kids are dead. I think the queen starts a new line at that point right?
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 12:41 |
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I don't know. If a crazy woman with her own army just blew up a huge chunk of town and then said, "I'm queen" I don't think anyone would say otherwise. Seems pretty realistic to me. Also I'm pretty sure there is no more small council.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 12:49 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:melisandre knows there's nothing on the other side, beric told her. also he still is a follower. as is thoros. Johnny Snow told her too. She's got all the evidence in the world telling her there's no afterlife. Keeping the faith! Princess that's promised!
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 14:21 |
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Think they're gonna kill Gray Worm this season or next? I think it'll be this season and that's why they jammed the love scene in here. I think it's just a minor enough death of a semi-regular character that could have gotten missed in what appears to be completely accurate leaked spoilers. Plus, they need to kill someone we care about each season and Thoros ain't gonna do it.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 21:55 |
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Nobnob posted:This Targaryan Reconquista will probably enter the books of history as the most unsatisfying war ever fought. think Varys lost his Westeros spy ring to Qyburn.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 13:55 |
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WampaLord posted:This one is basically proven false, right? Jorah says he's going to join Dany, not go North, and it doesn't seem like Sam is going anywhere. There's episode by episode spoilers if you click my latest probation that seem even more accurate. I'd post them, but I'm on my phone.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 14:15 |
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So how did he get the "Snow." Did Ned just say, "Yeah, he was born in the north" even though most of the war was in the Crownlands so logically he'd be a Waters?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 18:40 |
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So since Mel said she is going to die Westeros, think she's gonna be the one that Jon quenches Lightbringer in?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 20:28 |
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Mel showed Jon her boobs that one time. That's probably good enough.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 20:40 |
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Away all Goats posted:Oh he watched the show alright
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 01:16 |
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They'll pay the bank with food and stuff. The Reach has food and stuff.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 01:32 |
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She's not very good at any of those titles either. I guess "Mother of Dragons" still stands, but even that seems a bit of a stretch. She's used them like, what, twice for anything worthwhile? Killing one dude to get her dickless army and then to torch some boats.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 02:45 |
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Item Getter posted:Isn't that another artifact of the book plot involving the fake Arya that doesn't make sense when you find and replace her with the real Sansa? Yes.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 17:02 |
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Gurm is that clever though, and if those are the notes he gave D&D then this is just like the rest of the writing they do to "check of boxes."
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 02:20 |
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He beat the first Mountain by riding a horny horse.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 14:54 |
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He the annoying salesman in The Office (UK).
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 04:17 |
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I just want Sandor, Brienne, and Arya to travel the country side as a happy elite warrior family fighting bandits for chickens. And Pod is there constantly losing to all of them.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 20:33 |
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Yureina posted:They will probably make sure to put Jaime in the "next episode preview" just to make sure people know he isn't dead. If they were gonna kill him then they wouldn't have knocked him into water instead of being blazed by fire. Thats just bad storytelli.......yeah, maybe he's dead.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 05:10 |
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Let's all remember one of the best loving scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRY4Mpmfk1o
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 05:21 |
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Bravos, day, the Iron Bank *The Night King enters the Iron Bank with Jon, both look bewildered Jon: Let me do the talking. They'll never give us the gold to save the Youth Center if you do the talking. Night King: [stares] *Tycho enters Tycho: Welcome to the Iron Bank. Jon: Thank you for meeting us, we're looking... T: I know what you're looking for Jon Snow. You're planning on paying off the debt of the Youth Center's previous owners. We know all about your intentions. NK: [stares] Jon: Yes, we think that with the right... T: Well you didn't think of one thing....Old Man Hasserfast has already bought out and shut down your Youth Center and is going to turn it into a private resort! J: You can't do that! We have just as much right to this land as they do! *Old Man Hasserfast enters with his son Todd Todd: Face it Snow! You're done here! Done! Jon: This isn;t fair at all! NK: [stares]
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 05:44 |
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etalian posted:the tits budget is obviously lower than previous seasons as well. You'd think they would just jam it full of cheap, bargain bin tits to keep the audience enthralled, but noooooo.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 13:37 |
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HannibalBarca posted:Swimming up a river with one hand while wearing plate armor would be by far the most impressive thing anyone has done on this show Bronn will save him.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 18:09 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:We really didn't dwell on how loving stupid it is for Randyll to switch sides, Jaime's arguments were wholly unconvincing. "The Tarly name means something! I won't switch sides!" switches sides and immediately gets wrecked. Winds up in front of Dany next episode. "The Tarley name means something! I won't switch sides!" gets burned to death
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 19:57 |
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Sandor gets the sword! SANDOR GETS THE SWORD!
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 20:12 |
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Tenzarin posted:Think the three eye raven can masterbate in his flashback visions without being seen? Yes, but everyone can still "feel" him. Icky stuff.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 01:58 |
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Adun posted:I'm sure we'll find out in 2027. Are you a time traveler from 2012?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 14:16 |
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xtothez posted:This confuses me, as the previous episode had Randyll Tarly telling Jamie that "all the gold is safely through the gates at Kings Landing". How did they lose that? They bought dragon puts on margin. Just super bad timing.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 15:38 |
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HannibalBarca posted:In the Books, though, it's made more explicit that she's just becoming an even worse version of Robert (fat, drunk, incompetent) which, while kind of tedious, at least makes more sense as a character arc than...whatever Show Cersei has got going on. Oh, Show Cersei has got it going on alright!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 19:14 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Y'know Rhaegar's even more tragic when you realize if he hadn't kidnapped Lyanna the world would have basically ended. Nah, Bobby B would have been able to stop the Others. War was what he was good at. He'd be back in his element being a hero on the battlefield with Ned at his side again.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 00:02 |
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hitchensgoespop posted:Really good episode. We only got 1/2 of the thread title. Bad episode.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 00:23 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:46 |
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Lame Devil posted:Best episode of the season, but why did Dany burn all the gold and food? You have to cook food.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 03:12 |