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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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No mass murders until you can rent a u-haul is some powerful lanyard brain thinking

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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THS posted:

need to be sealed in septic tanks

But you already post in Cspam, what would be the point?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Matt pissman

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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I remember when I thought the UN was good and not bad, man I miss kindergarten

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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if you're not willing to hunt, eat the meat of, and make coats out of, say, 101 puppies you don't care about the environment. i donate one puppy worth of meat to the local homeless shelter, so criticizing me is directly harming the unhoused.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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I'm a prison abolitionist except for rich people

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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copeium

anyway I saw the hot take mention brave new world in the first sentence and stopped reading on the assumption that it's going to be a high school level take

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Asking people to change threads is a holodomar of posting

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Gay sex is the most triggering of all straight pride activities. I would be very mad and jelly if straight men having gay sex, but only with each other. Since it's not gay if the guy you're loving isn't gay.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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little munchkin posted:

In summary:

1. Phallus-Against-Phallus Sex, in the past commonly called "frottage," and today most often termed "Frot," is an inherently equal, natural, and masculine form of mutually and directy genital sexual expression.

2. Anal penetration, which at present is extolled by the mainstream gay male community, is by contrast inherently unequal, unnatural, and effeminizing, and is a vector for a host of physical ills, including some which are among the most terrifying known to humankind.

3. Most straight-identified men have same-sex erotic needs and desires which our contemporary heterosexualized culture cruelly, un-necessarily, and unreasonably demands they deny.

4. Frot offers all Men a Masculine, healthy, intimate, and sensually fulfilling expression of love, affection, and comradeship.

5. The Man2Man Alliance therefore calls upon all Men who Love Men to reject anal penetration, effeminacy, and promiscuity, and to embrace phallus-to-phallus intimacy, masculinity, and fidelity.

anarchists frot, tankies do anal penetration, socdems masturbate while cryting

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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As a trans woman I have a massive amount of power. I have trained my gender, honed it... Weaponized it. I can identify as a man, just for a second, like a brief flash of light faster than the eye can see. I can turn a lesbian straight (although I would never) or any straight man gay. I can have ten simultaneous genders, each spinning at 69,420 RPM and razor sharp, laced with 99% purity gender fluid. Fear me, for my gender reveal would snuff out the sun and all the stars in the sky.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

terrence howard also has a micropenis, if they need more context

this isn't a rumor or anything, he did a full-frontal nude scene once

Is his dick bigger or smaller than the amount of grey matter you've dedicated to remembering penis sizes instead of anything else

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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this hurt my brain, which has taken far too much abuse to be this delicate

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Nyy bs lbh ner shpxvat areqf

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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indigi posted:

never trust

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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"Do I eat pudding like an AGP" tears through r/trans for 33 thousand posts and directly causes over a thousand people to be cancelled

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/MAdryaelTong/status/1267205012968607744?s=20

decolonization is good, but please don't attempt it in real life. It can only be applied to academic syllabi

wow this is a profoundly lovely checklist even from a decolonialist perspective. Why are you breaking things down based on broad racial categories created to reinforce white supremacy? Why only one of each, these identities are not monolithic and in fact are often contrasted in interesting ways. (how does american blackness intersect with blackness in other colonialized countries with different indigenous populations?) Where's the QTPOC voices here? when i studied this in school there were multiple classes on this topic alone. pathetic scholarship

i'd go after the big brain I/P take but i'd need to write a loving dissertation on what's going on there

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

dont trust anyone who has performed philosophical suicide

i'm a philosophical zombie, is that what happens when you do that

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Corporations will start requiring workers to be legally adopted by the firm and call anyone above them in the corporate ladder as "mamma"

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Socrates sucked poo poo just like all philosophers before me

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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This is the good and correct post. Yes to nipple bondage, no to cops

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Third Way State Solution

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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gradenko_2000 posted:

I would never deign to post a cold take in this thread, even if it takes some digging



As the Gayest Person on the Internet, lol @ the pink washing square. You loving clap for pink washing every pride, you loving well off gay sellouts.

(Being a lib makes you a cisgender hetrosexual in my eyes, our first *thing* was throwing bricks at cops.)

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Platystemon posted:

Gals, is it gay to enjoy sex?

I've never met a sexually satisfied and emotionally fulfilled hetrosexual woman, so...

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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One More Fat Nerd posted:

I cant tell if this is a reference to that famous twitter self-own or just a genuine self-own.

I'm not a hetrosexual man, gross. Frankly I am hurt by the association. Ladies, I'm a lesbian and my favorite sexual activity is cuddling, u-haul rental, and talking about feelings.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Maybe if you worked harder when u were 15 your dad wouldn't have died

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Work from home more like home is work heyoooooooooo

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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*Checking out your brain pan* my calipers are showing that you have a wokenees lobe that's bigger than any Asiatic breeding.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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fedorinos (the fundamental particle of nerdom) are known to cause symptoms like this. if he starts growing a neck beard it will be irreversible

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Getting ten trillion dollars in VC funding for "what if Netflix but for pedophiles"

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Wikipedia, noted place with Normal People With Objective Opinions and Not Horrible positions

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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The ~100 or so unironic stalinists in america over the age of 16 are clearly doomed with this group going at them.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Platystemon posted:

Folx, is it colonialist to talk about “fire season”?

Fire is neanderthal culture and nobody without lived hominid experience is ever allowed to use it, because racial groups, cultures, and people are distinct, simple to define, unpolitical in determination, morally and historically unimpeachable and must be kept separate from one another's creations. DO BETTER

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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Maoists are level Four leftists, ruling over their kohai (anprims) and ruled by ones more wise and woke (Tumblr Tweens Who Are No Longer Tweens). Level 100 is posadists, obv.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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I'll inform our agents in Disney to make the characters louder, flamboyanter, and have access to a time machine. We're gonna retroactively make Belle a lesbian and the beast a trans woman in all the new releases

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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I tried to go to the movies but literally everything out right now looks like poo poo

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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*laughs in gender studies degree*

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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please knock Mom! posted:

I'd rather have my data sold to the CCP than to some marketing fuckface

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Braver than the troops

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Oneiros posted:

funny how the the liberals and socialists always sided with the fascists when push came shove

Maybe it the alternative wasn't you they'd choose otherwise. :smug:

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