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Sebastien Lenorman
Apr 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Now i know the nazis get a bad rap around here with the wall and the /pol/ posts and that series of historical industrial accidents involving commercial pesticides, but have you considered how much they loved cats?


Thanks to known nazi-documenting website "Tumblr.com" we now can see the kind heart under those grey uniforms:

http://naziswithcats.tumblr.com/







Thanks for your kind consideration and feel free to share your experiences with cats, your experiences with national socialists and any combination thereof.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the furred reich will reign for a thousand years

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Cats are good, but nazis should still be killed on sight.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I really like cats but Nazis suck poo poo this is a tough call. I mean I assume the Nazis in the OP are all dead, but so are the cats 😢

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

gary oldmans diary posted:

the furred reich will reign for a thousand years

heil kittler, mein furrier

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did

Sebastien Lenorman
Apr 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Post/av combo of the year. I'm convinced that disney movie is responsible for "furries" as a group.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
cats suck. nazis suck.

voted 2.

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

whats wrong with nazis

that lil lion cubs fuckin cute

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Sebastien Lenorman posted:

Post/av combo of the year. I'm convinced that disney movie is responsible for "furries" as a group.

I don't think you should be particularly surprised when a furry posts furry poo poo

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
just imagine saving private but they are just walking through the french countryside wasting cats. like the cats stand no chance. literally throwing mortars at cats. the guy from the green mile is making pink mist of cats. vin diesel doesnt die because all he had to do was blast cats.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Faffel posted:

whats wrong with nazis

that lil lion cubs fuckin cute

interesting point. raising vote to 3.

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

maybe if the jews didn't wanna be stuffed into genocide chambers, they should have been cute and also good at hunting vermin. as opposed to being the vermin.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Faffel posted:

maybe if the jews didn't wanna be stuffed into genocide chambers, they should have been cute and also good at hunting vermin. as opposed to being the vermin.

ah.

back down to 2.

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Can you imagine trying to round up a boisterous kitten and then trying to stuff it into a gas chamber? Good luck.

Sebastien Lenorman
Apr 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Peetown Manning posted:

just imagine saving private but they are just walking through the french countryside wasting cats. like the cats stand no chance. literally throwing mortars at cats. the guy from the green mile is making pink mist of cats. vin diesel doesnt die because all he had to do was blast cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEVL9irXj0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXRX47L_3yE&t=7s

Sebastien Lenorman fucked around with this message at 19:05 on May 9, 2017

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Would pet all these cats.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
A cat sat on my lap at a barbecue last weekend and dug its front claws hard into my legs the whole time which the owner said was a sign of affection.

Cats are dumb

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

A cat sat on my lap at a barbecue last weekend and dug its front claws hard into my legs the whole time which the owner said was a sign of affection.

Cats are dumb
Not as dumb as the people who own them.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

A cat sat on my lap at a barbecue last weekend and dug its front claws hard into my legs the whole time which the owner said was a sign of affection.

Cats are dumb

He was scratching numbers into your skin for future processing.

Have fun in the camps.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Oh god, grandpa... you said you were in South America during the war :cry:

Hedrigall fucked around with this message at 22:11 on May 9, 2017

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Some good av/post combos in this thread.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

I watched Schindler's List the other night but don't remember seeing a single cat. If they wanted Oskar Schindler to be a more sympathetic character, he should have come home to a cat each night instead of committing adultery with a series of nameless whores.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Chill Nazi Frog posted:

I watched Schindler's List the other night but don't remember seeing a single cat. If they wanted Oskar Schindler to be a more sympathetic character, he should have come home to a cat each night instead of committing adultery with a series of nameless whores.

What the gently caress is wrong with you? You want to watch him gently caress a cat?

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world
Nazis liking cats does not make nazis good, it makes cats bad!

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Not All Cats (c) 2017

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Svdl posted:

it makes cats collaborators!

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

lorn Wayne posted:

cats suck. nazis suck.

voted 2.

Cats are great.* :3:
But Nazis suck.
Nazi furries are even worse than just Nazis.

Voted a highly indecisive three.

* Not. You. Hedrigall.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

how old is this image at this point

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Three-Phase posted:

* Not. You. Hedrigall.

I'm not great but I'm pretty good :unsmith:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Faffel posted:

maybe if the jews didn't wanna be stuffed into genocide chambers, they should have been cute and also good at hunting vermin. as opposed to being the vermin.

Haha :drat:

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

Not as dumb as the people who own them.

i dont own cats, my cats own me!!!! :twisted:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Faffel posted:

maybe if the jews didn't wanna be stuffed into genocide chambers, they should have been cute and also good at hunting vermin. as opposed to being the vermin.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

suck my loving half-jew dick you oval office

That Robot fucked around with this message at 17:53 on May 12, 2017

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

Not as dumb as the people who own them.

I thought you were cool, FAU, but this is where I draw the line!!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

At least it's an ethos

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

The average wehrmacht/luftwaffe/kreigsmarine soldiers weren't necessarily Nazis op

The ss is a different story obvs

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

That Robot posted:

suck my loving half-jew dick you oval office

How many revisions did that post go through?

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The majority of people born into allied countries would've done the same as the Germans if they'd been born there instead :shrug:

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