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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Need some help with my NEW HOUSE! DIY Discusso
 
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 idk sounds like u love it but im gonna say LIST IT

* # ¿ May 8, 2017 21:28
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:10
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

No can do, my Sandy Liege. I've got a plum piece of real estate here and we're gonna get crafty together.

I think I've shown the wolves who's the "alpha" around here and if I put up a for-sale sign, they would sense my weakness. I will not lose face in front of them.


So this turned out to be a heck of a good idea. I thought, "Teef, you need to relax if you're going to get through a project like this, so why not put in a little garden?" Let me tell you buster, I can taste that fresh basil and garlic already. I'm going to be making pesto out the wazoo and all of you are invited!

I turned up a lot of fieldstone, which is good, because stacked stone is tres chic. I also found a lot more horse bones than I was expecting. Not a lot of skulls though. I think I read once that wild animals eat antlers for the calcium...Does anyone know if the town used to have a tannery up here?

those are prob just coyotes, they won't give u any trouble unless they have a den inside ur place that u impede upon...have u chked yet to see if there might be a den??

u didnt specify where ur home is but if ur near the coast in a populated locale the tannery odds are likely.

u kno what they say, "u don't own the house - the house owns u!"
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little munchkin posted:

i think a good thing to do would be to make the house taller

a belfry would be an ambitious undertaking...

* # ¿ May 9, 2017 04:55
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 dude i didnt want to say anything

but i think u bought a haunted haus

* # ¿ May 10, 2017 04:26
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 hey i never said it was a bad thing!

id take harmless possibly sexy ghosts over red squirrels anyday, and America's #1 home improvement icon Bob Villa would agree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-n7N1RXJbM

* # ¿ May 10, 2017 12:52
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 FYI full moon tonite :q:

* # ¿ May 10, 2017 13:36
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 the quaint New England village u moved to isn't named Tristram by any chance is it??

* # ¿ May 10, 2017 14:55
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 so when's the slumber party goin down? lmk i can bring an Ouija and some candles, maybe make some dumplings or pot stickers too

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:10
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Keebler Cookout posted:

inb4 my house is haunted thread :ghost:

op said its not a hunted hoooses tho m8

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