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Its marvel but i want the mini plotline where iron man and captain America love each other. Or maybe that was just stuff made up by other fan girls...
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a bone to pick posted:So I just looked it up and according to reddit:
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Its marvel but i want the mini plotline where iron man and captain America love each other. Or maybe that was just stuff made up by other fan girls...
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a hole-y ghost posted:seriously judging by the stuff discussed in this thread they might as well just let fans write the storylines They basically do, that's why DC reverted all its characters back to the 'original' version over the previous decade. The people who grew up reading comics wanted to write comics with the particular version they grew up with.
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May 12, 2017 23:31
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Every super hero movie should be an origins story that starts the entire thing over. That'll really capture the annual retcons they do.
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May 12, 2017 23:38
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Every super hero movie should be an origins story that starts the entire thing over. That'll really capture the annual retcons they do.
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May 12, 2017 23:39
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May 13, 2017 00:00
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Legit want a movie about I Am Curious (Black)
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May 13, 2017 00:01
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skasion posted:Indeed, this is the whole point of Wonder Woman. The creator (the guy who invented the polygraph incidentally) was a slightly kooky psychologist who believed women should rule the world and that BDSM was a "noble practice" key to a healthy female sexuality. WW's appearance was based on he and his wife's live-in girlfriend. Also invented the polygraph
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May 13, 2017 00:02
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GeneX posted:Someone explain what the gently caress is even going on in the DC comics main plotline right now Batman and the Flash are investigating some poo poo and it's gonna make Watchmen Canon the end
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May 13, 2017 00:03
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uber_stoat posted:that's my fetish. Here are some of mine.    
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May 13, 2017 00:11
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Make a movie about Supergirl's flying horse that wants to gently caress her imo
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May 13, 2017 00:18
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Its actually really loving cool that one of shazam's enemies is a smart caterpillar
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That Robot posted:wow they really gave her sexist storylines back in the day, especially the cringey time they made her "secretary" for the justice league ehhhh I'd rather have that kind of sexism than pregnancy murder rape rape rape bullshit I mean in a perfect world we'd have neither but i don't think that's an option
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May 13, 2017 00:53
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I think the Wonder Woman secretary thing was just incidental sexism anyway. They had to come up with reasons why WW couldn't go on JSA adventures because her creator didn't want other writers touching her. I don't remember why they didn't just write her out of the Society like Flash and Green Lantern, though.
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a bone to pick posted:Its actually really loving cool that one of shazam's enemies is a smart caterpillar yeah, i never knew this, i now like captain marvel a little more. why would they never use Mr Mind in the JLU cartoon, thats the perfect kind of villain for their big villain society. i guess maybe they didnt want too many genius-type guys there
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May 13, 2017 01:34
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Caterpillars ripped my flesh! RZZZZZ!
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May 13, 2017 01:52
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turn off the TV posted:Man, Marvel really missed an opportunity to have a scene where the Winter Soldier rapes Tony Stark's mom while eating her alive instead of just shooting her. Really goes to show that the Marvel movies are kiddy garbage. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll follow the storyline where Carol Danvers gives birth to her own rapist in Captain Marvel. http://www.cbr.com/things-that-turned-out-bad-that-time-carol-danvers-gave-birth-to-her-own-rapist/ http://www.cbr.com/meta-messages-chris-claremont-sticks-up-for-ms-marvel/ There will probably even be a cute little post-credit scene where the Avengers congratulate her for the good news! 
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Bogus Adventure posted:Don't worry, I'm sure they'll follow the storyline where Carol Danvers gives birth to her own rapist in Captain Marvel. how did Beast from the xmen get into an Avengers comic?
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WillyTheNewGuy posted:I want a story where Batman reverse gas-lights the joker by giving him plastic surgery to look normal, and every time the doctors talk to him they tell him his name is Jerry and he's an insurance adjuster from Iowa, while telling him he isn't the Joker, that other guy is the Joker, and that he imagined all of his experiences with Batman. Batman also has someone else put on his suit and talk with him with like a hispanic accent so he doesn't know what the gently caress to believe. The story ends with Jerry growing old in Iowa, getting married to a geologist who is barren, so they have no kids - but their love keeps them happy until Jerry starts to have a stroke and everything comes back to him, but now he's paralyzed and unable to communicate and Bruce Wayne comes to see him, and it's revealed that Jerry is actually Batman, and Bruce Wayne has actually been The Joker the whole time.
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May 13, 2017 03:22
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I like how they're still jerking off over how edgy The Killing Joke is, 28 years later. Unable to move on for the entire time I've been alive.
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Bonzo posted:Which one? There are three of them now running around. Why does the joker on the right have a nazi haircut?
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Rutibex posted:how did Beast from the xmen get into an Avengers comic? He was a member for a bit.
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Gaunab posted:Why does the joker on the right have a nazi haircut? he has stage 3 brain cancer...
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May 13, 2017 05:16
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Does DC have a ripoff Blade? That would be p dope.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Don't worry, I'm sure they'll follow the storyline where Carol Danvers gives birth to her own rapist in Captain Marvel. To be fair to marvel everyone looked at the dude who wrote that like he was insane and then never brought it up again Like it is the one piece of history that comics as a whole has agreed never happened and will never be discussed again
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May 13, 2017 14:56
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Rutibex posted:how did Beast from the xmen get into an Avengers comic? He left the X-Men a long time ago and was a member of the Defenders and eventually the Avengers. Pretty much everyone has been a member of the Avengers at some point. He didn't get involved with the X-men again until they formed X-Factor along with the original 5 (Cyclops, Jean, Iceman and Angel)
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May 13, 2017 16:16
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:To be fair to marvel everyone looked at the dude who wrote that like he was insane and then never brought it up again And yet they let it happen. It's like how DC dropped the ball when they let Grant Morrison create Damian Wayne by having Talia date-rape Bruce. I know Grant said that he made a mistake in doing that, but it seems like DC liked the angle and ran with it: http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-scene-from-son-of-batman-is-just-shockingly-creepy-1714477094 Because there's nothing sexier than remembering when someone drugged you, took advantage of you, and turned your child into the antithesis of what you stand for.
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May 13, 2017 17:39
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This is Marvel not DC but they should make a movie on the Spider-Man story where he's an old man who killed Mary Jane by giving her cancer with radioactive sperm and fights a bunch of cops during a riot started by J. Jonah Jameson in nothing but his mask and underwear
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May 13, 2017 17:53
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Dr. VooDoo posted:This is Marvel not DC but they should make a movie on the Spider-Man story where he's an old man who killed Mary Jane by giving her cancer with radioactive sperm and fights a bunch of cops during a riot started by J. Jonah Jameson in nothing but his mask and underwear I'm sure that this will be part of Marvel's Phase 5
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May 13, 2017 18:06
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Seeing the first panel, I legit thought that Batman was going to circumcise the baby
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May 13, 2017 18:21
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Bogus Adventure posted:And yet they let it happen. It's like how DC dropped the ball when they let Grant Morrison create Damian Wayne by having Talia date-rape Bruce. I know Grant said that he made a mistake in doing that, but it seems like DC liked the angle and ran with it: It was the 70s bad ideas abounded
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May 13, 2017 18:52
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Dr. VooDoo posted:This is Marvel not DC but they should make a movie on the Spider-Man story where he's an old man who killed Mary Jane by giving her cancer with radioactive sperm and fights a bunch of cops during a riot started by J. Jonah Jameson in nothing but his mask and underwear Spider-Man Reign unironically rules because it's Dark Knight Returns but with Spider Man
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ZDar Fan posted:Seeing the first panel, I legit thought that Batman was going to circumcise the baby "MAZEL TOV"
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May 13, 2017 19:17
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We should just do the Marvel and DC comic book movie that has all the questionable, offensive, etc. storylines and characterizations from their their entire catalogs shoved into a single film for each company.
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May 13, 2017 19:21
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Casimir Radon posted:*Gravelly voice Rabbi Batman will be the next elseworlds comic.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:It was the 70s bad ideas abounded Nope. the 80's arc that got dropped just had Talia and Batman had sex/she got pregnant. Morrison did the thing where he forces obscure and silly stuff from the silver age into modern canon. Damian Wayne has only been around for a decade or so. I actually think the Batman being date-raped thing worked in a subversive way in Morrison's stuff. It's entirely done offscreen, makes a male power fantasy figure helpless, and if I recall it right, she didn't drug and rape him, she drugged him and took a sperm sample/Damian incubated in a test tube. But holy poo poo did the animated movie that referenced it do that wrong. quote:http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-scene-from-son-of-batman-is-just-shockingly-creepy-1714477094 Morrison's take on Talia in general was interesting since he took her from just being her father's sometimes rebelious pawn to a Medea type character lashing out at her former lover and father who used her to get what they wanted. But yeah I'd sure as hell distance myself as much as I could from a storyline DC has turned into THAT.
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Casimir Radon posted:I like how they're still jerking off over how edgy The Killing Joke is, 28 years later. Unable to move on for the entire time I've been alive. if i ever meet grant morrison i'm going to pretend i think he wrote killing joke and gush over how much i love it and see if i can make him cry a little
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