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"sir, i'm going to have to ask you to leave and come back with pants"
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*wears football gear and shades* "True to Caesar!"
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May 11, 2017 17:28
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Sorry, sir, but I''m going to have to confiscate your weapons >Sure (hand over weapons) >Here you go (keep holdout weapons) >Over my dead body (attack)
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May 11, 2017 17:29
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Thank you sir. May I have another? *whip*
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May 11, 2017 17:31
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anyone been to vegas lately??? whats good there?? which buffet is the most bigly?? which prostitute will make your dick spin????
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May 11, 2017 17:43
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prostitutes are illegal in Las Vegas
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May 11, 2017 17:44
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*screaming at overweight midwestern family* IT'S PRONOUNCED KAISAR!!
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May 11, 2017 17:47
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*screaming at Japanese tourists* IT'S PRONOUNCED KAISARU!!
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May 11, 2017 17:48
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how are you? wanna do me a favor wanna take your feet off the table and put your shoes back on?
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May 11, 2017 18:09
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*am gay *trying to convince management to change name to caesar's phallus
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May 11, 2017 18:13
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Sir? Sir!? SIR! please remove your nutsack from the table.
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May 11, 2017 18:18
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pizza pizza!
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May 11, 2017 18:28
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*replenishes the massive steamtray of crab legs*
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May 11, 2017 20:24
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*gets stabbed by like 20 dudes* Mondays...
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May 11, 2017 20:28
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*has massive collection of prostitute advertisement cards*
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May 11, 2017 20:36
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*oil rig workers cum elite astronauts waltz in and hog all the female attention*
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May 11, 2017 20:36
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*crashes transport prison aircraft into hotel lobby and has final showdown with the bad guy* Put the bunny, back in the box....
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May 11, 2017 20:43
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numberoneposter posted:*has massive collection of prostitute advertisement cards*
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May 11, 2017 20:47
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*receive multiple blows to the skull for the entertainment of thousands of cheering maniacs*
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May 11, 2017 20:55
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*Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to Los Angeles in time to walk down the aisle.*
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May 11, 2017 20:56
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I used to work in the Pussycat Dolls part of the casino, ama
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May 11, 2017 21:12
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*fakes seizure from light show, gets workers comp, gambles it away at ceasars palace* 
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May 11, 2017 21:13
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Haverchuck posted:how are you? Before you go pointin' the dirty end of the stick at the boy, you better be sure you can prove them charges.
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May 11, 2017 21:19
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*Did Caesar live here*?
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May 11, 2017 21:29
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Oberleutnant posted:Sir? Sir!? SIR! please remove your nutsack from the table. "...Let it ride."
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May 11, 2017 22:25
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sir you can not bet your unborn child you arnt even married
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May 11, 2017 22:28
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*realizes that escape from las vegas is probably impossible* *contemplates suicide*
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May 11, 2017 22:30
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Come pay, my lord
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May 11, 2017 22:30
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*grows tired of banging cocktail waitresses*
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May 11, 2017 22:31
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*wonders what it's like at luxor*
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May 11, 2017 22:33
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Feel bad for anyone working at a Vegas casino just constant drunk idiots all the time
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May 11, 2017 22:44
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Chinatown posted:*grows tired of banging cocktail waitresses* *remembers when he was just a young vietnamese card dealer and thought like this before he discovered figging*
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May 11, 2017 22:45
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:*wonders what it's like at luxor* much worse. Do it ironically posted:Feel bad for anyone working at a Vegas casino just constant drunk idiots all the time idk I think it would be cool to be in a tipped position where there was at least the chance that some dude hits it big and in his clouded judgement pays off your student loans or whatever. It would be like gambling without risking anything (ignoring that you're gambling on your lung health in a Vegas casino). I am a degenerate gambler and have hung around plenty of them -- I've seen plenty of guys throw out hundreds if not thousands in tips in the course of a heater that they were not in a financial position to be giving away.
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May 11, 2017 22:54
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*immediately puts Circus Circus employees resumes into shredder when they apply*
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May 11, 2017 22:58
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*job is Security* *sits in the bathroom making sure the tourists don't rape any children*
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May 11, 2017 23:34
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Doesn't Troposphere work at Cesar's Palace?
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May 11, 2017 23:37
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*calls friends from the shitter because apparently it's normal to have a landline next to the can*
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May 11, 2017 23:55
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*stares into the abyss of southwestern spices that is Bobby Flay's MESA* *ponders death from the sportsbook*
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May 11, 2017 23:56
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Where did the myth that casinos offer free booze come from?
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Once my best friend and I ate at Mesa, she had an actual bug in her salad (with overspiced lamb) and the bug was dazed by the spices, like it was buzzed off its little bug mind. They gave us no comp for Mr. Beetle who stayed put for the waiter to see it and recoil in horror, and instead tried free gross creme brulees. I later barfed in the forum but not in the fountain even though it was her hopes and dreams I would hurf in the animatronic fountain (sorry) True stories from Caesar's palace!!
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