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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

"Oh yeah, I scheduled Lukkas's first chiropractor appointment, they're going to do his first spinal adjustment! :)"

"We don't do vaccines in my household."

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
"Can you pick up some ginger on your way home hun??"

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
*feeds baby caramel macchiato baby formula*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*checks daycare app every second*

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Dollas posted:

*checks daycare app every second*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*is intolerable*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*does yoga, thinks other people care*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*literally wears baby all the time*

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*mom gets involved in MLM and shills on facebook multiple times a day*

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
*gives baby hormone treatments to change zir gender*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*has professional maternity photos and professional newborn photos*

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
*Googles how to raise a child


*Father decides to start "working around the house" -- doesn't know what a hammer is

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*keeps child within 5 feet at all times, doesn't know why child won't sleep*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*brings child to local 'mommy group'*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*has child that won't get social security*

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*starts a Mommy Blog*

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
There's already the single mother thread for this.

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*forces family to subscribe to photo repository because if they want one photo, they want several million per day*

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Yug posted:

There's already the single mother thread for this.

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Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*sends obnoxiously large birth announcement magnet*

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Hey guys, here is my opinion (read: the only correct way to do it, and anyone who does it differently is a big dumb idiot) on how to raise your child despite the fact that I have only been doing it for 2 years but they haven't shot up a school yet so I must be doing something right :)

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*sets facebook employment info to 'is a full time stay at home mommy'*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dollas posted:

*sets facebook employment info to 'is a full time stay at home mommy'*

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
*is insufferable*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*brings 2 month old to movie at 7pm, says 'he'll be fine!'*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*had gender reveal party*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*checks pinterest on iphone*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*answers questions about kids by starting the sentence with 'We'*

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Dollas posted:

*had gender reveal party*

That's incredibly problematic.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Dollas posted:

*had gender reveal party*

*is actively trying to make son/daughter homosexual

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
*Thinks staying home all day watching a kid sleep is harder work than gainful employment

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

*makes a long post complaining that once again a generation is defined by its assholes*

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
*takes a poo poo but forgets to wipe rear end in a top hat, resulting in a burning rash*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*buys SUV, thinks they will keep it clean*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*uses dumb poo poo baby talk*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry
*IS THE WORST*

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
*only buys and eats unripe bananas*

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
I'm starting a family so I just bought a 2 bedroom condo for 10x the price of a 3 storey home in 1990

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
*creates instagram account for baby*

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