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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > BEST WRESTLING TALKERS TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!
 
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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Can we make this the Smackdown gameday for tonight?

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I saw Eddie Kingston's name brought up so like can we do vetos here?

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
A lot. The most I think.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I totally e-mailed the op lmao

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Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
DiBiase was like "BWAHAHAHA" while CM Punk was like "boohoohoohoohoo".

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

C. Everett Koop posted:

Results from the first round:

#1 Paul Heyman (#1 Overall seed) d. #8 New Jack 33-7. New Jack's underrated since most people have only heard his shoots but Jack could cut a quiet, intense promo when he wanted to. Cornette said that Jack might have been the only person in Smokey Mountain who could have out-talked him, which is high praise. Also the shout-out to OJ Simpson is magnificent.

Paul's on another level, though.

#5 Arn Anderson d. #4 Terry Funk 20-19. Legit back and forth with Arn winning on the final vote. I didn't have a tie-breaker in mind so I started to get a little worried once they got real close in votes.

#3 Bobby Heenan d. #6 Gene Okerlund 37-3. Near sweep.

#2 Mick Foley d. #7 Jesse Ventura 27-13.


#1 Ric Flair d. #8 Paul Bearer 40-0. Poor Paul, he never stood a chance.

#4 Nick Bockwinkel d. #5 Larry Sweeney 23-14. I doubt anyone here's ever heard a Bockwinkel promo :colbert:. Anyway, he's in trouble next round.

#3 Jake Roberts d. #6 William Regal 37-3.

#2 Chris Jericho d. #7 John Cena 29-11. I'm looking forward to seeing how the forum goes on Jake vs. Jericho. It'll say something; what I don't know but it'll say something.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cavauro posted:

i had a dream last night that terry funk got screwed over

There's nothing dragging down me now/
Cause a girl gonna push it all out the waaaaay-yay-yaay

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Every one of you is dumb as hell!

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Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisBTY posted:

Voted against Austin because the progenitor of the greatest blight to ever infect wrestling promos can advance no further.

What?

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