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Assange was a narcissistic dick weed with a messiah complex before he spent the past five years confined to a tiny room with nothing to do but obsess over his enemies. I can't imagine his brain is still all there.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 16:09 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 01:21 |
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12th generation xerox of andy warhol got real into opiates
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 21:25 |
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your tiny hands are the only ones that can fit in there and clean out the garbage disposal
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 12:27 |
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Hot takes: you can be a good European & still favor feet
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 18:54 |
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My Hot Take is that the utter batshit stuff like you see in a lot of the FA movement is a result of Feminism/Antiracism/Social Justice in popular culture having the anticapitalist and class struggle analysis plucked out of it to make it it palatable to corporations, leaving it hollow and farcical and giving us stuff like #WeAreTheLeft and people saying that it was racist to not paypal money to forclosure lawyers. This rubric went out to all other kind of Online Social Justice Communities and made the whole thing a parody. Like Healthy At Every Size basically suggested that dieting and targeted weight loss are stupid ideas and it makes far more sense to make healthy lifestyle adjustments and whatever metrics resulted from that weren't the point, and then now we're dealing with people who are claiming that talking about being healthy is oppressive. anyway I'll have a crunchwrap supreme thanks E: I SAID CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME VVVVVVVVVVV Bushiz has issued a correction as of 00:14 on Aug 25, 2018 |
# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 23:57 |
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Byolante posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s90NUW4RSJU tariq rules because every right wing grifter, for some reason, thinks he's a slw despite the fact that he's a totally batshit grifter too, with way better grifting skills than everyone on the right. Like someone will get mad at tariq and post some poo poo and tariq will put out a diss track that cannot legally be within 500 feet of a child, and then post videos of him with a gun talking about how he's coming for the gamers. He Rules
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 02:58 |
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Middle managers have some capability to interfere with the operation of your business. If they just have 500 words weekly there's a lot less they can gently caress up. Also I feel like ever since Bush ii became president everyone was less embarrassed by giving their worthless progeny a high profile job so we see more of it.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 19:45 |
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Imagine you wrote a career defining book that immediately got proven completely wrong forever but you still needed to pretend it was real on order to save face.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 18:48 |
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Abe is bankrolled by Toshio Motoya who is Japanese Trump down to the brainworms and shady hotel deals and it loving rules that he's making Abe play nice in the hopes that Trump will give him a nuke.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 18:51 |
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Motoya puts copies of his books of totally unhinged conspiracy theory ranting in every one of his hotel rooms like a Gideon Bible in English and Japanese and if you find yourself in an APA hotel you can peruse the Japanese angle on the "Barack Obama worked as a gay prostitute" take. He is really just very mad that Japan doesn't have nuclear weapons.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 01:25 |
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Japan came out of WWII like America came out of the Civil War, which is to say nothing changed in terms of the levers of power but they had to play pretend. Like three quarters of the Japanese legislature is the descendant of Imperial beaurocrats.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 01:28 |
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Shear Modulus posted:lol Germany, but only because the soviets made us and after we already evacuated the ones we really liked.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 01:59 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:yeah the US military would not be happy if Nike went in on Tillman. If Pat Tillman were alive he would probably be living in the woods writing letters about how the dsa are reformists.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 16:41 |
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I want to file a phil greavance
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 19:44 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he sucks and i wanna see him battle molly klein they unmute each other occasionally and it always rules
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 19:52 |
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The biggest obstacle to victory for a stupid hypothetical bernie vs trump 2016 would have been the PUMAs and the rest of Hillary's ilk
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 19:48 |
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jonny sun would be way more tolerable if he was just posting treacly bullshit constantly and not also ruthlessly trying to monetize and brand every aspect of it while pretending he's not.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 16:02 |
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the reason you think nurses/orderlies/paramedics/whatever don't complain about their jobs is because you've never hung out with more than one at once.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 00:20 |
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I regularly work 14-16 hour shifts where I'll climb a thousand feet of vertical ladders in a day, all covered with rigging poo poo, while carrying upwards of 50 pounds the entire time and yeah I'm less exhausted at the end of the day than I was after a dinner shift at a popular chain restaurant. I also make literally triple what I made and get extremely generous overtime on top of that
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 14:24 |
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Nevvy Z posted:https://twitter.com/LiviaLove/status/1063520946101805056 If anyone wants to know why the Red Scare girls are as unhinged and cryptofascist as they are it's because trying to climb the art/fashion/acting scene involves dealing with hundreds of people exactly like both of these.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 07:20 |
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Everyone who worked on ut2k4 should not have to use money. They should have a card that they show that says they worked on ut2k4 and then they get whatever they want.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 15:20 |
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Hasids are the proving ground of all behavior that's then exported to evangelicals: Calling security on anyone they don't personally know, demanding to speak to the manager, flying into a wild rage and assaulting people over percieved slights, etc.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 17:30 |
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Gawker wasn't good but of things that could loosely be considered news organizations in the mass market, it was the best.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 01:12 |
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the post-left is just a palette swap on blackpilled incels
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 04:22 |
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The worst part about d&d is trying to find a group to play with that isn't wildly full of reactionaries and sex pests
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 14:56 |
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I mean I am jealous of the Youngs getting to be socially acceptable about rolling too many dice but in a wistful sense. I can't imagine being actually mad.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 17:41 |
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Shut the gently caress up hamprince
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2018 20:00 |
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fuckin' lmao at not even signing it, just initialing it and writing "stolen election" off to the side what a fuckin' pissbaby holy poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2018 03:57 |
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R. Guyovich posted:"your poison brain is making heaven too loving crowded" Excellent
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 06:29 |
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Mari Kondo is the natural next step of the Mom App model of 2014+ silicon valley where you abdicate all but the most rudimentary responsibility for your life and demand others take care of it for you.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 04:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 04:11 |
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MaxxBot posted:He got in a fight in 2006 and that's why he's blind, he refuses to discuss the details of what happened so he probably did something dumb or bad. He looks like a villain in a sci fi movie from Netflix shovelware division that's trying to be an unlicensed ripoff of Dune.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 20:01 |
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I'm the phrase "strangers buy you drinks online" being treated as a self evident good.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2019 17:02 |
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iajanus posted:Every kitchen is identical to those in Overcooked Alton Brown took over my kitchen and now he won't let me do anything in it without being incredibly horny
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 01:18 |
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Lmao they're leaning into the Meghan McCain defense
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 16:13 |
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fictional "canon" is exclusively an invention of the disney media empire that tautologically justifies their century of malfeasance w/r/t copyright law
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 21:49 |
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More people have written takes about Harrison Bergeron that are longer than Harrison Bergeron without having read it than people who have read it at all, which is incredible considering its like 300 words and one of the first shitposts
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 13:44 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:I try not to wish death on people but it would be so much better for everyone if he got hit by A train I'm willing to take one for the team and spend 3 hours sitting between 59th and 125th on my morning commute if we get this.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 20:35 |
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There's also a distinct possibility that the yellow vests get blamed because macron wants to start machine gunning them
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 18:45 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 01:21 |
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When weed gets legal here I'm gonna open a boutique dispensary that replicates the illicit feeling by operating out of a Saab 900 and you've gotta listen to the guy talk about Bitcoin for an hour before you can buy weed.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 22:05 |