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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

it's tough to pick the best tits in show but Fake Sansa wins again

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Galvanik posted:

There was fake Sansa in the show?

Pro-Click

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8nl61YTTDs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Omnomnomnivore posted:

The first like 2.5 seasons of BSG are good, then they ran out of ideas. It basically ended up being 4 seasons of the "that planet was earth, don't date robots" clip from Futurama.

If you want to be really mad about BSG, watch "The Plan", which shows the whole show from the Cylon's perspective, and confirms that they in fact had no plan.

the plan had zoom in on the cock

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jon Snow will give up getting laid again.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

probably the best game of thrones bar trivia I ever played was when it had a match the tits round.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

drunken officeparty posted:

Maybe 1/4 to a half of the actors suck just as much as the writers.

Can't complain about like the set designers and cgi guys though they gucci

Also whoever is the tits scout for the show is doing a top notch job

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Harton posted:

Yeah whoever is in charge of the tits is doing an A+ job.

I'm sure the same talent team worked on Westworld.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tenzarin posted:

How was Robb Stark considered a great military general but they never showed him fighting any battles?

They spent all the budget on Ros tits

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A episode without any tits. Let's applaud HBO for showing such restraint.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TheRat posted:

The rumours at the time was that Emilia Clarke refused to do more nude scenes, but then a buttload of new nude scenes came along and if I remember correctly she even did nude scenes in life theatre performances?

Yes and she was none too happy about GoT nerds rushing to the stage to take pictures of her nude.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TheRat posted:

Well it does sort of make sense for the experienced military commanders (Jaime, Euron) to outmaneuver the children playing war.

Also Dany basically has a history of of making incompetent leadership decisions which always get overturned by Deus Ex Machina cheese moments.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lezard_valeth posted:

Again, this is the second week in a row that Euron's actor fails to hold up to his claim that everyone will hate Euron more than Ramsay.

I. loving. LOVE. EURON

He is the only one aware of how cheesy this show has become and hams it up to eleven in every scene he is in and spends his offscreen time teleporting around and loving up 6 years of "she is coming guys, she is definitely coming now" build up for the tears and rage of nerds everywhere while killing off the overflowing cast of characters no one gives a crap about.

TEAM EURON.

he knocked the Sand Snake titties out of this season the monster.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ola posted:

They didn't rewrite it to even things out, it's not a computer game that needs balance, it's television drama. They write twists and turns to create television drama.

I was convinced Olenna was getting the same poison as Joffrey, but that she knew it and had some backup foil. Actually getting a nice quiet poison and then being allowed a parting shot like that seems like a missed opportunity for television drama.

But it's sort of lazy to re-use the same Dany makes a dumb decision and gets saved by a string of magical Deus Ex Machina style events.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I lolled how Dany had all the smug titles, even though she basically lost of most of army and allies in the first episodes.

Creator of Often Failed Strategies

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

mastershakeman posted:

wait:, what battle was that?

and yeah the dothraki are super mongols who have no leaders or tactics

Mongols were actually smart enough to wear armor.....

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

i was hoping they'd intercept the gold but lol i remembered they cut down both seasons tremendously can't have any political intrigue and poo poo.

the tits budget is obviously lower than previous seasons as well.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sam was rewarded for basically acting like a untrained quack doctor.

also

Waltzing Along posted:

But most importantly, copy and paste these next six lines into every single one of your posts:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/QzVUQ8W.jpg :nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/RYnzZkh.jpg:nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/SpgNXPj.jpg :nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/EfdTT3l.gifv:nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/8XR1O1E.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/gjXfns9.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/mPPZmSq.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/A24uDMN.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/mkYam8T.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/DfOixYx.jpg :nws:

that's a lot of titties

Or just quote the thread and copy it. Make sure you get the :nws: in there. We dont' want people getting probated for making this a great thread.

etalian fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Aug 5, 2017

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kromlech posted:

Tyrion should be paired up with a talking Drogon

Also maybe a Tyrion/Davos comedy show in which they roast the incompetence of their respective leaders.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Adun posted:

I'll make you Warden of the South was pretty convincing

Also seeing how incompetent Dany was running her campaign probably made it a more obvious survival choice.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rated PG-34 posted:

Why doesn't Cersei just switch the realm to buttcoin. Debt problem solved.

she should just switch to fiat currency

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

HannibalBarca posted:

how does the army not instantly shatter as soon as a loving dragon appears

It should be like the Rome Total War chain route effect.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lezard_valeth posted:

They should bang right here and now.

Make it a Jon Snow move. He brings bitches to caves, bitches get all over him.

he's probably that his sex cave trick didn't have a winning streak

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Despera posted:

shamfrul dispray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay9ZxsulN2c

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

she coulda burned one castle to the ground and probably won the war right there. who the gently caress isn't defecting from the lannisters immediately after that.

she's basically a bad dem but but the optics!!!

When we go high they go low!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Let's just pause and credit Daenerys for the strategic brilliance necessary to dodge Euron's teleporting fleet long enough to land a Dothraki horde on the south side of the Blackwater. Then she managed to drive said horde into position on the south flank of an army marching north in column without giving away their position. I guess Drogon walked to avoid being seen and the horses were very, very quiet.

Y'all bitching about tactics when that's some D-day level poo poo.

Also the brilliance of how Jaime and Bronn didn't have any sort of pickets or outriders screening the column.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Harton posted:

I for one will be sad when we lose my new favorite character next week.

Ser Big Dickon Tarley of the Reach Around

He died as he lived, flaming on a pole.

I think he got burned worse by Bronn.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lezard_valeth posted:

Ned knew Robert very well. He would have killed both Cersei and Jaime and their children which would have in turn pissed Tywin and started a war anyways.

All this started cause Ned wanted to be a bro to his best buddy Bobby B and call out his cheating wife on the incest babies.

I lolled how Ned was portrayed as a simpleton in that Fake Sansa titty play.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TeaJay posted:

It would actually be a pretty nice moment for Sansa if she would echo Ned (and Jon) with the whole "The (wo)man who passes the sentence should swing the sword".

Also Arya is really dumb if she actually falls for this plot. Or can't even trail Littlefinger without being seen. Granted, Baelish is a master of subterfuge, but... Arya's training and all? Surely she has more points in Sneak than LF has in Perception

I lol how they even keep around a guy who has a history of backstabbing his supposed "allies"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

When Ramsey died his plot armor latched on to Euron Greyjoy.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Soul Glo posted:

Maybe Dany doesn't wanna bang Jorah bc he sold slaves, betrayed her a couple times and/or is super weirdly clingy on top of being an old dude with the pox

Jorah is not v fuckable imo, esp when you compare him to her first husband who she loved v much, that barbarian rapist who wanted his child to gently caress the world

He's cursed to stay in friendzone land

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

mastershakeman posted:

dany is a horrible ruler whose sole worth derives from her royal bloodline that shouldve been extinguished + some wedding gifts she was handed and did nothing to deserve

she's caused immense pain and death to continents solely for her own ego

She's basically the smug "It's my destiny" Hillary equivalent in Game of Thrones.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TK-42-1 posted:

christ this show used to be so loving good.

rear end in a top hat smug Jaime owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FbdNu2dvuw

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Accretionist posted:

He's so handsome that I trust him implicitly:


Also the voice

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Constant posted:

actually Bran will probably ruin it when he tells Jon he watched him fook his aunt on Treehub

Bran probably uses most of his powers to spy on people undressing.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

just think of all the tragic loss of tits in this show
Margaery
Ros
That Sand Snakes Chick who tortured Bronn
Shae

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The Kapernick of White Walkers too?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

precision posted:

"This is more fake than my girlfriend"

new thread title please

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Constant posted:

the only good thing about Dorne was Oberyn, im sure book readers are sad about Dorne but no one else gives a poo poo

Like the night watch's side adventure or the adventures of dumb fantasy Hillary messiah it's something that was never good or interesting as the main plot.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Doran's revenge scheme consists of hoping really hard that something happens.

Dorne is poo poo in the books and it's pretty impressive that the show version is worse.

Even sand snake titties couldn't save that horrible plot detour.

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