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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway








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Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.


It's only not okay because it was illegal on Krypton, a planet which no longer exists. Also Supergirl is 14.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
these are literally all fetishes

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
when the elongated mans wife was raped and then her memory was erased about it and then she was murdered when she was pregnant and her corpse was burned

a real heart warmer

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

when the elongated mans wife was raped and then her memory was erased about it and then she was murdered when she was pregnant and her corpse was burned

a real heart warmer

did it motivate the elongated man to be more cool & manly?

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Pick posted:

did it motivate the elongated man to be more cool & manly?

no he got really sad and then he was murdered too

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they should make a dc movie that is just a series of literal and figurative fridging scenes. they'd probably get loads of awards and critical acclaim.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

no he got really sad and then he was murdered too

dark

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
gently caress cinema that poo poo needs to go broadway! :sparkles:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncing_Boy


Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

thanks dc really cool thing to put in your comics for children

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

cool! cool poo poo! love these comics for children!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Troposphere posted:


cool! cool poo poo! love these comics for children!

What is that? a poor man's Watchmen fanfic?

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

basic hitler posted:

What is that? a poor man's Watchmen fanfic?

blue beetle is actually who nite owl in watchmen is based off of

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Troposphere posted:


thanks dc really cool thing to put in your comics for children

Is this supposed to be more or less disturbing than Superman wanting to gently caress his 14 year old cousin?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
loving BOOMERANGS





HOW DO THEY WORK

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Is this supposed to be more or less disturbing than Superman wanting to gently caress his 14 year old cousin?

comic book writers are hosed up

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


I'd like to see Robin being killed by Joker with a crowbar adapted to the silver screen.

I also want a Spiderman movie that has Venom and Carnage in it.

That's basically it.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

basic hitler posted:

What is that? a poor man's Watchmen fanfic?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

TOO MANY GOBLINS
May 31, 2015

Troposphere posted:

no he got really sad and then he was murdered too

wasn't there also a part where he kept trying to kill himself and it didn't work or something? or was that plastic man? they both had some stupidly dark plots, jesus christ
plastic man also had an illegitimate son or something lmao
ted kord was my favourite character :smith:

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Hemingway To Go! posted:

loving BOOMERANGS





HOW DO THEY WORK

Are you saying you don't think this should be made into a movie? Because this is almost guaranteed to be better than whatever they come up with for the actual Flash movie.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
ted kord ruled and when he was killed that is when I stopped reading comics

haven't gone back, no regrets

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
dan didio went on a NO HAPPY CHARACTERS!!! NO ONE CAN BE FUN!! rampage and they never really recovered from it

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
If you missed the Booster Gold series about him coming to terms with Ted's death, you done messed up.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Troposphere posted:


thanks dc really cool thing to put in your comics for children

wtf is so bad?? there's not even any penetration

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone




Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

TOO MANY GOBLINS
May 31, 2015

Troposphere posted:

ted kord ruled and when he was killed that is when I stopped reading comics

haven't gone back, no regrets

literally same :tipshat: they brought him back a couple of times but they're not as good as the JLI comics. he was the best

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

If you missed the Booster Gold series about him coming to terms with Ted's death, you done messed up.

i read this but it was depressing as hell :rip:
maxwell lord was a significantly better character when he was just a lovely incompetent business man, the minute dc decided he was some master villain was when I stopped caring
instead of doing all these grimdark movies they should make a tv show for justice league international that's basically just the office :colbert:

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
I really just wish Jimmy was half the man he use to be.



Or maybe not.

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Lol

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!
Being Super disappointed in your children





Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





literally a hog posted:

Being Super disappointed in your children




I hope Kal beats the poo poo out of him afterwards.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Greg Berlanti becoming transmogrified into a huge pile of diverse elephant poo poo and being scooped up by all of his glam casts and shoveled into a furnace.



Oh wait, did that happen yet

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Ted Kord is back alive btw and it's not as good as it was, it's sad.

e: I have a Ted Kord tattoo.

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Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Grem posted:

Ted Kord is back alive btw and it's not as good as it was, it's sad.

e: I have a Ted Kord tattoo.

it's like new universe ted kord tho right? all the characters are different and weird idk I don't like it!!

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