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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Birds Thread: Post Your Favorites
 
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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

Secretary birds are pretty cool, although they look a bit silly up close.


Actually, Secretary Bird looks silly from a distance too. It resembles a falcon on stilts.


So what is so cool about this bird?


Well, it kills snakes and lizards by kung fu kicking the poo poo out of them.


Look at this motherfucker go!


Easily the best bird, if I was a bird I'd be one. Also I think if you gave birds hairstyles the Secretary bird is a natural winner. It's very easy to imagine it with an Elvis quiff or mullet.

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